give me a position show me where the ammunition is

basically a family au

[excitable-hamilton-blog]

Hamilton: (lawyer voice) jefferson has made a compelling argument but have you considered the following *puts his middle finger up to jefferson*

George: (cheering) way to go son

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*hamilton and eliza on a date*

Hamilton:*flips a bowler hat onto his head and pulls it down* so... jefferson am i right

Eliza: ugh hes the worst

Hamilton: *on one knee* MARRY ME

[connerkent-speaksinactive-blog]

@brucewayne-speaks 

[brucewayne-speaks]

…

[connerkent-speaksinactive-blog]

Everytime I try to pet you, you hiss or you glare at me. 

[brucewayne-speaks]

Maybe because I don’t like it. *hisss*

[excitable-hamilton-blog]

What if burr tried petting you god i hate burr

[excitable-hamilton-blog]

Hamilton: *to burr* be the hamilton in the conversation

Burr: you want me to just say "cowabunga jefferson"?

Hamilton: oh,yes, that would be awesome

Burr: *walks in and looks at jefferson* cowabunga jefferson

Hamilton: *looks at burr* yes!

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George: *to hamilton* if i run and leap at washy he will almost certainly catch me in his arms *running at washington* coming in

Washington: NO IM HOLDING COFFEE *drops coffee and catches george* I loved that coffee more then i will ever love you

George: shut up you caught me

[herculesmulligan-quotes]

John : Why is there blood all over the place?

Lafayette : I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

John : You stabbed someone ?!

Lafayette : No, no. Aggressively poked with a knife.

[excitable-hamilton-blog]

John: ironically enough i may or may not have poked charles lee... with a bullet

[excitable-hamilton-blog]

Phillip: i wasnt hurt that badly the doctor said all my bleeding was internal thats where it should be

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Washington: your so immature

King george: your not exactly the king of mature relationships yourself

Washington: fair enough. But i would argue that im a beautiful angel of love who has trouble finding love himself

King george:...

Washington: admit it you would watch that movie

King george: i would

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*hamilton walks out of the room*

Eliza: *covering her legs* ive forgot to shave my legs for 2 weeks

Washington: ive forgot to shave my legs for 40 years

Eliza: ... *leaves the room*

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*hamilton and jefferson playing black ops with snipers*

Jefferson: you used a machine gun

Hamilton: look at my gun DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MACHINE GUN

Jefferson: sorta...

[excitable-hamilton-blog]

Hamilton: *gives mulligan his happy meal food and keeps the toy*

George: dont be asking for fo-

Hamilton: IM HUNGRY!

[excitable-hamilton-blog]

Hamilton: can we have mcdonalds?

George: we have food at home

Hamilton: *moody* i want a happy meal toy

[excitable-hamilton-blog]

King George: *smashes a plate to get washington to notice him then feels bad* uhhh washy! Hamilton broke a plate

Washington: hamilton is uptown

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Washington: two dudes sitting in a hot tub five f-

George: *sliding closer* 1 foot apart cause we are gay?

Washington: ... *slides further away*

[excitable-hamilton-blog]

King george: *lifting george washington up* when your legs dont work like they used to before

Washington: ...

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Jefferson: antibiotics were wonderful pills but dont ever think well cure all of your ills c-

Maddison: caught a cold got the flu feeling un-

Jefferson: SHUT UP! NO... NO YOU DONT GET TO... NO!... under the weather

[sleepysaplingz]

holy fuck.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

We really going to ignore the fact that he donated once and is just using the same screenshot over and over?

Edit:

To clarify, I have no issue with someone donating.  I’m pro-choice myself.  The issue is he donates once when he says he’s going to donate each time, just so he can virtue signal about how he refuses to engage with someone.

Furthermore, I have issues with him replying to any criticism with this.  You can criticize the smug pride in not engaging in debate and beating your opposition, yet he’ll assume you’re pro-life as a result.

He’s being a smug prick who is playing you all like a fiddle to get jerked off and you’re all falling for it.

[quinzelade]

If this is the hill you want to die on, Spidey, go for it. I’m quite happy with the idea of someone donating money to Planned Parenthood, and since I don’t know or care who he is, the virtue signalling is lost on me.

That aside, being suspicious of everyone for any nice act all the time is mentally exhausting so miss me with that.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

… I literally say I have no issue with him donating money.

But he’s saying “I’m going to donate every time” and then he posts the same donation page.  So rather than do what he says, he’s donating ONCE and using it to as an own against other people while using it to get ass pats from people who agree with him.

That’s literally the same screenshot, two hours apart.  

This is like “man pledges to build house for every homeless person evicted from X location” except he builds ONE house and takes the same picture of it over and over again, yet claims he’s built 100 houses.  It’s deceptive and he’s doing it to milk people for social praise.

The goal wasn’t to help people, because if it was he’d actually donate every time.  It was to get ass pats.

[fingersinhisassfriday]

Shut up

[stonewoodzri-deactivated2019101]

also

[excitable-hamilton-blog]

Hamilton: and we DONT print retractions