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@writersroleplaymemes
Send me ‘Honey, if you love me...’ for my muse (the receiver) to try to resist smiling while your muse (the sender) tries to make them smile! The only rules of the game are: you can’t use your hands, and tickling is off-limits.
For the reverse, send in ‘I won’t just ‘smile’.’!
Please remember to specify who this is for for multis!
UpIsNotJump Starters [PT 1?]
You know the drill- specify for multis, send in ‘The spacebar is jump!’ for the mun of the blog to pick, and change pronouns as need be! All of the quotes are from his video, ‘Elite Dangerous VR Is An Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why’!
“Scoring this game out of ten is like scoring your favorite protozoic organisms out of ten.”
“I could watch Dwayne Johnson balance his checkbook all afternoon and I’d be on cloud fucking nine.”
“Thirty-five hours in and this game still scares the life out of me.”
“Play this game in VR and you can join me in my unconventional fear of the sun.”
“DAMN YOU, SUN!”
“I am not trained to deal with this kind of psychological pressure.”
“You know what’s especially fun? When you realize the the box the world’s most sexually suggestive joystick comes in won’t fit in your fucking backpack so you have to carry it home on a thirty-minute walk through London like THIS.”
“I’m a big boy!”
“That’s why the economy is garbage everywhere!”
“Getting a loan should be fucking difficult and so should flying a fucking spaceship, and I think that goes without saying!”
“HOW DO YOU FLY THIS FUCKING THING?!”
“Oh hey I can look around still!...there’s the guys that killed me...thE FUCKERS-”
“...look at thIS FUCKING MESS,--”
“(Monotone) It looks like you’re completely fucked.”
“Why won’t you fire, you’re right there?!”
“And I got this message with all the serenity of a fucking serial killer.”
“(Monotone) I’ve written you a poem.”
“Being able to see a planet doesn’t mean it’s nearby.”
“It’s the real-life equivalent of trying to brake for a petrol station only to collide with fucking Asia.”
And, because I’m also apparently electing to RP as the Mayor from LMK now...
714 icons of The Mayor from LEGO’s Monkie Kid, all sized down to 100 x 100 px! Enjoy~, and please, do like/reblog/credit me if you end up using these!
114 icons of Human!Syntax from LMK, 100px by 100px,---
---annnnd 486 icons of Spider Demon!Syntax from LMK, all also 100px by 100px! Please like/reblog if you use, or at least credit me somewhere. Danke!
Simple Hearts
Please send me a 💌 if you’d like a starter, a 💛 if you want to plot a relationship, and/or a 💫 if you’d like to plot together.
For those who can’t see the symbols, these work in their place: Heart Letter (starter), Yellow Soul (plotting a relationship), and/or Shooting Star (plotting in general).
Send in ‘Related Movie’ (plus a muse if you’re a multimuse) to see what movie the mun most relates to your muse, or could see your muse starring in!
If you can’t think of one: feel free to make one up!
Asks Based on Slime Rancher!
You know the drill- send in the slime for the corresponding question, and always specify a muse for multimuses!
Pink - Do you check your food before you eat it? Tabby - Are there times of the day when you’re just naturally pissed off, or perhaps seasons? Locations? Phosphor - What is a place you would never consider going to, no matter what? Honey - What is something that will always attract you, no matter what? Puddle - If you ever just ‘veg’/’chill’ somewhere, what are the conditions? Do you need specific conditions before you can relax? Hunter - Do you have times where you feel ‘invisible’? Are you good at sneaking around/being undetected? Quantum - Have you ever felt not entirely there during something important? Dervish - Do you feel like you cause chaos wherever you go? Tangle - What is your favorite flower? Would you wear it on your person, if you could? Fire - Is there something you need on all your food, regardless of what the food is? Mosaic - What would you do if confronted with a stained glass window? Quicksilver - Is there a specific place you like to shop/hunt at/gather at? Why/why not? Glitch - Have you ever considered the world to be a simulation? How would you respond if you found out the world really was a simulation? Do you think you’re real? Gold - Let’s say you stumbled upon something never before seen or heard of- what would you do? (Can be an item, a location, etc.) Lucky - Do you leave your home/place you consider home often? Rock - Have you ever unintentionally, physically injured someone? How bad was it? Rad - Who do you consider to be ‘toxic’, to one degree or another? Boom - What would you consider your temper to be? Explosive, or simmering? Crystal - Have you ever tried to touch something that looked really cool? What happened? Largo - If you could fuse with one being for a day (shared bodies and abilities), who would it be? Why? Gordo - Have you ever met someone you, without even thinking about it, considered to be a ‘boss’? (Could be of a company, of a gang, etc..) Party Gordo - Do you have any special accessories? Why are they special? Twinkle - Do you do spur-of-the-moment things? What was the last spur-of-the-moment thing you did? If you don’t, what do you think you’d do as a spur-of-the-moment thing, and why? Saber - Would others consider you a rarity among your kind/people? Feral - Have you ever violently lost your temper? What was the aftermath? Tarr - Are there situations that you deem ‘unrecoverable’, where no matter what, the outcome cannot be changed for the better, and as a result, the situation needs to be dealt with coldly?
Send me ‘Poetry describes us all.’ for the mun of the blog to give some poetry they think fits your muse (can be original or from a poet [please reference the original poet if its not your own writings!]).
Send in 🐾 + a person/ship/group of people to learn my headcanons on any pets said person (or ship/group) might have, if any!
[Since I can’t find the original post anywhere...]
Send in what character the mun of this blog reminds you of! And, mun of said blog, bonus points if you reciprocate and tell the asker (if you know who they are) what character they remind you of!
Send in ‘Musical Thoughts’ for the mun to shuffle their music playlist... And make a headcanon off the lyrics of whatever song they land on!
A Small Roleplay PSA:
‘Self-insert’ should not be an insult. ‘Original character’ should not be a derogatory phrase. ‘Canon divergent’ should not be a rude remark.
We all have characters we like portraying.
A self-insert portrayal can be good. A canon portrayal can suck. An original character can be amazing. A canon divergent character can be epic. A canon compliant character can be dull.
It does not come down to the character itself.
It comes down to how they are portrayed.
You can have a canon/original/self-insert character and be an ass-hat. You can have a canon/original/self-insert character and be a sweet person.
Stop calling self-inserts bad just because they’re self-inserts. Stop praising canons just because they’re canons. Stop calling out original characters just because they’re original characters. Stop hating on canon divergent characters just because they’re canon divergent.
Take the time to get to know a portrayal before you pass judgement.
Ever heard the phrase ‘don’t judge a book by its cover’?
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St. Valentines’ Day Isn’t Sexy Starters
Based on this video by CollegeHumor! If you haven’t seen the rest of their series, please do. XD For the mun to pick, send in ‘Beekeeper: St. Valentine’. And always specify for multimuses~!
“Yes, it is Saint Valentine’s Day.”
“Ye, that holy man, St. Valentine of Rome!”
“Ohhhh Valentine, ye...”
“Tis so ye.”
“Practically once a week in general!”
“Thirsty Thursday...”
“But today is the one holiday that’s actually sexy!!”
“Sexy??? SEXY?!”
“It IS a holy day.”
“He is come.”
“He is come! HE IS COME!”
“Please, [name], some respect...”
“He’s the saint of romance, marriage, and love!”
“And- he’s also the saint of beekeeping.”
“Look at him! His twisted mind delights in the sticky, sweet flesh of the beekeeper...!”
“Saint Valentine protect us!”
“You guys really aren’t doing anything sexy tonight??”
“Well, if you do wish to get personal, I do plan on making love...”
“Okay, there we go!”
“And I will make myself grow hard... So hard... Against temptation.”
“And I will get some oil... And strip myself...! Of pride. And anoint St. Valentine on this holy day!”
“All the kinky sh+t you were doing on every other day? That’s what today is for!!”
“Now if you excuse me, I have to think about how bad I’ve been while I flog myself.”
“Perhaps yes, but today will be the one day I don’t enjoy it.”
“You’re all impossible!”
“If you want to talk about... Sex... Then wait until March 5th.”
“Okay that’s too far-”
Valentine’s Day Asks
Asks based on Valentines’ day and everything around it! Send in a number for the muse to answer~!
Is there something you would do for every valentine, regardless of who they are?
If granted the opportunity, would you switch out your valentine (at present) for some goldfish crackers?
What is the worst Valentine’s Day you’ve ever had?
What is the best Valentine’s Day you’ve ever had?
Do you buy into the corporate hype (chocolates, cards, etc. for your valentine)?
Have you ever received a live animal on Valentine’s Day?
Do you like the color scheme for Valentine’s Day? If not, what colors would you change it to?
Are you the person to get someone an anatomically correct heart-card for your valentine, or do you go more traditional?
Cards, chocolates, stuffed animals, or a surprise?
What is your ideal surprise (if any) to receive from your valentine on Valentine’s Day?
Do you view Valentine’s Day as one of the few days a year to lavish your valentine in your love, or do you do so year-round?
What is your nightmare Valentine’s Day date?
What is your dream Valentine’s Day date?
Is there a specific food you avoid on Valentine’s Day?
Is there a specific place you avoid on Valentine’s Day?
Are you more or less superstitious (if at all) on Valentine’s Day compared to other days?
QUICK! Decide: Christmas or Valentine’s Day???
How expensive are you on Valentine’s Day?
What is the most on-edge, ‘sure but why’ date you’ve ever been on?
What candy do you gravitate towards on Valentine’s Day, if any?
Do you look forward to the post-Valentine’s Day mega-sale?
Are you the couple kissing in public, or the person off to the side concerned/disgusted?
Would you relate Valentine’s Day to a Hallmark movie cliche-fest? Why or why not?
Do you indulge in more platonic valentines or more romantic valentines?
What are your thoughts on Valentine’s Day as a whole?
If given the opportunity, would you go to your dream date location with your worst enemy, or your nightmare date location with your valentine?
Have you ever gone dumpster-diving on Valentine’s Day?
Who do you want to ask to be your valentine?
If you don’t have a date on Valentine’s Day, what do you do instead?
Have you ever done Valentine’s Day long-distance? How’d that go?
The First Guy To Ever Celebrate a Birthday Starters
Based on this video by Ryan George. ^^ You know the rules- for the mun to pick, send in ‘you put fire on a pastry?!’. Always specify for multimuses, and have fun~.
“Hey, okay listen- I’m gonna need you to put this cone-shaped hat on, okay?”
“Kind of, yeah. Today’s the big day!”
“Right out of there, thirty years ago, to the day!”
“Okay, that’s kind of a weird thing to bring up man!”
“Childbirth is quite literally trauma.”
“I don’t wanna talk about this!!”
“Another year has passed since that happened.”
“Nonono, I thought we’d celebrate you!”
“Yeah no, we’ll figure out a day to celebrate all mothers at once.”
“Well first of all, I got a cake.”
“What are all those things sticking out of it?”
“Oh, these are to hold the fire.”
“Yeah I’m gonna set these little things on fire.”
“Why- no- please don’t do that!”
“Well we’re gonna get fire involved, I decided.”
“The cake’s on fire now.”
“Okay so I wrote a song that you’re gonna have to listen to now.”
“I didn’t know what to do with myself that entire time.”
“That was a great moment, I have no regrets.”
“No, don’t tell me!”
“Now we gotta deal with this fire.”
“Why did you set this on fire if you had no intention of dealing with the aftermath?”
“No, use the air from your mouth.”
“Weaponize your breath!”
“Okay, it’s done- the baked good is no longer incendiary.”
“It sounds like you got yourself a cake.”
“Oh, I almost forgot, you get presents too.”
More GrayStillPlays Starters
There are never enough GrayStillPlays quotes... NEVAAAA!! As always: specify the muse for multimuses, if you want the mun to pick, send in ‘grayed out words’. Have fun~!
Videos: 1 || 2 || 3 || 4 [In case you wish to watch Gray’s insanity.]
“Yeah, blame it on the Hell-game and their ads.”
“$21 billion for the eighth circle of Hell? WHAT A STEAL!”
“TIME TO WAKE UP FOR SCHOOL, BIH-”
“Will you save Nemo, or will you roast his ass alive?”
“It’s taken me about $100 real-life dollars to get down to the eighth circle of Hell.”
“Yayyyy I’m level sixty-nineeeeee....”
“Jason, like all people, is highly allergic to generators.”
“We’ve used fans, and rockets and all that crap- rookie crap.”
“And before you know it, he’s turned into pepperoni!”
“So Kyle’s missing his shins, but that’s alright, he’s just slightly shorter now.”
“I think I spawned him in the floor.”
“See this tesla coil? Settings! Temperature! Ninety-eight degrees. ROOKIE NUMBERS.”
“I think once your internal organs turn into a lunchable, it doesn’t really matter how hot the thing is that’s burning you alive...”
“I’m just a person who loves excess.”
“Nothing in this game is as it seems, everything is designed specifically to kill you!”
“That was okay, but can we make it stupider?”
“That’s right, what you didn’t know was that our chef is highly allergic to knives.”
“A highly... Explosive spoon...!”
“See that? Can’t even recognize ‘im!”
“I just- want to see- if I can make the spinning blades get stuck- by throwing enough bodies at the problem!”
“OR I MIGHT JUST BE CRASHING THE GAME!”
“No one has to worry about skipping leg day anymore because no one’s gonna have any legs.”
Yearbook Starters
Yearbook quotes as starters! You know the drill- if you want the mun to decide, send ‘that’s for the yearbook?’, and always specify for multimuses! [Also feel free to change pronouns as need beeee-]
“Sometimes when my neighbor is gone, I roll around in her garden and pretend I’m a carrot.”
“If you like water, then you already like 72% of me!”
“I do indeed have eyes.”
“Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.”
“Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.”
“The worst part about donating blood is the feeling of giving.”
“Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”
“If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”
“The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.”
“I started school with straight A’s, now I’m not even straight.”
“I like my coffee like I like my women- I don’t like coffee.”
“What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget.”
“So I heard the ladies like bad boys. Lucky for them, I’m bad at everything.”
“Don’t follow your dreams, follow my twitter.”
“I don’t always have time to study, but when I do I still don’t.”
“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.”
“One time I ate a bagel.”
“I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.”
“Why wear pants when you could not wear pants?”
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
“My computer screen is brighter than my future.”
“I’ve never done cocaine- but it smells good!”
“Opinions are like mixtapes, I don’t want to hear yours.”
“Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”