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[A blog created for Planet 413 AU. This blog is absolutely NSFW, there can be sex, gore, and the like, without any warning whatsoever. If you are squeemish about such things, there is always Google ]

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TG: yo harles sup? seems i just arrived in this backwater locale on my gorgeous orange wings and noticed this wrist-thing had your handle on it so i thought why the fuck not lets shoot up the chums and relive the good old days and by that i mean im hells of curious about what youve been up to on this weird planet i found egbert and it was a real splash but theres only so much nic cage and shitty pranks a bird can take yknow?

GG: …GG: okay im starting to get the impression you arent the same davesprite as beforeGG: ugh i don’t know if thats a good thing or a bad thing :(GG: well at least i already got my aggression out, but a whole redo of the whole feelings thing is… :(GG: im doing alright, though.  could be better, honestly.  seeing john was great!  but ugh this mud is just all hells of annoying!!!  i feel like i better sleep in a tree or something, instead of out in the open or in a cave!!

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TG: er yeah about that TG: not even tryin to put up impressions here TG: im not that shitty TG: im not the davesprite youre looking for TG: hahaha TG: sorry TG: that was shitty TG: but for real im uh TG: not the davesprite youre probably thinking of TG: im new TG: and so im just gonna say right off the bat sorry about the loss TG: not sure what your relationship was in this fucked up place but TG: yeah TG: moving on TG: id hope its a good thing i mean TG: id like to be a good thing if thats even possible TG: look dont worry about feelings okay TG: you dont even need to meet up with me if you dont want to TG: i really dont know what happened between you and other me TG: but im guessin it wasnt all that pleasant TG: and i know our past aint exactly the best to begin with so TG: yeah TG: just wanted to make sure you were all right TG: glad to hear you are TG: even with all the mud and shit TG: i dont suggest the trees TG: theyve been fallin cause of the flooding and erosion i guess TG: though TG: if you know of any empty caves around TG: like uninhabited by man troll or beast TG: id appreciate some coordinates TG: been sleepin out in the open myself and yeah that shit sucks massive balls TG: like king kong balls swingin from the empire state buildin TG: scarrin office workers left and right TG: but yeah if you want me to leave you alone or somethin just let me know TG: ill drop this handle like its fuckin hot no problem

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GG: ...hehe GG: okay okay, youre definitely new. GG: thanks for the advice, though! GG: no word on caves, but ill keep an eye out i guess :)

GG: and uh... ill get back to you on whether or not to contact me.  for now its fine, just dont bring up the past, okay??  i really dont want to think about that right now :\ GG: you might be a good thing!  its possible, but there are so many factors right now that i feel pesters are best.  even though the world can see them.  nothing is really private here!

GG: you may be ready for more, but im definitely not.  lots of thinking to do GG: but who knows?  i do want to possibly be friends in the future.  i cant hate you forever, after all!!

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TG: yo harles sup? seems i just arrived in this backwater locale on my gorgeous orange wings and noticed this wrist-thing had your handle on it so i thought why the fuck not lets shoot up the chums and relive the good old days and by that i mean im hells of curious about what youve been up to on this weird planet i found egbert and it was a real splash but theres only so much nic cage and shitty pranks a bird can take yknow?

GG: ...GG: okay im starting to get the impression you arent the same davesprite as beforeGG: ugh i don't know if thats a good thing or a bad thing :(GG: well at least i already got my aggression out, but a whole redo of the whole feelings thing is... :(GG: im doing alright, though.  could be better, honestly.  seeing john was great!  but ugh this mud is just all hells of annoying!!!  i feel like i better sleep in a tree or something, instead of out in the open or in a cave!!

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[MASS MEDIA MESSAGE 01]:Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you. It’s called Daisy.

GG: ...what??GG: why do i get the feeling this is a movie reference?GG: well i guess it doesnt matter.  hopefully youre a better hal than before!GG: as for a song, sure!!! :DGG: songs are great!!!

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Fucked doesn't even BEGIN to describe it.

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Damn right he couldn’t do anything.  Damn right none of those tactics would work.  She knew, and loved, that she had all the power here.  There was nothing he could do, say, believe, or understand that would make her stop, slow down, or change what she was doing.

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Things that had once given him cause for arousal now screamed through his body , pain so intense it couldn’t be called that anymore.

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And yet, that was the question everyone would be wondering, if there were onlookers.  How far WOULD she go?

"i suppose it doesnt really matter.  you never used your heart, so if i ate it there wouldnt be an issue, would there?"  She paused a bit for a reply here, even though she knew he'd probably be too far in his mental spiral to respond.  It wouldn't really matter what he said, either, though her ears were perked for replies.  "hmmmmmmm?"  Long and drawn out, as if to say she was waiting for a reply.  It wasn't much later that she carried on, with poor without his consent, saying "actually no, youre right.  i control your life so its only natural that i can eat your heart if i wish to"  Of course, all of this was only to strengthen the fact that she was in FULL control of this situation.  But just to take it that one step further, she gently opened her free hand, using her powers to FORCE his eyes open.  That's when she leaned down and licked one strong lick over the center of his heart.  "mmm mmm-mmm.  lets make this fun.  ill let your heart decide what your torture will be.  every organ squished individually?  Me dissecting you, piece by piece?  or, my personal favorite!!  letting you watch as your entire body stops working, piece by piece, forcing you to accept the fact that if anything happens to me, you die as well.  removing your heart, your lungs, your stomach, your intestines, your pancreas, liver, kidneys, bladder, testicles, everything.  and watching you  squirm as your body start to complain, you feeling all the empty spots, knowing something is wrong, knowing you will die, but me not letting you.  you arent going to die.  thats the only promise i can give you.  and yet sometimes, that promise ins a curse.  especially when you need me to survive"

At that, she stopped talking for a moment, watching his heart.  She waited for it to pump faster, she waited for the adrenal glands to do their thing, for the fight or flight response.  She waited for it to happen.  And all that waiting gave her an idea.  "and while im at it and in control of your life, lets do a scientific experiment!!  after all, I love science"  There was no pause this time.  Instead, she reached down, below his intestines, trying to find his prostate.  And once she found it, she started to gently rub and squeeze it with that free hand.  "i love to see you squirm, so how about i make it so thats all you can ever do.  hating the pain, but needing it to ever feel that calm of release!  and even then i can make it so you never feel that release, and it instead backfires and causes you even MORE pain"  In truth, she was really only doing this to get him in more pain, but it was also a way to force him into the trap of getting his heart rate up.  There was no way to win against someone who had all the cards, was there?  "and yet, you will learn to crave this pain.  you will keep coming back.  for i will be the only one capable of giving it to you!!"  And so her true plan starts to become apparent.  "to think, this is only the beginning.  there are no limits to my power.  NOW is the time to be legitimately scared.  scared of what i can do to you as easily as a snap.  far worse than death"  She was certainly a talker.  Maybe she got that from Dave?  "addiction is a powerful thing"

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three cheers for three years

John was a tad bit busy steeping in his internal doldrums, to do anything besides walk. The fact that he’d sent Jade his coordinates and would now be expecting a fucking furry inbound at any given second.

He plodded through the snow, hands thrust deep in the pocket of his hoodie. What were the chances that this group of people- and trolls- all wound up in yet another big fat clusterfuck? John didn’t think they were very high, and yet here they were, in the face of yet another insurmountable enemy. The Overseer.

Even though the Game stacked the odds against them, sent them on surprise plot twists turned to outright plot spirals- there always was an element of hope to their situation. Their denizens, their god powers, their sprites. There was always something they could do the help their situations.

The way Terezi had described their current predicament, hope was a little above zero on the usefulness scale. They all had to buckle down and weather whatever fucked up torments came hurtling toward them. How was that fair? They’d paid their dues. Why didn’t they get to live in the world they created, where their biggest problems would be taxes and car insurance?

The wind sighed through the trees. He could hear it just fine, but he couldn’t sense the ebb and flow anymore. It was kind of like listening to music with earplugs, only detecting the scantest beats. Another piece of evidence that there was indeed a chip in his head, limiting his powers and doing all sorts of tomfoolery to his brain.

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It took a bit of time, but Jade was on the prowl.  She had set up that infamous wrist computer with the received waypoint and smiled as she started out following the pointer through woods, through the snow, through the frozen tundra of the area.  In the woods it was a bit colder than outdoors, but she was ready.  Sure it was cold, but she toughed it out.  She wasn't about to let her friend be all alone and miserable!  That wouldn't be a good friend.  Those doggy ears were always perked as she moved through the area, rifle at her side, recently refilled with bullets so she would be safe along her journey.  She certainly knew all too well what was lurking in Planet 413, and knew some of treachery already, what with that second event.  But none of that mattered to her as much as getting to John!

A few steps here, stopping to listen, a few more steps, rifle stayed near her at all times!  She was certainly taught well, how to live in safety.  And how to garden, so she knew a few survival skills.  Finally emerging above the final hill, she could see a speck of blue!  at least, she thinks it's blue, and not simply a trick of the light.  That gets her to speed up, possibly even start running a bit, but still careful to make sure she didn't step in a frozen pond or anything.  Sniffing in the cold air, familiar scents started to come to her.  John was nearby!  And as she pushed on, that blue got closer, she grew more and more sure it was him.  It wasn't long before she briefly thought about trying to prank him, just for old-times sake, just to see what would happen.  Thinking a bit more, she stifled a giggle with her hand coming up to her mouth, then shook her head gently, looking out to John.  As fun as it would be, pranking wasn't the thing that was supposed to be happening.  At least not yet.  However!  On the way there, she did decide to reach down and grab a handful of snow, barely using her power to keep it off of her hand as she used both to form it into a small ball.  A soft ball that she knew would explode into soft snow on impact.  And once she was close enough, she threw it right at his form!

Sure, she didn't want to prank him.  But that didn't mean she couldn't have some fun!  She certainly knew it would get his attention, and that was all she needed!  Whether he looked at her or not, she moved a bit closer and said "hehehe lesson one, always stay alert!"  The map thing and waypoints could come later.  First it was important to have fun!  At least in her book!  Once they got that important fun time out of the way, maybe then they could discuss the reason for her coming over at all!  All of this made her smile, her happy demeanor very visible, even though it was rather obvious she had already been through a lot.  A bit of wear and tear on her skin, though the ears seemed fine.  the fur, although a bit matted, still flowed in the air.  Her glasses were still carefully perched atop her nose.  Definitely still very much a nerd, after all.  She waited for his response, almost purposefully letting her guard down, even though she knew he would likely return fire!  After all, it was no fun if she wouldn't let herself be hit, was it?

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EB: jade!! you have exactly 14 seconds to tell me that this is a hallucination and i am about to wake up, in my bed, in my dorm, where i go to college- or i will burst into fiery flames of fury. go go go.

GG: …john?  is this really you or is this another prank?  its been so long and… i thought you died!!!GG: man i dont know whats really real anymore.  everything just goes by so fast.GG: but if it IS the real you then… sadly no, this is kind of hell, even with the advantages :(

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GG: cold is right!!!  okay so i at least know you exist! GG: i dont know if i was wrong about you dying or if its just some ruse but… GG: as much as i dont want either of us in here, its still good to have you back!!! :D GG: and yeah, the wrist computer! mine must be specially made because it cycles through patterns like the wardrobifyer! GG: there are a lot of things i learned while here, maybe i can help you out :P

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EB: yeah, existing is definitely a thing i’m doing! EB: so, i dunno. i don’t remember dying, but… then i don’t remember any of this, really. EB: i am glad you’re around to guide me! kind of like my own version of jadesprite, hehe. EB: what i’m taking away from this conversation, is that we should meet up in the near future. i am ready to be schooled, professor harley.

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GG: hehehe GG: and the best professor on this side of the planet no doubt!! GG: maybe i should find a labcoat to wear or something?? GG: anyway yes we need to meet!  hopefully sooner rather than later GG: and uh, maybe I should find you, not the other way around.  explaining the waypoint system is easier in person :P GG: so john, you should be able to find out how to save your location in the waypoint menu, then all you do is send it to me!  i can do the tedious work of finding you, and then we can hug and meet and catch up on a looooot of things!! GG: sound like a plan?

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Fucked doesn't even BEGIN to describe it.

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  Jade grinned at his remark.  “monster?  pfft.  youre NOTHING compared to me”  She was excited about this.  She was ready.  She was formulating plan after plan. “not gonna promise, are you?  bad move”  Of course, it was only a bad move on his part.  She loved every minute of it, as she suddenly dropped her arms and used her velocity to HELP that fall go even faster, so he would hit the ground, flat on his back, with TWICE the force of gravity.  Plus a little more.

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She had a grin on her face, looking at that dagger, following it as it moved down his chest, slicing at his skin, causing it to cleanly separate.  It was easier to control the blood if the cut was clean, after all, licking her lips as that green glow continued to get longer and longer, following her cut.  She was cutting ALL the way down, from his breastbone to where a human's intestines would be.  Maybe a bit lower, but she did make sure to stop before his groin!  Turning the blade and cutting more gently this time, puling up on the skin as she gently eased the blade upwards to carve that skin all the way out to the side, all the way to his muscles there.  Although she did try not to hit a lot of muscles, she was sure to cut a few.  She ensured those that would allow him to get up were absolutely severed, making sure that he was stuck there, regardless of what ended up happening.  She grinned evilly at the highblood, saying "ooo, all of these special organs" she said, starting to lift the flap of skin!  She soon removed the dagger, gently starting again from the top and carving outwards, still to that side.

She didn't worry about his arms, and didn't bother patching him up, but that green glow also started showing up on his shoulders, and elbow, still ensuring that little to no blood was lost, as her powers were very useful here.  "a highblood, reduced to sitting here while the most powerful doggy girl in paradox space could literally eat him alive!"  The first organ to catch her attention as she peeled his skin back was his heart.  That muscle inside of his ribcage, still pumping, still functioning.  It looked so delicious, she wanted to devour it, but she just looked for now, moving one hand down as she captchaloged her gun, touching, feeling his ribs, pressing gently on that ribcage.  She leaned close and sniffed at the bones, even licking at the lowest one, before making a pleasured sound.  Not really a moan, but a relaxing "mmmmm"  She then took that dagger and pointed it right for his heart, saying "i wonder what would happen if i sliced your heart into two.  would you live without me?  without that special muscle to pump that rich violet blood through your system?"  She grins, then pointing her blade closer to further down.  "or maybe i should remove a kidney first?  show you how painful it could be, let you watch as it eats itself, or maybe watch as i eat it myself?  after all, you only need one, right?"

She giggled softly, before starting to use the dagger to carve out to the other side, at the top and the bottom, using her hands to gently rub against his stomach after that flap, too, was peeled back.  "it looks like you tick much the same way as we do, hmm?  so if i eat your liver, youll slowly start to die?"  She moves her hands to his liver, then to his lungs, though they were hidden partly behind his ribs.  "or maybe poke a hole in your lungs, make it impossible for you to breathe!!"  There was so much she could do that would make it very hard for him to stay alive.  "i dont have to snap to kill you, my dear highblood.  your life is literally in my hands right now.  one wrong move and you will die right here, right now.  but i wouldnt give you that liberty, now would i?  youd ruin my fun!"  It was a really weird sight, some muscles glowing green, the cuts she made glowing green; the gunshots too.  And her, just all the way over him, just waiting, talking to him about her plans.  As if she had all the time in the world.  And oh, she did.  She certainly barking did.  "so lets see if you can stand internal pain, as much as you can stand external.  after all, its important for me to be able to get to your heart.  so i can taste it"  Was that what she planned for?  He wasn't given much time to think about it, that much was for sure.

With one hand pressing against his ribcage, the other seemed to wrap around the rib nearest his heart.  She first pulled gently, getting a feel for the pressure needed to break it; after all, it would be easier to teach him a lesson if she could force him to realize exactly what she was about to do.  Maybe even get him to listen?  To bawl his eyes out?  No matter what he did though, her hand started to glow as she suddenly pulled with almost herculean strength!  She wanted more pain than anything else.  She was going to see if the rib would break upon pulling, with more and more power, until it did, indeed, decide to break off.  Bones, when fresh, were still rather fragile, after all.  This wasn't his femur, ribs were meant to be able to expand and contract, right?  And once it did break, she grinned evilly, the break points glowing so as to stop the bleeding, prevent it from happening in the first place.  "i guess this is a case of giving a dog a bone, huh?  too bad in your case its really many many bones.  perhaps all 206, if youre unlucky.  i could break them all, one by one"  And with a soft chuckle, she lifted the broken rib up so he could watch as she licked over it and seemed to enjoy herself, gently sucking on one end of the bone.  Did she want to creep him out?  Scare him?  definitely.  She wanted him scared out of his mind.  She could do literally anything she wanted to him, and all he could do was wait.

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EB: jade!! you have exactly 14 seconds to tell me that this is a hallucination and i am about to wake up, in my bed, in my dorm, where i go to college- or i will burst into fiery flames of fury. go go go.

GG: …john?  is this really you or is this another prank?  its been so long and… i thought you died!!!GG: man i dont know whats really real anymore.  everything just goes by so fast.GG: but if it IS the real you then… sadly no, this is kind of hell, even with the advantages :(

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EB: …as far as i can tell, no, i am not dead. i am, however, cold as balls. EB: but i am getting the vibe that this isn’t really a joking matter. EB: which is fine, even though i was hoping this was an elaborate scam. EB: but, uhm, i guess, this is me, real me, in hell.  EB: bright side is! a lot of familiar names are on this nifty wrist watch.

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GG: cold is right!!!  okay so i at least know you exist! GG: i dont know if i was wrong about you dying or if its just some ruse but... GG: as much as i dont want either of us in here, its still good to have you back!!! :D GG: and yeah, the wrist computer! mine must be specially made because it cycles through patterns like the wardrobifyer! GG: there are a lot of things i learned while here, maybe i can help you out :P

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EB: jade!! you have exactly 14 seconds to tell me that this is a hallucination and i am about to wake up, in my bed, in my dorm, where i go to college- or i will burst into fiery flames of fury. go go go.

GG: …john?  is this really you or is this another prank?  its been so long and… i thought you died!!!GG: man i dont know whats really real anymore.  everything just goes by so fast.GG: but if it IS the real you then… sadly no, this is kind of hell, even with the advantages :(

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Greetings. I believe we've met before? I remember seeing you back on Prospit quite often, but I just wanted to be certain.

GG: hmmm… you seem familiar…  wait!  you’re one of those cute white prospitians, right? :D

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It's good to be bad.

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The only reply Bec gave was to woof once, lick Jade’s hands and then bound off. Free of her not so ordinary’s dog’s watch, but not really because Bec was always watching Jade would be left to her own devices. So, as if Bec’s departure were some kind of cue, a piecing scream filled the air. As the wailing continued Bec, who hadn’t gotten very far, started howling only to stop in favor of the faint sound of clicking toenails on wooden floors. Bec had gone to investigate the sound, and if necessary, protect his human from the source of the scream. Seconds passed and all was silent except for the horrible, caterwauling scream. It seemed to fill Jade’s whole house, infecting it and smothering it. And, as it went on, it gained a voice of sorts. No longer was it just a toneless, loud scream but something almost familiar. It didn’t belong to anyone or anything in particular, however it did sound scared. Terrified really. Whatever was causing the shouting it was, obviously, nothing good. As if to confirm that fact the sound of Bequerel’s low throated growls joined the shouts creating a cacophonous duet which seemed like it could be heard around the world, or at the very least, be impossible to ignore for anyone unfortunate to hear it. Fortunately, Jade wouldn’t have to suffer hearing more ear piercing noises for long. The chorus of chaos grew in volume, blotting out every other sounds that could be heard. It would be near impossible to even hear oneself think much less actually hear oneself. Despite that, the yelling and growling seemed to continue growing. Perhaps not louder, but closer. Any spaces, even the most microscopic, were filled with the terrible sounds until, just as suddenly as it had started to stopped. The silence that ensued was almost as deafening as the noise and twice as worrisome. What had happened to thing yelling? What had happened to Bec? Just WHAT had he been protecting Jade from? Before Jade could begin to answer these questions for herself the silence was broken by what sounded like a firework or perhaps a car backfiring. Of course the sound was neither of these two things and instead the newest sound was one which was, probably, much more familiar for Jade: The sound of a gunshot. Finally, maybe a second after the gunshot rang out, high pitched, obviously pained, canine yelping pierced the air before silence reigned once again.  

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Jade only giggled as he bounded off.  He was a good dog, albeit one she couldn't predict.  He was the only one that could surprise her, a property almost solely unique to him!  But as he started to leave, those thoughts of something wrong got bigger and bigger.  Something WAS up.,, but she didn't know what it was!  Out of nowhere she pulled her earmuffs close, and put them on, just before the sounds happened.  As if she knew what would happen.  But she didn't, did she?  She couldn't have known about the sounds!  Either way, at the noise, Jade suddenly grew worried.  She didn't need to be worried for Bec, he was a superdog, there was nothing that could hurt him!  Nothing could ever hurt Bec.  But she was worried for herself.  Even with Bec there, she wasn't so certain about her own safety.  Especially not with such a weird sound.  Granted, she had heard weirder, but she didn't wait for something to happen. With a sudden look of determination, she ran over to grab her rifle, holding it as she ran out and did a youth roll, absconding from her room.  If she thought right, she was fairly sure she knew where everything was coming from.  Just before she had heard the gunshot, she was already out in the main area of her house, and at this point, he knew it came from outside.  It was odd, though...  That yelp?  It sounded familiar, and yet she wasn't certain it was Bec.  It shouldn't be him.  He could teleport.  But what worried her more was who shot the gun?  Assuming that Bec was fine, she doubted someone would shoot themselves.  And she knew Bec didn't need a gun.  This is what caused her to hesitate before opening the door to outside.  Whatever was out there that shot that bullet would likely have more where it came from, and she wasn't as fast as Bec.  Sure, an expert markswoman, but that foreboding feeling didn't go away.  Whoever this was was bad news. Even so, after taking a deep breath, she slowly opened her door, peeking out to see if there was anything unusual outside.  Outside was a guess of course, but she'd know if anyone but Bec was sneaking up behind her, right?  She didn't want to be seen, not until she could assess the situation!  And so, very slowly she looked out from her door, to see everything she could with it open only partway.  Examining the ground, examining where she was fairly sure she heard the growling from, and the yell that she wasn't so sure she even heard.  Even so, her earmuffs were still on, still making sure that her hearing would stay intact.  She was absolutely silent at this.  This wasn't something her grandpa could fix for her.  She was going to have to do it herself, and prove that she could last on her own!

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Fucked doesn't even BEGIN to describe it.

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He might have died and been brought back before, but that didn’t mean similar experiences weren’t still weird. His limp self was being dragged down a hall by a set of drones that didn’t seem concerned with him waking up. Good for them, he was too groggy to care. That head wound was fucking him up.

They wrangled him upright and threw him into a room that appeared to be made of mirrors. He wasn’t stupid; there was no way people wouldn’t want to keep an eye on him under current circumstances, and two-way glass was a thing he was no stranger to.

He was dizzier than he would have liked, but he made it to his feet, wobbling but on two legs. Ow.

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Jade Harley wasn’t too far behind.  She was more than excited to do this, more than ready to show what she was truly capable of, and overjoyed that she was able to do this.  An evil grin could be seen as she seemed to actually teleport in.  A simple teleport…  it seemed her powers had returned full force.  Did this mean she was going to go against the Overseer?  BARK no.  It was far more fun to be a loyal dog, and torture anyone and everyone that wasn’t “up to par”!  This was going to end up being an amazing day.  That was for sure. She looked the troll over and couldn’t help but giggle.  How should she start?  She wasn’t really given any real rules on HOW to torture him.  But the good thing was she didn’t need rules.  Rules made things boring as hell.  No rules?  That meant go wild!  But she had no plans to kill him, oh no.  That would make her fun run out.  Instead, she planned things far far worse.  Worse than death.  Worse than starvation.  Worse than most people wanted to imagine.  What Terezi had done to her gave her an idea.  An evil, crafty idea.  She didn’t waste any time in greeting him, saying “ahh my own little torture pet to do with as i wish”  Her grin didn’t get smaller.

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Jade grinned at his remark.  "monster?  pfft.  youre NOTHING compared to me"  She was excited about this.  She was ready.  She was formulating plan after plan. "not gonna promise, are you?  bad move"  Of course, it was only a bad move on his part.  She loved every minute of it, as she suddenly dropped her arms and used her velocity to HELP that fall go even faster, so he would hit the ground, flat on his back, with TWICE the force of gravity.  Plus a little more.

There was nothing that could stop her as she outright STABBED that dagger into the front of his chest, though she ensured it missed any vital organs, and went between the ribs.  She wasn't going for a kill, though, she could easily do it at this point.  "you know... ive always wondered about troll biology.  what makes you tick?  how are your organs arranged?  i assume its a lot the same as humans, but dont you want to know for sure?"  She grinned, leaning closer to his face.  Her powers were still holding his arms to his sides, they were useless to use against her.  Barking useless.  His legs, on the other hand, weren't controlled at all.  They were able to be used, if he so chose, for anything he liked.  However, this didn't last forever!  Only a second later before she said "first lets make you immobile WITHOUT me having to hold you."

This is when her rifle came out of her sylladex once more, she scanned his body for joints, and she grinned a toothy evil grin.  Gripping her rifle as any expert markswoman does, she presses the tip of the nozzle of her rifle right up against his shoulder.  She knew that if the joints were gone, he couldn't do anything, no matter HOW strong he was.  And this was exactly her plan, as the first shot rang out, tearing through that shoulder (after all, it was point blank), and leaving a mess of blood behind it as the bullet exited the skin.  She LET the blood flow for now, as she moved to his second shoulder, same procedure.  Making sure they were immobile, before pressing that nozzle up against his elbow.  She didn't actually care about wasting bullets at this point, given her current position she could barking MAKE more if she wanted.

She spoke once more.  "how does it feel to be weaker than a human?  hmmmm?"  And then another shot rang out.  This one fired right into that elbow, as her evil grin grew even more evil.  She then leaned really close to his face.  "by the way, if you do happen to try and get out, if you do happen to overpower me, i can simply kill you with a snap!"  She brought her hand up to near his face.  It was ready to snap for sure.  She was MORE than ready, shown by her moving the point of the dagger to his breastbone.  "its time to see how you tick"  And that dagger would slowly, ever so slowly start to carve all the way down.  She made sure the point would cut into that skin.  And since she had her full powers, she also made sure not much blood was lost in doing so.  The wound would start to glow green as she carved, she made sure the bloodloss was virtually zero.  With her powers, she could close off or fold over the skin!  In a way, she was a surgeon right now, but with him feeling every moment.  He would feel the pain of the cut skin, but none of the side effects.  She wasn't about to let him die.

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GG: okay since eridan blocked me i want you to tell him this terezi. or not, i really don’t care. but im actually with you on this one. as much as i hate eridan, he doesnt actually deserve this. he may be a huge douche, but TELLING him that doesnt make things better. especially when everyone says the same thing. i may be a bitch to him myself but... :( im not willing or able to help him. you can though!!! im just going to stay out of this for now. hehe reminds me of those stupid memos

Y34H 1 G3T YOU BUT YOU SHOULDNT H4V3 B33N 3 J3RK >:[

1LL L3T 1T SL1D3 THOUGH B3C4US3 1 D1D K1LL YOU THOUGH YOU D3S3RV3D 1T SO NO N33D TO 4POLOG1Z3 FOR TURN1NG 1NTO 4 L1T3R4L B1TCH H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H

H3LL S33 TH3 M3SS4G3 PROB4BLY 4ND 1F NOT 1LL T3LL H1M N3XT T1M3 1 S33 H1M

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GG: oh god thats right DD: GG: that was just wrong of me.  i don't know everything i did, but... i know enough to say i definitely deserved it.  i prolly deserved worse, actually :( GG: still, thanks!!!

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It's good to be bad.

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The drones overseeing Jade’s stay on the moon didn’t make her wait too long. A couple minutes after she groaned the grey robotic silhouette of not one, but several drones glided into view. Silent as the grave they peered down at Jade for several seconds until one of them nodded. As if this were some kind of cue, or perhaps a signal that this particular drone was in charge, the other drones backed off. Seconds later mechanical clicking and whirring sounds one might here in a operating room or a dentist were heard. The head drone didn’t seem to notice the noise, or if it did, it ignored the sounds in favor of bending over Jade and pressing it’s head near her chest. No heartbeat, just as it’d been told to expect. Good, the last thing it needed was to give this human two hearts. That would have been an unfair advantage, and besides which it had been told physical torture and changes weren’t going to work well on this player and in fact might prove counterproductive to what it was the Overseer wanted. A pity really, her ears looked like they’d be fun to play with. They were so white and fluffy, like clouds or cotton candy. Just perfect for ripping off and staining with the red of her blood. But, no, it wouldn’t do that. At least not while Jade was awake and conscious enough to feel it. "Sleep." the word was more a command than anything, and not one Jade would have the chance to rally against because almost as soon as the drone said it pressed a needle like claw into Jade’s upper arm. It’s claw, normally hollowed like a needle, was filled with sedative which would not only put Jade under but make her dream. And these dreams, unlike the ones she had known, wouldn’t be the type she could wake up out of no matter how much she screamed. It’s job done, at least for now, the drone rolled back while the others went to work putting Jade back together again. Meanwhile, the drugs took affect and dragged Jade into the real of nightmares and terrors

Thus, when Jade would open her eyes next she would find she was no longer pinned to a table with no heart, but on her home island and being awoken by the sloppy kisses of Becquerel.

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Jade definitely felt the vibrations, but the sounds themselves were absolutely lost to her.  It was a pity, but her eyes did finally open, barely, as soon as she felt a pressure on her chest.  One that normally she'd shy away from, but her body was too tired to do anything of the sort!  Even if her mind was racing.  It wasn't long, though, as her eyes were starting to get adjusted to the light, she started to see figures.  She started to see... things.  She didn't know what they were doing... but she had no real time to reflect on it either.  a few seconds later she was injected with something...  that actually DID seem to make her tired.  To wind down her mind.  The small amount of pain was enough to make her seem to smile peacefully just before drifting off, as those last few inches of consciousness fled.

All of this, while dreaming, she wouldn't remember.  After all, she was barely awake during it!  But her mind soon felt like it was going through an evil aura, back to a happier time.  Upon feeling Becquerel, she seemed to wake with a start!  And she looked around, feeling her body, feeling her head...  nothing unusual.  She had a bad feeling...  a churning feeling in her gut.  Something was wrong.  But what?  Looking at her hands, she... oh that's right!  Her reminders!  This made her smile, calming down a bit.  That ominous feeling was still there, but she was starting to get in the hang of things once again.  "oh man i--" but she stopped, smiling at Bec.  Such a good dog.  Best friend.  Loyal too!  She reached over to feel his fur; it felt the same as always!  But it was still amazing.  She was so very lucky to even have him.  She scratched behind his ears, and then gave him a big hug.  "you were probably worried for me, huh?"

She didn't realize this at the time, but since it was a dream, Bec may have just been a part of her imagination, or the actual Bec part of her.  "youre still the only one that can surprise me hehe"  She nuzzled into his fur, before saying "such a good dog, best friend!!!"  It seemed that her thoughts went back to normal.  "i wonder how everyone else is doing.  it should be johns birthday soon, right?  lets see"  So she looked at her reminders.  lots of bands around her fingers, they told her of things she had forgotten, or wouldn't normally remember.  There was one for John's birthday, one for Dave's, one for Rose's, one for feeding Bec, a few for things to do around the house, and a few for things from the clouds.  She found the small blue one on her pinky with a giggle, before she got up, and stretched.  But then she frowned, looking to Bec.  "do you think i should be worried?  the one weird thing about this is this bad feeling, and you know i dont get those unless something bad happens!"

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Fucked doesn't even BEGIN to describe it.

Taken in for experimentation, Nazhir Makara. Your death was so pathetic that We aren’t even going to bother taking your experimentation into Our own hands. We’re simply going to throw you to the dogs. Literally.

[insubordinatesubjugglator]

He might have died and been brought back before, but that didn’t mean similar experiences weren’t still weird. His limp self was being dragged down a hall by a set of drones that didn’t seem concerned with him waking up. Good for them, he was too groggy to care. That head wound was fucking him up.

They wrangled him upright and threw him into a room that appeared to be made of mirrors. He wasn’t stupid; there was no way people wouldn’t want to keep an eye on him under current circumstances, and two-way glass was a thing he was no stranger to.

He was dizzier than he would have liked, but he made it to his feet, wobbling but on two legs. Ow.

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Jade Harley wasn't too far behind.  She was more than excited to do this, more than ready to show what she was truly capable of, and overjoyed that she was able to do this.  An evil grin could be seen as she seemed to actually teleport in.  A simple teleport...  it seemed her powers had returned full force.  Did this mean she was going to go against the Overseer?  BARK no.  It was far more fun to be a loyal dog, and torture anyone and everyone that wasn't "up to par"!  This was going to end up being an amazing day.  That was for sure. She looked the troll over and couldn't help but giggle.  How should she start?  She wasn't really given any real rules on HOW to torture him.  But the good thing was she didn't need rules.  Rules made things boring as hell.  No rules?  That meant go wild!  But she had no plans to kill him, oh no.  That would make her fun run out.  Instead, she planned things far far worse.  Worse than death.  Worse than starvation.  Worse than most people wanted to imagine.  What Terezi had done to her gave her an idea.  An evil, crafty idea.  She didn't waste any time in greeting him, saying "ahh my own little torture pet to do with as i wish"  Her grin didn't get smaller.

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It's good to be bad.

Taken in for experimentation, Jade Harley. It’s good to be bad, at least until you take a blade to the gut. Commendable effort, Ms. Harley, but you’re with Us now. We’ll see just how bad you are when We’re done with you.

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Jade, moments before passing out, simply knew she would be taken.  The whole trip she wasn't even aware of what had happened.  She knew nothing of where she was, how she got there, or anything.  All she knew for certain was hat she was alive.  As debatable as that was.  She had felt her heart being torn out.  She had enjoyed that pain, but that was hard to survive from.  She still heard nothing, all she did was feel.  The pain, that she continued to love, though it was dulling by now from her ears.  She was almost disappointed that it was going away!  that pain was wonderful, after all.  And the pain she caused "Dirk", She hoped he remembered forever.  She hoped that he would think twice before ever trying to harm her again.  Terezi might have been smarter, but she'd be back.  And she'd be STRONGER. All of this was going through her mind, all active, as she kept her eyes closed.  Where was she?  She didn't actually care enough to really figure it out, but she was on some sort of ground, really hard to determine what it was without moving, but her body wouldn't let her move.  It seemed her mind was the only thing that actually worked at this point!  For whatever the reason.  She didn't care to find out.  She was alive, and she was, if she had o guess, somewhere where the overseer or some sort of other entity would torture her.    She couldn't wait.  This was going to be amazing!  Or so she thought. It wasn't too long before a dull roar of pain settled on her chest, near the site her heart had been pulled out.  Was there one still in her chest?  How was she still alive?  She started to grow a bit curious, and tried to open her eyes, but they wouldn't work either.  Then she remembered... she had wasted all of her energy with that last punch.  She needed to rest, before she could really do anything at all, other than weak sounds.  Like the small groan that came from her body.  It seemed her body still looked grimbark, at least for the moment, at least for her mind being as active as it was.  She wasn't tired at all, but her body still needed time to finish restoring her energy.  Hopefully the overseer would understand.  But would it matter?  Would the overseer even care?  She didn't really have a choice, she was a sitting duck for whatever they had planned for a while.  So, she did the only thing she could do.  She waited.

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Hisssssss!

GG: you know, rose finds me a good friend.  why cant you?? D: