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((Been sick for the past…oh god, month, it feels like??…but starting to come out the other side. I should be back to activity here soon.))

exhaustingly-energized

((Haha wow that ‘soon’ was actually three years that didn’t go as planned.))

#OOC

Jason has been struck by lightning multiple times.

#Jason #headcanon #((we're not dead yet))

((Been sick for the past...oh god, month, it feels like??...but starting to come out the other side. I should be back to activity here soon.))

#OOC

justmorerpmemes

Extremely Exhausted Starters

“You. Rest. Now.”

“You took five steps and need to sit down again?”

“I’m absolutely fine, I just need to sit down.”

“I just need to sit-what do you mean I’m already laying down?”

“Your eyes aren’t focusing. Just close them for ten minutes.”

“Write one sentence on this piece of paper, and then I’ll let you up.”

“I just need a breather, that’s all. Maybe ten. No fifteen.”

“We’re both so exhausted we can’t even argue about not being exhausted.”

“When I said I needed five more minutes I meant it more like hours.”

“… no… I’m tired… let me sleep… I don’t want to get up.”

“We need to get out of the heat, you’re starting to look sick.”

“You can’t hide those shaking hands from me. You need to stop.”

“I’m just a little cold, I’m okay, really. Let me sit with a blanket or something.”

“Moving…? No I’m good thanks.”

“Gravity has a hold on me of which I have not the strength to break.”

“Was… was that actually there? That wasn’t there was it?”

“I’ve had no energy for three days.”

“You worked yourself so hard that you’ve been sentenced to three days of bed rest.”

“Listen I can… I can get up. It’s fine.”

“If we’re both in this state, we both really screwed up somewhere huh?”

“I have energy for exactly one more person of favourable standing, and going the hell to bed. With or without that person, bed is happening.”

“You’ve struggled to move anything for the last hour.”

“This is what happens when you over exert yourself.”

“You were almost dead from pushing it too far!”

“I went a little overboard sure… but I’m still alive. So shh.”

#meme

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bruce: ugh traffic was horrid today

thor, whos been hanging out with peter too much: thats just how it be on this bitch of an earth, aye

bruce: what in the Fuck did you just say.

mikrosproutmos

Thor: *throws a villain out the window during interrogation*

Tony: what the hell–!

Thor: *turns to him, dead serious* in this world it is yeet or be yeeted, Stark.

Peter, in the corner of the room: MY MANS

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I fvkin cackled and faced palmed with the biggest smile on my face

dailymarvel

ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ɴᴏᴡ

#((these are beautiful))#((but from a design standpoint they are gORGEOUS))#((either op had clean backgrounds for all these gifs))#((or they had to recreate the detail in the spaces occupied by the faded out characters))#((that's a LOT of work))#((and they did it flawlessly))

"Lady Gaga’s ‘Edge of Glory’.” Jason replied, still half-distracted by the colorful blurs of stars and galaxies whizzing by the cockpit window. He could always save the professional facade for when they reached their destination, right?

“Back to you: Favorite movie?”

#galaxyinherheart #Jason #((sorry this is late!))

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╳ vine meme starters pt 2

more vine starters

‘ delightful. DELIGHTFUL! ’

‘ oh my god she’s fucking dead. ’

‘ i’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me. ’

‘ how do you know what’s good for me? ’

‘ THAT’S MY OPINION. ’

‘ so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’

‘ daddy? ’

‘ do i look like your daddy? ’

‘ give me your fucking money! ’

‘ excuse my potty mouth; SHUT THE FUCK UP. ’

‘ try me bitch. ’

‘ what are we about to do? ’

‘ we’re going to drink this vodka down the hatch. ’

‘ i don’t feel like driving. ’

‘ i thought you were american. ’

‘ is it real? ’

‘ way to go, ___ ’

‘ get your phone out of my face. ’

‘ not on my watch. ’

‘ don’t fuck with me! ’

‘ i like that laugh. ’

‘ i honestly don’t remember; i was fucked up. ’

‘ why are you running? ’

‘ whatcha doing, watching porn? ’

‘ i shaved my eyebrows. ’

‘ why did you do that? ’

‘ i don’t know. ’

‘ why the fuck you lying? ’

‘ why were you watching that? ’

‘ you’re going to get in trouble! ’

‘ how did you defeat ____? ’

‘ i shot him in the legs because he’s an idiot. ’

‘ is this allowed? ’

‘ really, you’re going to be a dick to me on my birthday? ’

‘ suck a motherfucking dick. ’

‘ is there anything better than pussy? ’

‘ where’s the bee? ’

‘ what’s the scoop? ’

#meme #((I heckin love vines))

littlelovelymemes

* — — VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS

‘ when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ’ ‘ can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!! ’ ‘ go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick ’ ‘ you better stop! biTCH STOP ’ ‘ do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on ’ ‘ what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘ it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party ’ ‘ anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce? ’ ‘ I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH ’ ‘ BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT ’ ‘ and they were roommates! ’ ‘ oh my god, they were roommates ’ ‘ oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife ’ ‘ this bitch empty YEET!!!! ’ ‘ WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE ’ ‘ THEY ARE MY CROCS ’ ‘ bitch disgusting ’ ‘ yeaaah. yeAAAAAH. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU! ’ ‘ i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it. ’ ‘ ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this ’ ‘ aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant! ’ ‘ what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker ’ ‘ give me my hat back, jordan! ’ ‘ do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!? ’ ‘ i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?! ’ ‘ look at all those chickens ’ ‘ i smell like beef ’ ‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room ’ ‘ actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids. ’ ‘ is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book ’ ‘ mom, i’m peein on myself ’ ‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch ’ ‘ honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then ’ ‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’ ‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’ ‘ two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay! ’ ‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’ ‘ i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO ’ ‘ you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened ’ ‘ if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand ’ ‘ i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES ’ ‘ waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read ’ ‘ whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE ’ ‘ oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT ’ ‘ is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!! ’ ‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon ’ ‘ it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH ’ ‘ there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child! ’ ‘ get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado ’ ‘ *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin ’ ‘ hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow ’ ‘ babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you ’ ‘ todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP. ’ ‘ whAT’S UP FUCKERS ’ ‘ FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY ’ ‘ he needs some milk! ’ ‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie ’ ‘ yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY ’ ‘ oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up! ’ ‘ hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’ ‘ honey, you got a big storm comin ’ ‘ i wanna fucking DIE ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does ’ ‘ the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming ’ ‘ you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck! ’ ‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’

#meme #((I heckin love vines))

Random headcanons about Jason:

Only eats vegetables to set a good example for his daughter

Learning guitar to practice the finer points of super-strength control

Replaces his guitar strings on a weekly basis

Capable of falling 40,000ft and surviving

No longer interested in skydiving

Once got abducted by aliens (along with his daughter) and rode around with space pirates for a year

Promptly got drunk on space-moonshine

#Jason #headcanon #((half of these reference shenanigans with a friend))#((who's not really on tumblr anymore))#((but I still love them so I'm keeping them))

"I like new!” Jason’s grin widened. “New is good.”

Jason would have been lying if he’d tried to say he wasn’t excited as hell to see that ship. His first jaunt through space had been completely unplanned and very much an accident, but it had been the most exciting accident of his life.

#galaxyinherheart #Jason #((no worries!))#((I lose things in my notifs too XD))

((How would your OC react to suddenly being lost in space?

‘Getting drunk and seducing a sugar daddy’ is apparently the answer.))

#OOC

"Trouble for us? Or trouble for the other guys?” Jason broke into a grin as they headed out of the room. It...was probably going to be trouble for them, actually. That’s just how his luck seemed to run.

"I’ll do my best to make your job easier.” The man added lightly. “Dying isn’t exactly high on my priority list, either.”

#galaxyinherheart #Jason

askmemenoquestions

Asks for Superpowered Muses

Also good for superpower AUs. Make sure to specify a muse when applicable.

1. What’s your full ability, to your understanding? (Bonus Q for muns: Does this differ from their actual full ability? Or their potential?)

2. How do you consider your power: a curse, a blessing, a responsibility, or just an extension of who you are?

3. What age did you first discover your ability, or else recognized that it wasn’t just something that normal people did?

4. Did your power develop with age, as a result of some event, or were you born with it?

5. How normal are powers in the world you live in?

6. When using your ability, do you make efforts to disguise yourself, or otherwise hide that you have said ability?

7. What are your opinions on superheros? Super villains? People who have powers but refuse to get involved?

8. How do you view people without any superpowers?

9. What was the most creative application of your ability?

10. Did you ever lack control over your own power? What sort of events happened as a result?

11. How easy was it to gain control over your power? Did you have to train to keep it from use, or did you have to work at bringing your ability out?

12. Did you ever experience discrimination for the manifestation of your power?

13. Have you ever used your power for petty and/or selfish (or silly) reasons?

14. Has your opinion on your power changed at all over the time you’ve had it?

15. Is it possible to overuse your power? What symptoms do you experience as a result?

16. Did the burnout of overusing your power ever put you in a vulnerable and/or dangerous position?

17. Have you accidentally hurt anyone because of your power?

18. Has anyone hurt someone else (perhaps a friend or a loved one?) because of your power?

19. How frequently do you overuse your power, if at all?

20. What sort of weaknesses does your ability have? Limitations? (Bonus Q for muns: Do their actual weaknesses/limitations differ from their knowledge of it?)

21. Can your ability cancel out or dampen any other abilities, to your knowledge?

22. If you keep your ability a secret, does anyone know of it? How did they find out? If you don’t, do you flaunt your ability whenever possible or only use as needed?

23. Are you (or your secret identity) a pseudo-celebrity because of the use of your power?

24. Someone comes up to you expressing that they’re a fan of yours, how would you handle the situation?

25. Would you, or have you, ever abused how people view you (as a result of your abilities) in order to get what you want?

26. Were you ever a “normal person”? Did you want powers? Now that you have them, do you regret ever getting them? If you weren’t ever ability-less, do you wish that you had that experience? Why or why not?

#meme

“I missed-? Aw, heck.” His concentration broken, the mechanical diagram on the holotable attempted to explode several sections simultaneously before glitching, and closing all sections instead. Jason made a face, and closed the entire program. He'd have to pick up his practice later.