There’s Coffee In That Nebula

Joey, 22, Gay, Star Wars, Star Trek. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to my own.

[snorlaxatives]

REMEMBER THAT POST WHERE THERE WAS A PICTURE OF HEATH LEDGER AS THE JOKER WITHOUT MAKEUP DISGUISED IN A GROUP OF POLICEMEN AND THE CAPTION SAID "JOKER WITHOUT MAKEUP" AND PPL WERE OFFENDED AND THOUGHT IT WAS A JAB AT SOME SOLDIER W/ SCARS I STILL THINK ABOUT THAT GOODBYE

please don’t remind me i can’t deal with the people here on tumblr.com 

[archivedtdp-deactivated20240111]

snorlaxatives:

such an iconic moment in tumblr history

Don’t forget these two honourable mentions!

(I know there’s so many more, but…SJWs failing more so than usual makes my heart happy.)

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

oh god i had never seen that last one before. wtf.

[hattersadventures-deactivated20]

White saviors are always funny as shit.

[skiplo-wave]

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[existanceasyouknowitisover]

Things like this make my heart swell with hope for the human race 😂

[space-dorks]

[existanceasyouknowitisover]

Going around to see family at Christmas be like...

[existanceasyouknowitisover]

Bit late to the party here: but how brilliant is the new Sabrina!

I can’t believe they actually took it in this dark direction with such a strong emphasis on the satanism!

I loved every single second of it!

[bisexualanakln-deactivated20160]

“I like Star Wars”

“The prequels suck tho”

[swedit]

incorrect star wars quotes (insp.)

[bo-katan]

it’s not crack if it’s canon lmao

[flcralgogh]

how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood

[existanceasyouknowitisover]

So, I’m loving the new season of Doctor Who (and so is my mom) but she had a moan about it being really PC, and this is me telling my bestie about it.

I had to share it because it just blew my mind 😂

[padawanlost]

Jedi kept a corrupt government in power.

Asajj Ventress in Karen Traviss’ the Clone Wars. (via padawanlost)

[existanceasyouknowitisover]

So I started watching “The Mist” and I think I just discovered my favourite thing about the entire series: Luke Cosgrove. *internal panting*

[existanceasyouknowitisover]

“To die will be an awfully big adventure”

J.M. Barrie

[trekpositive]

Nog knows it can be easy to pysch yourself out, and it’s tempting to retreat from something because it seems scary, insurmountable even. But he wants to encourage you to keep trying, because he knows you can do it. He believes in you!

[batwan-deactivated20220318]

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) dir. George Lucas

[existanceasyouknowitisover]

The greatest.

[criticalsorcery]

you sleep with a phaser in your bed and you say nothing’s wrong?!

[jhelenoftrek]

*to the tune of Hallelujah” 

Paaaaranoia…. Paaaaranoia….

[existanceasyouknowitisover]

And this is why the human psyche is brilliant.

[d0nn0]

Just a reminder to check if you are accidentally using your data and not your wifi so you can swap back over

[mylifebeyondlogic]

For the love of god reblog this to be a decent member of society

[static-warp-bubble]

Anonymous said: Make me choose: Janeway and Coffee or Picard and Earl Grey

Coffee - the finest organic suspension ever devised. It’s got me through the worst of the last three years. I beat the Borg with it.

[cheile]

Her face after hearing that is everything LMAO.

[existanceasyouknowitisover]

“Future me knows nothing.”

[jhelenoftrek]

Sometimes I feel judged by Google...

Me:  Map of – Google:  I can do maps.  Do you need your city?  Are you travelling? Me:  - the Alpha Quadrant. Google:  *sigh* 

Me:  Voyager – Google:  YES!  The Voyager 1 Space Probe is so cool, it launched in 1977 – Me: - crew manifest Star Trek Google:  *sigh*

Me:  History of – Google: I’m AWESOME at history!  What do you want?  History of France? Ancient Egypt? Me: - the Klingon Empire Google:  You have got to be fucking kidding me.