ExistentialCrisisRambler

20+ | She/her | At least Bi. Unsure if Aro | Autistic | Ninjago-centric blog

[existentialcrisisrambler]

I've decided to make this into a Ninjago blog.

Upcoming stuff (totally not a To Do list to motivate myself):

1. Finish my Ninjago rewatch series of posts. I'll try to come up with something analytical instead of simply gushing over it.

1. (a) Watch the new stuff that I missed.

2. Write the plot for an AU where the Bizarro ninja didn't literally go *poof* and have to face the consequences of existance.

I already have the character notes in hand. Already settled on the names of some of them. Guess who is named Robin Banks :)

2. (a) Draw stuff for the AU. Decide on simply posting fanfiction or do something else.

3. Write an Apotheosis AU.

I won't post anything else on this account until I do this.

[existentialcrisisrambler]

Does...does the Rule still apply for the 196 tag?

(Also I'm sorry to the few people who remembered I exist, I was on hiatus for a last several months because I got burned out from being an obsessive goblin who posts about every single notable moment in Ninjago)

[nyaseas]

lazy doodle i did after baking a pie

didn't draw lloyd cause i'm snoozy.......

[nyaskitten]

This is my least favorite exchange in the show. DUDE, THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT LLOYD ACTUALLY SAID???? Sometimes early Ninjago makes it blatantly obvious that Wu was just meant to be a wise old Confucian mentor-type dude.

[existentialcrisisrambler]

This made me wish that the show would call out Wu when he's bullshitting his way into appearing all wise and shit. It would improve his char

Like, he would have more dimensions if he himself admits that he's bullshitting through life just like everyone else. Make him get called out for hiding information out of nervousness and/or fear. Make him feel guilty for banishing Garmadon amd separating his family even though he was doing his duty of protecting the Golden Weapons.

[nyaskitten]

Imagine little Kai walking around the village with little Nya. They find some pretty lil flowers and Kai helps do up Nya's hair so he can put the flowers in her hair, she takes one from her hair and puts it into Kai's hair...

[bleakqblake]

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE?

LOOK

[sparkren]

kai is a short king and i will die on that hill

[existentialcrisisrambler]

Also Nya is slightly taller than him

I say slightly because it's funnier that way

[rhinestonesox]

the phlegm is mightier than the sword!

[rhinestonesox]

i can’t stop thinking about this

[ariaofsorrows]

jay is anxiety incarnate, and that’s the best part of him

[tornfromthestreet]

Great.

Fifteen seasons of Ninjago and counting, and we’ve still never even heard a whisper about Garmadon’s and Wu’s mother (if there even is one.)

[existentialcrisisrambler]

If she still alive, somehow, or perhaps resurrected, I want her scold her children like well, children.

Eg:

"Wu, what did I say about hiding really important information until the last minute?" She says while giving Wu a disappointed look. The old man is keeping his head down like an embarassed child.

And

"Garmadon, I expect my son to dress better than that", she says while holding her hands to her hips and criticizing Lord Garmadon's armour (the post-resurrection one, it's a bit torn up).

Also I hope that she would pour so much love onto Lloyd and give him cookies or some ancient dish from her time.

Oh my god it would be so cute if she treats the Ninja like her own grandchildren too

[northpen]

ninjago story arc where the villain seems intent on destroying as much of ninjago city as possible and then it turns out they're being funded by the construction industry

[existentialcrisisrambler]

Ooooooo maybe they would make the attacks less life threatening since their customers can't pay if they're dead or busy paying for healthcare.

Also they wouls avoid areas that the construction company recently fixed or built since it would make their buildings seems tougher by surviving the city-wide attacks. Survivorship bias yadayada

[destinysbounty]

For your consideration: Ninjago City residents making memes to cope

[existentialcrisisrambler]

Me when Princess Harumi followed the Sons of Garmadon's Twitter account: 🤨

Me, much later, when Harumi conducts a coup with the SoG and their stone giant: 🤡

[rarlkove]

Getting right to the root of the problem

[slugbrain-thoughts-deactivated2]

Yess girl slaaayyyyyy wait no stop don’t actually girl what are you doing what are you doing stop stop stop oh my god god no no he’s dead no no no oh my god girl what have you done

[crimsoncherrie]

That moment when you confuse your hot girlfriend with her equally hot brother.

Since i hc the sib to be roughly the same height and build, they look very alike, especially when they both walk around with thier hair loose + similar clothes

[radiofreederry]

Dudes rock