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[existentialcynic]

𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟎𝟑/𝟐𝟐/𝟐𝟑 :)

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝟏𝟖+ 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝.

𝐡𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐢'𝐦 𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐧, 𝐢'𝐦 𝐚 𝟐𝟑 𝐲/𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧, 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲/𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞/𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐢'𝐦 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭. 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞!

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♥ 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 ♥

♥ 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 ♥

♥ 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ♥

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𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬: 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞

[holyblanchett]

"But I DO love a harness, I'm not gonna lie, I love a harness" heavy are the hips that wear the strap.

[qualifiedcutie]

[prideprejudce]

at the end of the day alicent was completely able to match rhaenyra's freak on who can come up with the most batshit way to see each other. like you wanna show up at my church dressed up like a nun and hold a knife to me? bitch it's 3am and i just broke into your house come downstairs

[bbygirl-aemond]

alicent being forced to choose between saving aegon or saving helaena in the exact same way that helaena was forced to choose between saving jaehaerys or saving jaehaera, and making the exact same choice helaena did to save her daughter, because the truth is that there is no saving her son no matter what she tries to do... the writers ate this one lil thing because the parallels are paralleling

[transxfiles]

most people watch the x files because they either want to see aliens or watch mulder and scully kiss. coincidentally the x files is a show that is well known for avoiding showing us aliens at all costs and also not letting mulder and scully kiss.

[transxfiles]

yes this is the show about aliens with the two fbi agents who are definitely in a situationship. no we're not going to show you aliens no we're not going to show you whatever the fuck is going on with mulder and scully. that's none of your business actually.

[transxfiles]

x files statistically more likely to show you aliens than to show you mulder and scully kissing. really its a testament to the importance of work/life balance when you really think about it. oh, you wanna know why mulder has the key to scully's apartment? you wanna know why scully's sleeping over at mulder's house? frankly none of your business. lets talk about those little alien costumes. are nt the little alien costumes soo sillay.

[downton-not-downtown-smh]

girl help there’s people straight up “misinterpreting it” and well . haha by “it” i mean “my favorite media”

[maxanor]

Queen Alicent has not forgotten the love you had for each other.

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022–) Season 2, Episode 8, “The Queen Who Ever Was”

[molter-writes]

"once" she plods down in the middle of the night in her jammies to have another divorce fight with you and you really say "once" alicent hightower the delusioneur u are

[rhaenyratargeryen]

Alicent Hightower looking out for her daughter Helaena Targaryen

[meggie-stardust]

I know a ton of people have said this before but for the love everything PLEASE stop treating AO3 like instagram. It is NOT cringe to comment on an old story. It’s an archive old stories are still meant to be found and read. Please think about interacting with the fic you read: at least kudos if you read it, a comment would be ideal. The authors will be over the moon. I guarantee you not a single author is going to ask why someone is commenting on an older fic.

[winedark-maverick]

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

[manorofshepard]

Being a writer is saying you're going to write and then doing literally anything else

[practicetgirl]

:p

[pansexual-pied-piper]

What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

[kyleblackpaw]

Looks like its time for derogatory pepperoni again

[pansexual-pied-piper]

That is actually hilarious, thank you for this addition

[heartsnbruises]

Always reblog derogatory pepperoni

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Pepperoni (derogatory)

[theslowesthnery]

the "oh. oh." moment in fan fic but instead of a character realizing they're in love it's them discovering they have a specific kink at the worst possible moment

[softsleepysubsstuff-deactivated]

Praise with reassurance >

You're doing so well for me

You're taking it so well

You look so pretty like this

You were made for me

Let it out for me

You can let go

You're safe

I'm so proud of you

[userladies]

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