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Supernatural undeniably and irrevocably took a turn for the worse when Sam and Dean stopped impersonating college students and priests and repairmen and stuck solely to impersonating the FBI

kbsd-moved

i need increasingly elaborate and implausible cover stories. i need the bunker stocked with a costume closet. i need dean to impersonate a struggling musician to get backstage at a haunted concert venue and end up actually having to play the saxophone

nattousan

ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds

I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study

after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines

et voila

and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)

nattousan

and now, the birds

Birds 1 and 2/14: Red Winged Blackbird, Male and female, Agelaius phoeniceus

nattousan

Bird 3/14, American Robin, Turdus migratorius

nattousan

hoo boy, ok *out of breath*

GIVE IT UP FOR BIRD NUMBUH 5, THE CANADIAN GOOSE, Branta canadensis!!!!

this guy took me about 4 days to completely finish, all of those freakingk coverts were a bear to render

nattousan

speaking of obnoxious coverts:

bird 5/14, Bluejay, Cyanocitta cristata

the friggin stripes almost got me chat, i may not make it

nattousan

Madam....

clytemnestraaa

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

me: doing my job helping people with dog food at a pet store

customer: are you autistic?

#actualchatterspace #bro you cant ask people that

yellow-cat

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

yellow-cat

unless its getting you off. in that case keep going

official-sokka

Good afternoon sluts and those of us who wanted to be sluts but never got around to it

warrior-of-storms

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

senso1954

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

deseretgear

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

kirbymongerr

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

beardedmrbean

silken-scarves

Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it

Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.

In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.

To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.

There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.

headspace-hotel

This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.

anarchautistic

Final shot is the bird hearing, but not seeing, the sound of a .32 ACP pistol, and flying away in shock

lilmaneater

"From the studio that brought you Goncharov...."

yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay ill reblog that

ahoyimlosingmymind

”there are only the hands that feed her, and those that do not” yeah-

lullambii

Good night my sweet prince Alistair

gaynfl-moved

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

gaynfl-moved

dishesoap

yall know you shouldnt be wearing a lot of wool directly against your skin right?

dishesoap

not that it'll like poison you i just mean i hear people talk about how a lot of wool is scratchy and sweaty and im like please dear god a layer

dishesoap

yes. some wools are soft and fluffy and nice. but good ol thick waterproof assfuck dense wool is scrtchy scratchy and its gonna make you sweaty. get a pair of thin silk undersocks to wear under your thick wool socks. throw a collared shirt on under your grandpas old wool sweater. u need a breathing layer. a wicking layer.

beatrice-otter

and it's gotta be made out of natural fibers, because plastic (i.e. polyester and its cousins) do not breathe and they do not wick.

thegeekstressart

I live by the motto, “if you can’t buy what you want, make it.” And this motto came to life recently in the form of a floral mosaic dining table for my back deck.

Our deck table had been showing its age already when the wind caught the umbrella and cracked it. I wanted to replace it with a mosaic table because I’d been enjoying that art form recently. But I couldn’t get one the size I wanted so I got creative.

I spent a few weeks looking for tile and figuring out a very loose design concept. I started by picking a limited set of tile shapes and a color palette.

Once the tiles arrived I had a piece of particle board cut to size for the base and I experimented with different motifs until I settled on a selection of floral shapes that gave me plenty of variety to fill space without locking me into one repeating pattern.

And then I was off! I basically doodled my way around the table, attaching tiles with Weld Bond (I went through 4 full bottles!) and rocking out to the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack.

Once the florals were done it was time for the background…

Over 3,800 1cm glass tiles make up the not-design part of the design. It went pretty quickly though because I just had to fill the space, leaving room for grout.

Once I had the tile done, my husband assisted with disassembly and reassembly. We used the legs off the original table for this one (waste not).

One huge bucket of black grout later…

She is finished.

I enjoyed making it and just looking at it makes me so happy - I can’t wait for all the dinners we’ll have around this table 🌼❤️

astronautawry

New aesthetic: Arctic hares when they're coat is only half done shedding and they look a little fucked up

ovenroastedtwerkey

With just the face being beige, they look like Labubus that came alive

#when you climb out of a bubble bath and gotta rinse off the bubbles

cannibalchicken

thememedaddy

gaycop

STOP SANITIZING THE INTERNET

valtsv

was playing "fetch" with the ocean today by tossing stones into it and watching them wash back up with the tide a few meters away, and it got me thinking about grief and the things we carry with us even after we lose them

valtsv