SLS (Slasher loving Slasher)

✰They/Them | 21✰ ✰Looking like you seen a ghost/Moving like a poltergeist✰

[dykecadence]

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

[purrfectly]

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[defectivegembrain]

Me: Who are you when you're not consuming media?

DVD Eating Steve: Well I wouldn't survive long

[feather-bone]

This is the devil’s hole pupfish! A tiny species that lives only in One water-filled limestone cavern in Nevada. It was one of the first animals on the endangered species list. At the last count in 2022 there were 263 pupfish observed - the most in 19 years! They’re tracked pretty carefully, as their 215 square foot habitat (the smallest of any know vertebrate) is fragile and has been disturbed in the past by groundwater extraction and other human interference.

[ID: an illustration of a shiny metallic blue fish, the male devil’s hole pupfish, facing to the right. It is on a lighter blue background with a ripple pattern. End.] l

[velvetwyrme]

comic sans comic

Thank you for reading!

EDIT because people keep missing my footnote in the page itself: the top two panels in the "unfortunately [...] a haiku" page are a reference to THIS comic!

[eggwhiteswithspinach]

antiwork

[magnetostits-deactivated2026031]

the barbenheimer experience i had was so funny i saw oppenheimer first and in a quiet scene we could literally hear ken singing in the theater next to us and then during barbie it when was quiet we could hear a fucking explosion coming from the oppenheimer screening

[andreabandrea]

If I was a sim I would go on simblr and reblog simscourse posts like “smarp floopie in zul weanow” and send my simutual a funny post which is just a picture of a duck with a smiley face icon next to it and then I would log off and die on the floor

[featheredadora]

Some of my disability positivity birds!

[nanamis-username]

oppenheimer got me drawing cillian again 🙄🚶‍♀️

[kyojurouzui]

EDIT: URGENT/IMPORTANT INFO ADDED IN REBLOGS

Hey everyone, it's Crow!

Friendly neighborhood disabled queer mixed freak needs help eating and surviving

(please do not tag with banned tags)

I've been working my ass off trying to make money, but still falling behind trying to get everything squared away. It's been a lot. I worked an event this Saturday, but i only made like $20 and I needed to eat and save some of it. I'm just stuck in the hole. I'm not going to have money until the 5th, so I really just need whatever I can get to help me eat and exist until then. thank you so so much in advance

(bank acc)

You can find my d/n/tion links here

PayPal (excitingghost) and Venmo (oneiromancer)

I also take commissions, you can dm me here or on Discord (formidophobia) for examples!!

I also have an Etsy Shop (crowandjackalope) that I just launched where you can buy stickers and original art, if you'd like to check that out !! It would mean the world to me 💕

If you can't d/n/te, please rb and share wherever you can :) I just wanna make it through the next little while. Ty all so much

[kyojurouzui]

Hey, so.

Our household's car just got repossessed, with a fair amount of our belongings in it.

Our partner's mom thought she had been less behind than she was, and they came IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT without leaving a note or contacting her or trying to talk to anyone at all. They took her wallet, her purse (meaning all of her cash and cards,) 90% of the supplies she needs for her gig work, and a fuck ton of various other belongings including some luxury items and sentimental items.

She was everyone in the household's ride to work, doctor appointments, and literally anything else that needed to happen (including etsy packages I need to send out by tonight)

She needs to pay $2000 to get her car back.

She can't get anybody in the house to work OR get herself to work (she's a chauffer and gig worker) without it. There is not public transport near us.

Please help however you can. Please RB. thank you.

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

i found the perfect display for my 100,000+ year old shrimp fossil

[theadhdgoblin]

[terranlifeform]

Glass shrimp (Periclimenes tosaensis) on an anemone in Indonesia

Sylke Rohrlach

[spookyspeks]

My friend said this but this is a very important point that yall need to understand.

[noah-luck-easterly]

Shel Silverstein wrote and illustrated poetry for children,

drew cartoons for Playboy,

and made the most terrifying album cover of all time.

Don't put artists in a box.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I’m not sure you could make a box that could contain Shel Silverstein.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I just found out that biden and trump from those minecraft videos are real people and problematic

[keepinventory]

sees art with thick smooth line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that

sees art with sketchy thin line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that

sees lineless art: ah yes i want my art to

[keepinventory]

…… this isn’t my post. i didnt makethis post. why does it say i made this post

[faunlord]

not to be boring and solve the fun mystery but it says that bc it’s a “chat” post, not a text post. which used to not include the OP’s username, so tumblr assigned you op I Guess (source: i made this post in 2014)

[keepinventory]

thank you for giving me custody of this post 🙏 i just picked it up from elementary school and tomorrow it has soccer practice

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[manypersons]

gotta queue this for next year too