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Minor 17‼️ I miss my best friend

[freakylittlerants]

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚊 𝚕𝚊 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍

❤ I love you @mentally-ill-loser-rants ❤

⚠️used to be a vent blog and is a safe space for others to vent⚠️

🚫Just don't interact if you don't like it🚫

Info about me:

☆ Samuel

☆ 17

☆ American

☆ he/him 🏳️‍⚧️

☆ Single (sexuality is hard I’m done labeling shit other than the fact I’m gay as hell)

very not autistic unlike what some other fags *cough* @mentally-ill-loser-rants + @fuckjellybeans *cough* may say

some really important people <3

my bbg: @mentally-ill-loser-rants (10/10 best fucking person ever, he deserved so much better and i hope everyone can find a friend as amazing as him because genuinely i'm lost without him. I hope he's happy down in hell and buttering up Satan for us so we can easily get in his harem)

minghoe: @fuckjellybeans (autistic ass alcoholic, don’t believe his lies, he’s a fraud when he calls me autistic 🫵, otherwise he’s a dry ass sweetheart, love that omega as much as he loves his vodka...that's a lie i don't think anyone could reach the level of love he has for vodka)

my twink: @manicpixieblondboy (loves to yap as well)

silly billy: @koi-727 (guys please go yap to her about the shows she's watching i need to get into them too but for now it's your job)

Best younger sibling: @puppy-exe-stopped-responding(fucking amazing human being like genuinely go talk to them they deserve all the love in the world)

freak-a-zoid: @superspermonthelose (10/10 freak right here guys,kyle rayner is your go to topic for contact)

Popplio lover: @l1fe1sp0ppli0 (He's just a little bit special but definitely has a healthy obsession with Popplio. you want fun animal facts he's your guy, trust 10/10 person right here.)

more to be added as i interact with people💖

Other accounts <3

discord: pureabsolute_boredom

Youtube/tiktok: SammyTheFreak

art: @pureabsolute-boredom

[freakylittlerants]

someone is buying me a damnpogo stick, i don't care if it goes with my urn

guys i need my urn to be a pogo stick, guys wait, guys im so smart please

[dorkymirage]

they are my aroace platonic best friends who love holding hands and cuddling due to their touch starvation in my brain…

[sony-laptop]

The whole "Duke is the normal one/Duke is a perfect angel sunshine boy who does no wrong" thing annoys the hell out of me, but I just know that he would take full advantage of it to get away with shit.

Like the other batkids are constantly being blamed for stuff he did, but nobody believes them when they say it was Duke.

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Duke, dropping something on his foot during a stakeout: MOTHERFUCKER

Bruce: Who said that?!

Duke: *gasp* Tim! Language!

Bruce: Tim!

Tim, who was dissociating until a second ago: the hell did I do?

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Jason, to Steph: I know you were the one to paint my favorite helmet highlighter yellow. . .

Steph: It literally wasn't??? I mean I totally would, but if it were me it would be purple, duh.

Jason: Ok. Fine. But who else would it be???

Duke, washing paint off his hands: You know, Damian just got a new set of acrylics. . .

Jason: DAMIAN!

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Duke: Do you want to know who really knocked over all the shelves in the study?

Dick, who was blamed for it: Yes.

Duke: It was me. I got jumpscared by a spider and tried to kill it without getting close.

Dick: Why are you telling me this?

Duke: Because no one. Will ever. Believe you.

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Babs: Which one of you little shits lost the drone on patrol yesterday?

Duke, who crashed it trying to illegally record a concert: How stupid does someone have to be to to lose a whole drone?

Babs: You're absolutely right. JASON GET OVER HERE!

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Duke: Who crashed the Batmobile? B's gonna be pissed.

Cass, who just watched Duke walk away from the crash: ???

Duke, knowing Cass is the only one to consistantly see through his BS: You know, Tim probably fell asleep behind the wheel again. Also, on a completely unrelated note, I think you left this twenty dollars in my wallet.

[t00thpasteface]

how fake sacrificial lambs look when real martyrs come at them

[calinde4n]

reblogging this just cuz it reminds me of when my sister keeps mistaking my simon iron lung photocards for jesus fanart

[yasyart]

Jedi Duke Thomas

[freakylittlerants]

My hair makes me actually so happy like I’m so excited

[freakylittlerants]

Part 1 of keychains for @jayden-by-law and @superspermonthelose

I still gotta color and bake them but I’ll get it done tonight probably

[thememedaddy]

[forgotten-emerald]

[6ghosteyes9]

This is my ideal bloodymary

[spacecorps]

scientific curiosity

grace wants to get BIT

[freakylittlerants]

[noodleswashere]

ihave so much energy today was so fun and i feel so pretty

[freakylittlerants]

everyone appreciate how pretty Noodles is 🫵

[messybrain]

Damian Wayne: We need a miracle.

Jason Todd: Budget?

Dick Grayson: Limited.

Jason Todd: Then best I can do is a coincidence.

[bronzeplates]

woah mama, i gotta stop taking their shirts off when they have important conversations.

anyway, new fic (continuation of the old one)

[sharkfiinn]

my little astrophage

[fibfoolingart]

a visitor on the biodome!!

[idgabuck]

Duo I made up.

[violetshovel]

oh my god they’d be so unhinged together 10/10 duo

[idgabuck]

“So, heard you were in prison.”

“You too.”

“….I’m not telling you why.”

“Good. I’m not gonna tell you either.”

*watching Amy and Grace yap together.*

“You like him. Don’t you?”

“How can you tell?” *straight faced*

“You have that vibe.”