Winging It

Florida life.

[exointrovert]

Feeling like I got stabbed by a sword in every possible angle and direction.

[my-teen-quote]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Idk why bitches in the horror movies die. I wouldnt.

literally

[uroko]

Blooming Room

[squid-star]

neptune.

[pokec0re]

[exointrovert]

Where about in FL?!

Is there a particular reason for this inquiry?

[sosuperawesome]

Sea Stained Glass on Etsy

[konoko]

[thebestoftumbling]

[arvanitish]

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

[actualfkntrash]

mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES

[drferox]

A universal experience.

[chocolatemilkaficionado]

[Transcription: all speech in the video is auto-tuned]

Story time: I’m a vet tech and one time I was [???] this lady for an appointment with her little dog who was covered in bugs

I searched this dog high and low for bugs, couldn’t find a single one

I said ma’am can you please point out these bugs to me

She said oh my gosh can’t you see them they’re right on his belly

She showed me her dog’s nipples and proceeded to try to rip them off

I said ma’am no stop

Those are his nipples

She said

There’s no way, he’s a boy

I said ma’am that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have nipples

Those are definitely his nipples, notice how they’re so symmetrical

She said no way, he’s a boy I said

Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples

[discardedscream]

I add vet tech storytime….lady brings in a kitten, terribly concerned he’s got a cold or asthma or something…he’s always making this alarming sound in his chest but he’s so active and affectionate and loves to snuggle. Neither her or her husband have ever had a cat before, so she just wants to make sure they get everything right and take good care of their newest family member.

I pet the kitten as I give this lady pamphlets and a personalized Cat Owner 101 lesson.

The kitten is leaving a great time, nearly comatose with happy in my lapm

She goes “That’s it!! That’s the sound!! What’s wrong with him?! If there’s anything we can do, we’ll do it! He’s my son’s best friend, we love him!”

I stare at her helplessly, fighting every impulse because this woman is so genuine in her love and concern for this, the first cat her family has ever experienced.

“Ma'am,” I say, so, SO gently.

“Ma'am, he’s purring. It means you’re making him happy.”

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

the video was sO FUNNY and then the last reply melted my entire heart

[theweirdwideweb]

[shyolet]

90% of the ocean is unexplored to YOU…. I know what’s down there though

[time-deception]

Blinded by her beauty. I’m jk the sun was way too strong at the beach and I forgot my sun glasses :D

[exointrovert]

Lots and lots of regret today.

[marvel-ous-homo]

I hope she isn’t fucking dead. Like wtf she’s literally so powerful how could one pity sword kill her… *whimpers in the little hope remaining*

[spacegirl97-deactivated20150907]

[taur]

I feel kinda cute