The Expecting Phantomhive Butler

Sebastian was one moth away from giving birth, but his belly looked ready to pop any moment. His shirts could barely cover it, and it embarrassed him whenever people could see the stretchmarks. With that size- came issues. Whenever he walked around his small cafe, his belly would bump into everything, which resulted in broken dishes. He could barely reach the sink and display case to grab anything, and it was a near tight squeeze when he went upstairs to his home. Time to force rest on him.

| ♞ | - The master- less butler decided to remain with his expecting demon partner throughout the entirety of his pregnancy. He watched day after day as the bakers girth gave the male a difficult time with his passion and work. Sebastian could sense the struggle and frustration that he had to endure on a daily basis, despite hiding it rather well. One night, when the other gentleman had just arrived home from his shop at a late hour and was simply intending on turning in for the night, Sebastian decided to wait up for him in his private quarters with an unexpected surprise. “ Welcome home, sir.” He greeted standing directly beside the pregnant males bedside.

| ♞ | - “Perhaps a professor, I feel that I have all the qualifications needed for such an essential position. Would you not agree with me?” Sebastian replied being well rounded in a wide range of academics. “ I simply need to find a new purpose of being which is what I intend to discover first thing tomorrow.”

He nods a bit. “Better get there early, before the students show up.” he replied. “Perhaps you can teach the litter some things once they’re born and older.”

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@expectingbutler

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“Do you need help, Seb?” Damien called from the kitchen, poking his head out of the doorway to see him struggle to get up. He did have his hands full at the moment with a stack of paper plates and napkins, but if Sebastian needed him, he would assist.

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All the kids were struggling to get into the kitchen first. “Tell them the youngest go first!” Sebastian called, getting onto his feet with a huff. Somehow, he forgot getting up with a litter was hard.

Damien did as he was told, guiding the younger ones to go first, helping them get their pizza and settled. He looked back at Sebastian, seeing him slowly manage to stand.

Sebastian managed to get to his feet at last, and huffs. He had to wait behind the kids as they took quite a bit of pizza and went back to the living room to watch television. “At least they saved us some slices.” he sighed. Most of the boxes were empty, with one having four slices left.

Sebastian was one moth away from giving birth, but his belly looked ready to pop any moment. His shirts could barely cover it, and it embarrassed him whenever people could see the stretchmarks. With that size- came issues. Whenever he walked around his small cafe, his belly would bump into everything, which resulted in broken dishes. He could barely reach the sink and display case to grab anything, and it was a near tight squeeze when he went upstairs to his home. Time to force rest on him.

| ♞ | - The master- less butler decided to remain with his expecting demon partner throughout the entirety of his pregnancy. He watched day after day as the bakers girth gave the male a difficult time with his passion and work. Sebastian could sense the struggle and frustration that he had to endure on a daily basis, despite hiding it rather well. One night, when the other gentleman had just arrived home from his shop at a late hour and was simply intending on turning in for the night, Sebastian decided to wait up for him in his private quarters with an unexpected surprise. “ Welcome home, sir.” He greeted standing directly beside the pregnant males bedside.

| ♞ | - “ I actually have my eyes set on a position at a nearby university. Perhaps tomorrow I could schedule an interview of sorts.” Sebastian confessed with a gentle yet uncertain shrug.

He looked intrigued by this. “Really? That’s going to be quite the drive. What sort of position are you looking at?”

Sebastian was one moth away from giving birth, but his belly looked ready to pop any moment. His shirts could barely cover it, and it embarrassed him whenever people could see the stretchmarks. With that size- came issues. Whenever he walked around his small cafe, his belly would bump into everything, which resulted in broken dishes. He could barely reach the sink and display case to grab anything, and it was a near tight squeeze when he went upstairs to his home. Time to force rest on him.

| ♞ | - The master- less butler decided to remain with his expecting demon partner throughout the entirety of his pregnancy. He watched day after day as the bakers girth gave the male a difficult time with his passion and work. Sebastian could sense the struggle and frustration that he had to endure on a daily basis, despite hiding it rather well. One night, when the other gentleman had just arrived home from his shop at a late hour and was simply intending on turning in for the night, Sebastian decided to wait up for him in his private quarters with an unexpected surprise. “ Welcome home, sir.” He greeted standing directly beside the pregnant males bedside.

| ♞ | - Sebastian took a brief moment to ponder considering all of his options before making eye contact with the other male beside him. “Perhaps I might look for a new place of employment. I need to earn my keep, if you know what I mean.” He shrugged honestly growing tired of simply remaining at the home front. It was something he wasn’t used to doing.

The expecting demon looked up at the other. “Well, there might be some openings once the high school kids graduate. I’m sure there will be a cashier position available.” he replied. He wondered if he could fit him in his cafe, but that would require quite a bit of budgeting on his end.

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topsydead

I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later. And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.

There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly. Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious.

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Sebastian was one moth away from giving birth, but his belly looked ready to pop any moment. His shirts could barely cover it, and it embarrassed him whenever people could see the stretchmarks. With that size- came issues. Whenever he walked around his small cafe, his belly would bump into everything, which resulted in broken dishes. He could barely reach the sink and display case to grab anything, and it was a near tight squeeze when he went upstairs to his home. Time to force rest on him.

| ♞ | - The master- less butler decided to remain with his expecting demon partner throughout the entirety of his pregnancy. He watched day after day as the bakers girth gave the male a difficult time with his passion and work. Sebastian could sense the struggle and frustration that he had to endure on a daily basis, despite hiding it rather well. One night, when the other gentleman had just arrived home from his shop at a late hour and was simply intending on turning in for the night, Sebastian decided to wait up for him in his private quarters with an unexpected surprise. “ Welcome home, sir.” He greeted standing directly beside the pregnant males bedside.

| ♞ | - “ Perhaps they aren’t mine, but their parent provided me with such kindness in my time of need. I am simply returning the favor, you see.” he sighed leaning his whole body against the plush side of his fellow demon friend of sorts.

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He allowed the other to lean against him. “At least you’ve actually helped me out...” he muttered, and buried his head in the pillow. “What are your plans for tomorrow?”

💭 (Itachi)

“Curious fellow. Though... He seems to have a dark secret.”

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For every 💭 I receive, I will write one thought my Muse has had about yours.

Like if you want to talk to Seb.

Yo I’m not dead. Just don’t have much to do on this account right now. Been hanging on my main for now.

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squishyscribbler

Weapons of mass destruction

orchidvioletindigo

Oh my God, watch it unsheath its little claws in the first one

spartanlocke

prokopetz

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

orchidvioletindigo

A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat