Call me Troy Bolton

Troy Bolton enthusiast. Tyrion Lannister in the flesh.  

[awwww-cute]

[happy2bsmiling]

I almost forgot my briefcase!

[diacrit]

it contains important lab results

[mockingjalie]

“….alive, but as good as dead….”

[afghanproverb-deactivated202412]

I respect a man that respects me when I’m not around

I MOTHERFUCKING HEARD THAT (via elisebordeaux)

[itsjaxterbitch-bye-blog-deactiv]

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

[angelaziegay]

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

[nyan-biney]

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

[trepanties]

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

[adiostoreadon]

Or their registers having technical troubles

[romanovvidow]

Treat yourself the way you treat your favorite characters. Look into your back-story to understand your current plot. Sympathize with yourself. Recognize your flaws, and appreciate your strengths. Defend yourself. Cheer yourself on when you go into battle. Appreciate every relationship you make and always look for hidden potential. You’re the protagonist in your story. You’re the main character. You’re the hero.

Treat yourself like one.

[thecapn-deactivated20150530]

can u imagine how hot id be if i ate right and took care of my body

i’m not gonna do it but can u imagine

[comeupremy]

pin her up against the wall because she's a masterpiece.

[prayforparisandnicole]

[eternallyjjun]

cedric diggory did not die for all the good harry potter merch to be gryffindor and slytherin

[comfortableinteriors-blog]

[hookandthedaggersxvx]

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

[wishuponawish]

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

[fuckingconversations]

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

[keepcalmimspidey-deactivated201]

this changes EVERYTHING

[breakfastburritoe]

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

[vanity-without-sanity]

You spelled real wrong.

[breakfastburritoe]

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

[clarkegrffiin-blog]

[fatbutchbitch-deactivated202508]

god this was the fucking best

[agrabahprincess]

[madiniwa]

WHAT DO WE WANT?

COOL TATTOOS

WHEN DO WE WANT EM’?

NOW BUT THEN AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OR WHAT DESIGNS and I’m kind of worried about getting the wrong thing but at the same time I want to go with stuff I like and try not to worry too much and actually idk man maybe I should just wait a bit

[howitzerliterarysociety-deactiv]

Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

Stimie (via howitzerliterarysociety)

[mihgyu]

men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

[r-efracted]

lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath

[all-in-vainnn]

fal;djsflkjsdlfk DEAR LORD