[astonishmaint]

just remembered that one time like 5 years ago when i was sitting in the passenger seat of my sisters car, stuck at a red light and some skater dude lands a cool trick, sees me staring, and points at me while proclaiming “that was for you!” as we drive away. skater bro, i think about you all the time. i hope you’re well.

[gokushowerthought]

you bet your ass i got this strong from screaming at the moon and eating dirt

[reconstructionbaby]

so what do u think about plays

i like how in a theatre time and space are necessarily metaphorical. i don’t like how plays always have to begin with someone walking onstage and talking. too many directors try to work around this by having someone walk onstage and brood in silence for a moment before talking. this is worse. 

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

If you were directing a play, how would it begin?

[reconstructionbaby]

bagpipes at the back of the auditorium so everyone turns their heads and when they’ve turned back around the play has already begun

[uchigtana]

[sa2ha]

[zillyart32]

Fun fact: The “Pancake sucks” one is literally just Pancake sucking on a blanket, it’s not an insult to Pancake

[princesstigerbelle]

OMG

[bichxgetsxaxstich]

thank god 

[princesstigerbelle]

@mostlycatsmostly

[saintsoup]

drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

[deadtrash]

“where are you planning on going to college?”

[steel-kun]

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

[dream-cassette]

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

[steel-kun]

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

[maxeth]

evidence 1:

[shattered-earth]

This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from a “silicon era”. Although it’s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, i’ve compiled their best:

do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL

[trisshawkeye]

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

[cousinnick]

Paul Bunyan cryptid confirmed 

[captainino]

these fellas mistake the forests for the trees!

[simonalkenmayer]

This post improved

[swarnpert]

dark hannah montana

show me the worst of both worlds

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

I wish none of you were sad

[miruinnuial]

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

try and one up me again bitch

[frogfully]

[arthetic]

Allison Wade, Break-Up Texts

[easternmediterranean]

[sartred]

[pixielight-dee-foxfire]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

[memecage]

[prussiandragon]

This is advanced

[arcampbell94]

I can’t handle this one.

[gold]

food will never break my heart

[yeoja]

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf