life is reason

got a little too invested in heated rivalry | theo | arospec | 27 | any pronouns (use yours) | naarm | white | we are dishonored stans first and people second

[mrsterlingeverything]

I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

[fella-lovin-fella]

"they kept him in a dark place like a cheese" is such a good sentence youd think it came from a shitpost. WRONG A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens

[night-the-starfish]

MS paint fantasy, mixed media.

[birds-in-posts]

California quail (Callipepla californica)

[roaldamundsen]

men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[daylights-rain]

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

[kilncreatures]

you can make several seals and put them on the hot dashboard of your car

[amaranthine-paws]

you have to be nicer to nonbinary transfems and that's literally the bare minimum

[amaranthine-paws]

maybe just like. consider us at all please

[littleforestbat]

#whatdatmean is so useful in my day to day life as I am often. confused.

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[comicalwenger]

england when it's time to play a meaningless game for consolation points:

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[daylights-rain]

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die