Love me, Kill me, Change me.

Brett, probably. 16. Ohio. Taking over the world one cat at a time.

[exploding-people-blog]

[panickingphan-deactivated201608]

[wow-a-cactus-deactivated2016080]

[forever-vaginamite]

I hate when people do this to me, but I love doing it to other people

[kenstaroyco]

migraine - twenty one pilots

[greelin]

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

[proceed2freak]

Visit Original Link

[hollywoodscum]

I literally have never laughed so hard in my life.

[saltykillua-moved-deactivated20]

ciel: *breathes*

claude: *nearly gets an orgasm*

[sourest]

[bangtanhopee]

 [pained scream] the academy is

[thedesolationsmaug]

[pete wentz voice] THE ACADEMY WAS! THE ACADEMY WAS!

[lllllllllllletswrite]

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

[pastelroyalty]

True friendship is showing each other porn

[rosevest-gone]

[videogurrl]

[yungterra-blog]

how many straight boys do you think said “my body is ready” when they lost their virginity

[barababber-deactivated20150529]

I-I want you to meme i-inside of me…

[yungterra-blog]

"Let’s try this position" "Challenge accepted like a boss"

[mister-what-zit-tooya-deactivat]

Le wild boner appeard

[busiest]

How to put on Jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge left 5. Lunge right                    

[officialdonnasummer]

man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

[whoopsrobots]

"If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon tomorrow, I swear I will KISS THIS WOMAN on the MOUTH in front of your children.”

[maakinamis-deactivated20180227]

what do you mean this isn’t exactly what happened