toot toot beep beep

♐ im alec and im a human disaster that posts too much porn

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[usagichanp]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[azaleatown]

[versacethotty]

[dragmaniarpdr]

[clouffymoved]

crash bandicoot is a twink

[clouffymoved]

DID YOU JUST TELL ME THE TIME OF MY DEATH?

[wilwheaton]

[klubbhead]

It’s been what?? Like 10 hours??? We’re already killing it

[roboco-san]

serebii.net is wild. it’s a relic. this dude has been running a pokemon news website continuously for damn near 20 years. who is he. how does he do it. what is his secret. how did he get so powerful. he terrifies me

[snowpoiint-city]

reblogging this again because i found out today he started serebii when he was 13. imagine making a website dedicated to a game at 13 years old and it exploding enough to become the entire fandom’s main source of information

[meanplastic]

ENOUGH

[seducido]

bruh i just wanna sit on his lap and feel his dick god

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Jordan Peele said no more sequels prequels or remakes, we create original pieces of art with new, daring concepts and we replied with our wigs

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

What does this mean

[classicmeevs]

he brings all his friends to the gym with him now

[otherwindow]

witches and cowboys are the same entity but just separated at night and day.

[coffeekeisha]

Could you kindly elaborate on that please

[otherwindow]

Big Silly Hats 

Dangerous aura

Wands | Guns

Midnight | High Noon

Robes | Ponchos 

Stockings with boots | Chaps with boots

Magic Incantations | Yeehaws and slang

Brews Potions | Brews Alcohol 

Rides brooms at night because horses are sleeping 

Rides horses at day because brooms are recharging

Can’t swim

[otherwindow]

Moonshine is an alcoholic potion brewed by witches and cowboys; “Moon” to represent the Witching Hour, and “Shine” for sunny High Noons.

[blondiepoison]

Gwendoline Christie attends the ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season 8 Premiere on April 03, 2019 in New York City

[earthboundtext]

[homopower]

This.

[bannedfromthewired]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[imageinsanity]

My current employer once said to me, “I get the impression you work to live, not live to work.” Uh, yeah motherfucker.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

me after reading this: