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[greelin]

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

[sweatermuppet]

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[sweatermuppet]

[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]

[crazy-brazilian]

[unclefather]

don’t objectify him

[teathattast]

sexualize him further

[sweatermuppet]

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[sweatermuppet]

[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]

[afloweroutofstone]

iCarly Intro But It's Killing in the Name by Rage Against the Machine

Killing In The Name by Rage Against The Machine but it's the iCarly Intro

[ruinedchildhood]

[bleachersgirl]

i haaaate when iris by the goo goo dolls comes in when i’m in a store how am i supposed to act normal when you can’t fight the tears that ain’t comin or the moment of truth in your lies when everything feels like the movies yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive

[paxamericana]

[the-real-skeletor]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[lolt64]

theres a hourse in the dirve through

[tooies]

could you please stay on topic

[nymika-arts]

[stupidpetface]

[wethatkindoforc]

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

[cupcakelogic]

a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

[tsurudraws]

excited for the new game!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

they want me to feed him to my crabs like the cow being fed to the velociraptors in jurassic park

[ousia-poetica]

This is my aesthetic. I've found it at last. mountain road signs bearing sexual puns.