Store Bought Is Fine

Howdy, I'm Ryan: 29, NH, He/Him. I've sort of devolved into a humor/meme blog, but I post art here sometimes too. I have a lot of OCs, please ask me about them!

[tieflingteef]

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

[punky-rooster]

[fiendir]

[infectiouspiss]

i will begin misusing the mature content label if i have to. this post? only for adults. because i said so.

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[64mpg]

if i do something wrong they kill me

[64mpg]

[dollbandcry]

how do people hatewatch things, i can barely find the time to read and watch all the things i actively want to, how the fuck are you putting time aside to watch an entire season of dogshit telly thats just gonna make you mad

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[gobusto]

saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:

her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled

her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

[blossomingtortoise2]

Why can’t it be both, we want incompetent Demons Dammit.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last song you listened to is your theme, does it match u?

yes

no

perfect!

awful

results

Voting ended onFeb 11

[dogpuppy]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[virtualgirladvance]

[pirategf]

weirded out by homes with no pets. like where is your creature

[parakeet]

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

[parakeet]

Everyone in the notes being like oh yeah the reblog button used to be at the top of the post and you had to scroll back to the top I forgot about that I was just shit posting 😭 how could I forget after my first reblog of Colors of the sky

[socialmaya]

[lierdumoa]

This is why I have no sympathy whatsoever for anti-intellectuals who complain when discussion posts use too much academic language. "You can't expect me to whip out a dictionary every time you post—" BITCH I LOOKED UP "AHEGAO" FOR YOU. OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART.

[depsidase]

[sym-biosis-deactivated20260215]

sometimes girls from tumblr know everything