LunarLizard

Anime, lizard, and meme enthusiast.

[fintan-pyren]

I was drinking tomato juice while gaming, and I finished it, but then I died and had to reload a save from before I finished my tomato juice, and for a moment, I was genuinely confused about why my tomato juice was still empty.

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[tenartist]

Team 7 x Avatar AU

[mugiwara-lucy]

This is the best thing I’ve seen all morning!!!!

[tatzelwurming]

all the best weed in america comes from a single farm run by the last bigfoot in existence

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[noah-wyles]

[the-first-flower]

[hood-ex]

[wordfather]

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

[wordfather]

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

[vamptits]

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

[vamptits]

if I said I was going to a taekwondo class would you feel the need to tell me kicking people on the street is bad or.

[whoopsie-collective]

Image ID: A screenshot of a tumblr comment that says "yeah, its only abhorrent imo, when the recipient is non consenting, i've" the screenshot cuts off.

[dogspouse]

[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

[zukosgay]

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

[mikkeneko]

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

[drueginger]

Folks, it has happened again on another job I applied for.

[discoursedrome]

[shanastoryteller]

wish there was a non rude way to be like “I understand your criticism, I don’t even necessarily disagree with it, but I am doing these things on purpose, because I like them and I want to, and therefore your opinion has no value, because you might think me painting a room entirely pink is tacky, but I did it on purpose”

[unyanizedcatboys]

[skateboards-wheels]

[id: the above post, with all words blacked out but “i understand your criticism, but i did it on purpose” /end id]

[memspark]

[lorillee]

actually out of genuine curiosity do you have a tangible life goal/overall aspiration that isn't survival-based i.e. one that you would meaningfully aim for even if you had nothing to worry about and NOT out of boredom

yes

no

im bald

Voting ended onJun 23

[lorillee]

guys can someone start having dreams

[valtsv]

would you mind explaining the “and me i feel also not so good” thing? i tried looking it up without luck 😔

phrases that stick in your mind like tar to an unfortunate paleolithic beast

[aromanticduck]

You have to read all the books in your bedroom before you can leave. How long will you be trapped?

There's no books in there, I can leave immediately

Less than a day

1-3 days

4-6 days

1-3 weeks

4-7 weeks

2-3 months

4-6 months

7-11 months

1-2 years

3 years or more

Results

Voting ended onJun 27

You can't die from hunger or thirst or lack of medication etc.

It doesn't matter which books you've already read. You have to read them all, starting from now.

Physical books only - if you have an e-reader in there you don't have to read your entire digital library.

[aromanticduck]

Some people have wondered whether you have other forms of entertainment in this scenario.

You have all the items that are currently in your room, BUT you have no internet connection.

You are also aware that you can only leave once you've read all the books.

Your life is paused so no one will miss you and you won't get in trouble for missing work/school, and you can't communicate with anyone from the outside world.

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]