LunarLizard

Anime, lizard, and meme enthusiast.

[thememedaddy]

[emilylovescookies]

ocean kiss (a mini “comic” of my ocs) 🌈🌊💕

[nothing-particularly-exciting]

LIFE, IT NEVER DIE

WOMEN ARE MY FAVOURITE GUY

SEX, I’M WANTING MORE

TELL THE WORLD, “STOP THE WAR”

[sapper-in-the-wire]

[animelionessmika]

[borg-collective-deactivated2023]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They need to invent a type of exercise that doesn't absolutely fucking suck to do.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I know that people are just sharing their own personal favourite exercises on this post but the number of them that are for some reason framed as if they are advice to me and then recommending shit that is either impossible or completely irrelevant to me is wild.

Like I know they're not *actually* giving advice, just making conversation about how they like swimming or hiking or whatever. They're not actually talking down to me under the impression that I'm the biggest idiot on the planet Earth who doesn't know how to try dancing or go for a walk. But the framing trips me up every time.

[kisseism]

the amount of care and attention the human body needs is disgusting

[michaelmcdonaldofficial]

deeply deeply deeply intrigued by the wall art choices from this zillow listing i found in Quebec

[dirtbaby2016]

[official-sonic-team]

i can’t lie this is the realest shit

[scullysflannel]

"are they soulmates" "are they good for each other" "are they bad for each other" i don't care. they're fictional! the question to be asking is are they interesting

[certified-linguistics-moment]

[depsidase]

[not100bees]

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

[t4t-fwb-meronia]

[theomenroom]

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

[jawline-of-steel]

We have once again returned to the four humors

[ouchlord-vivaldi]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my bitch doesn't say much shes curt like cobain

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives