JESSE ST. JAMES

i picked the stephen sondheim biography section for our clandestine meeting place because only he would be able to express my melancholia. independendant & selective jesse st. james of fox's glee. loved by fox. sideblog to lopeiz ! currently dash only. same rules apply. icon psd credit to ashtynrph. jesse st james details: he/him, bisexual

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Send me ♡ + a word, and I’ll write a headcanon.

[devotedecay]

❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 

[ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other . 

[oooy]

Jake Peralta: A Mood

[melamemea]

secret relationship .

painful

“ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”

“ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”

“ i’m getting tired of hiding…”

“ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”

“ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”

“ are you sure we will — ? ”

“ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”

“ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”

“ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”

“ is this a joke to you?”

“ i deleted all our texts. ”

“ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”

“ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”

provoked

“ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”

“ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”

“ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”

“ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”

“ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”

“ is this a joke to you — ?!”

“ stop that — we’re in public. ”

“ no, not until we get home. ”

“ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”

“ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”

steamy

“ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”

“ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”

“ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”

“ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”

“ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”

“ i missed your scent…”

“ it feels so good — being close to again… ”

“ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”

“ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”

“ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”

“ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”

innocent

“ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”

“ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”

“ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”

“ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”

“ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”

“ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”

“ i long for the day i get to hug you in the open ”

[expressmelancholia]

so who’s trying to write a phantom of the opera plot with me ??

[lupesalvarez]

[expressmelancholia]

@shoreabove

[lissasmemes]

                                 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 (𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧)                                   𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬.

               feel free to change pronouns/wording as needed.

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞  

“once the last drop of rain has dried off the pavement, shouldn’t i find a stain?” “you find graffiti on the walls of old bathroom stalls.” “you know, you can scratch it right off.” “that’s how it used to be.” “you can’t change where it’s/he’s/she’s/they’ve been.” “i lived and i learned.” “no amount of freedom gets you clean.” “i’ve still got you all over me.” “the best and the worst day was the one that i met you.”

𝐦𝐫. 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞  

“looked me in the eye and told me you would never go away.” “everything was right.” “every single day until the end, i will be by your side.” “it takes everything in me just to get up each day.” “but it’s wonderful to see that you’re okay.” “it takes everything in me just to get up each day but it’s wonderful to see that you’re okay.” “hello mr. perfectly fine.” “how’s your heart after breaking mine?” “i’ve been miss misery since your goodbye.” “never told me why.” “never had to see my cry.” “he goes about his day, forgets he ever even heard my name.” “i thought you might be different than the rest.” “i guess you’re all the same.” “i hear he’s got his arm ‘round a brand new girl.” “i’ve been picking up my heart.” “i never got past what you put me through.” “someday maybe you’ll miss me.”

𝐰𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲  

“we used to walk along the street when the porch lights were shining bright.” “i do recall a good while back we snuck into the circus.” “we were happy.” “when it was good, it was good.” “no one could touch the way we laughed in the dark.” “we used to watch the sun go down on the boats in the water.” “goodbye’s so much harder ‘cause we were happy.” “i hate those voices telling me i’m not in love anymore.” “they don’t give me choices.” “that’s what these tears are for.”

𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧  

“i need some time.” “i need some space.” “you watched me go.” “i knew my words were hard to hear and harder to ever take back.” “i knew my words were hard to hear.” “when can i come back?” “i did you wrong.” “through the phone came all your tears.” “leave those all in our past.” “honestly, when you were gone did you ever think of me?”

𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮  

“i knew i’d run into you somewhere.” “it’s been a while.” “i didn’t mean to stare.” “i heard she’s nothing like me.” “i’m sure she’ll make you happy.” “don’t you smile at me.” “don’t you smile at me and ask me how i’ve been.” “don’t you say you’ve missed me.” “don’t you say you’ve missed me if you don’t want me again.” “so why don’t you?” “i really wish that i could hate you.” “that’s just something i can’t do.” “i swore i wouldn’t do this.” “you can say we’re still friends.” “i don’t wanna pretend.”

𝐛𝐲𝐞 𝐛𝐲𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲

“it wasn’t just like a movie.” “i guess you could say that this is the last time i’ll drive this way again.” “i still love you.” “i still love you but i can’t.” “bye bye to everything i thought was on my side.” “bye bye baby.” “i want you back.” “i want you back but it’s come down to nothing.” “all i have is your sympathy.” “you took me home but you just couldn’t keep me.” “i was so sure of everything.” “feels like i’m becoming a part of your past.” “there’s so much that i can’t touch.” “you’re all i want but it’s not enough this time.” “you’re all i want.” “i’m so scared of how this ends.”

[vhsmeme]

* text message starters

[ 📱 — sms ] remember that.

[ 📱 — sms ] call me. 

[ 📱 — sms ] there’s leftovers in the fridge. 

[ 📱 — sms ] you said the cutest thing in your sleep last night.

[ 📱 — sms ] is everything okay?

[ 📱 — sms ] i love you as much as a human heart can love.

[ 📱 — sms ] we’ll get through this. 

[ 📱 — sms ] brb love you.

[ 📱 — sms ] that’s a promise.    

[ 📱 — sms ] i got your favorite. 

[ 📱 — sms ] i’ll tuck you in when i get home.

[ 📱 — sms ] you don’t have to be strong for anyone. 

[ 📱 — sms ] come home soon, okay?

[ 📱 — sms ] you look like you need a hug. 

[ 📱 — sms ] take a breath. count to ten. 

[ 📱 — sms ] talk to me.

[ 📱 — sms ] surprise! do you like it? 

[ 📱 — sms ] stay in bed and rest.

[ 📱 — sms ] trust me. 

[ 📱 — sms ] you’re amazing.  

[ 📱 — sms ] just be careful. 

[ 📱 — sms ] i’m worried about you. 

[ 📱 — sms ] please answer me. 

[ 📱 — sms ] can i call you?  

[ 📱 — sms ] i miss you. 

[sendameme]

Deep Ass Starters.

[crisisdrawn-a]

Sometimes it’s hard to get in depth with your muse and their backstory, because you can’t figure out how to bring those things up with others. Here are a couple of starters intended to make things a little more personal!

“What’s holding you back?”

“I’m not comfortable with this conversation.”

“Will you /ever/ be comfortable with this conversation?”

“Let me in sometime!”

“It’s not that easy, you know.”

“Help me understand.”

“It’s hard to connect with someone when all they do is push you away.”

“Why are you always so cold?”

“Why are you always so happy?”

“Are you really happy now?”

“Who hurt you this badly to make you this way?!”

“What, did your ex mess you up that badly?!”

“Why do you keep fighting it any time you feel?”

“It’s a problem, I get it.”

“This is all kinds of messed up.”

“That’s not exactly a good coping method.”

“So what happened, with your parents, really?”

“What was your childhood like?”

“Everyone has at lest a little bit of mommy/daddy issues. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.”

“My parents aren’t exactly perfect models, either.”

“You were bullied? What for?”

“Was it hard? Coming out, I mean.”

“You can’t just run away all the time.”

“You can’t just hide all the time.”

“Are you still thinking about them?”

“I’m not the enemy here. But this makes me wonder who the real one is for you.”

“Is the reason you’re so cold and defensive because you feel threatened?”

“How long has it been since you last spoke to them?”

“You never talk about it, why?”

“How come you’re so different around them?”

“It’s like you don’t have a care or worry in the world.”

“You seem so perfect. I don’t get it.”

“What was your ex like?”

“I don’t think I was ever good enough for them.”

“Are you not comfortable being intimate?”

“Why don’t you feel comfortable being intimate?”

“Letting someone see you that vulnerable, it’s a scary thing.”

“Are you scared of being hurt?”

“Have you ever been taken advantage of?”

“Why are you afraid of saying I love you?”

“I never understood how someone could say those words so easily.”

“You’re hurting others the way you’ve been hurt in the past, don’t you think that’s ironic?”

“You use people to make yourself feel better.”

“I’m scared of being used again…”

“Losing someone isn’t easy, but you’re making it harder than it needs to be.”

“How long has it been since you lost them?”

“You’re too attached.”

“I’m not attached, I’m just comfortable with what I’m familiar to.”

“Maybe the real reason you’re so controlling is because, deep down you’d rather have them in your grasp than lose them.”

“Why did you ever break up?” / “Why did we ever break up?”

[magnoliamemes-deactivated201906]

Random sentence starters.  

“Don’t make me laugh,  I’m trying to be mad at you”

“I’m not stalking you,  I’m following you without your knowledge. It’s completely different”  

“I guess I’ll go alone then, without you. Alone.  By myself.  Like a friendless loser.”

“Let me see that pretty smile”  

“It’s you and me against the world”

“Don’t worry, everyone makes mistakes.  Like me I was my parents greatest mistake”

“When I look at you all I feel is rage”

“Are you always this happy go lucky? Don’t you ever feel UNHAPPY?”

“I will dance anywhere I please”

“What’s it like being brighter than the sun?”

“C’mon, we’re too cool for this”

“Would it be weird if we held hands.  Not like a couple, just as a friends or maybe as a couple. I just want to hold your hand”  

“I need you to do me a favor,  hit me as hard as you can” 

“It’s okay,  I know it’s difficult being short so I’ll just lift you whenever you’re trying to reach something up high”

“I’m sorry if I hugged you for an unreasonable amount of time”

“Hurry,  HOP on my back. There’s no time for explanation”

“You know me better than I know me. What should I do?”

“I wouldn’t be staring at you if you weren’t so pretty. I’m not to blame for this”

“We’re friends even if you disagree”

“Now listen here, I love you but you suck”

“I couldn’t think of a way to end my story so I just made annoying noises” 

“Look into my eyes. Do they look infected to you?”

“That’s it. I give up on life”

“I’m friendship breaking up with you.  Don’t worry,  I’ll find someone better”

“No, I wasn’t thinking of kissing you. How awkward would that be. I mean unless you wanted to?”

“Believe in the me that believes in you”

“You’re too tall. It frightens me”

“Wanna spin in circles until we’re too dizzy to stand?”

“We make the perfect duo. Me, the smart one and you the dumb one.”

“Your destiny is to hangout with me. No one else,  ever.  I get jealous”  

“Well if you think I can do it then obviously I cannot”

“I’d say listen to your heart but I highly doubt you have one”

“I’m crying because your face is cute”

“Why are you so hideous?”  

“Oh look it’s you,  the embodiment of an actual angel here to bless me”

“You kissed my face,  I can die happy now”

“You look huggable,  may I confirm?” 

“I think I’m having a fake heart attack”

“Don’t touch me with your weird fingers”

“I had a dream about you,  you died”

“I’m gonna snowplow your whole family”

“You were the one that got away but I’ll get you next time. Oh yes I will”

“I’m gonna keep you forever”

“Don’t look at me with those big sad eyes. I can’t take it”

“You think I’ll do it, but I’ll tell you right now there’s no way- okay I’ll do it”

“I saw a baby deer and it reminded me of you”

“I didn’t miss you,  I REALLY missed you there’s a difference”

“Did you know you’re fantastic?”  

“You disgust me in the best kinds of ways”

“If I had to pick a friend to marry, I’d pick you”

“And they all lived happily ever after or I hope they did. I didn’t even read the book.”

“My life would be boring without you. Very peaceful and stress free but boring”

[rpmemestbh]

Drinking starters

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞

❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞  

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

❝Let me drive you home.❞

❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞ 

❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

❝How do you show fish affection?❞

❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

❝Drunk I am not.❞

-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

❝I’m not even tired.❞

❝I should call my ex.❞

❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

❝I’m having a party for two.❞

❝You’re so hot.❞

❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

*kisses on forehead*

*kisses on cheek*

*kisses on lips*

[harleenqzel]

Apartment plots 2.0

Apartment plots 1.0

I just moved in next door and…

I just moved in next door and it turns out my neighbor is my old high school boyfriend who got me pregnant and yikes I forgot to tell him about that..

Similarly; I just moved in next door and it turns out my neighbor is my old high school sweetheart, and she has a baby with her…that couldn’t be mine, right?

I just moved in next door and I know it’s 4 in the morning but you’re my neighbor and I really need help moving my boxes in. 

I just moved in next door, and the real estate agent told me this was a really quiet apartment complex but you’re so loud, and now i’m banging on your door to shut you up, but wow you’re really cute..

I just moved in next door and I swear I was heterosexual before this but now i’m not so sure?

I just moved in next door and I think you’re cute, but I have no idea how to flirt with you so I knock on your door a lot but then I bail before you answer so you probably just think there’s someone who won’t stop playing ding-dong-ditch

I just moved in next door and I always hear you fighting with your s/o and at first I was annoyed at the yelling, but now i’m concerned for you

I just moved in next door and you wanted to invite me to the apartment complex with cookies, but they honestly taste like shit but you’re standing there watching me eat them all so now I have to act like they’re great..even though I want to vomit.

You just moved in next door and…

You just moved in next door and it’s clear don’t know ‘how to adult’ at all, and i honestly don’t know if i want to laugh or help you

You just moved in next door and you’re clearly new to the country but I’m totally happy to take you under my wing and show you all the cool stuff in the area

You just moved in next door and in the first few hours set your apartment on fire making grilled cheese and I should be mad but really I’m kind of intrigued at how you fucked up so bad

You just moved in next door so I don’t know you all that well but your drunk and crying on the floor outside your door because you can’t unlock it so is there anything I can do?? 

You just moved in next door and you’re constantly inviting parties and it honestly hurts my feelings that you won’t invite me to them but you’ll invite everyone else on the floor, so?? What’s that about??

You just moved in next door and it’s obvious you grew up rich so why are you even here?? Oh your family kicked you out– now I suddenly regret judging you. 

You just moved in next door and I can hear you getting frustrated with building your new ikea furniture, and now you can hear me laughing and you’re calling me out on it.

We moved in together and…

We were best friends when we moved in together but living with you has made me realize I don’t want a platonic relationship with you anymore?

We moved in together and we’ve always had a pretty toxic relationship but now i’m cheating on you with your best friend who’s always over and that can’t help..

We moved in together and I thought it would be perfect but it’s actually not and I have no idea how we’re going to work this out

I put an ad out for a roommate because I couldn’t afford rent, and you seemed so nice at first but you’re honestly not?? But I still want to fuck you is that weird?

We moved in together and this is just as great as I thought it would be. (That’s it, that’s the plot)

[viktorhargreves]

[expressmelancholia]

send me memes perhaps or plot with jesse because reed made my muse for him light up like fairy lights

[expressmelancholia]

i am currently accepting applications for a btr au... jesse & 3 others as friends who become a boyband in the big city & make their dreams come true with wild nickelodeon-esque antics ? please give me also love interests also a gustavo please ?

[expressmelancholia]

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@lopeiz replied to your post “mr. schue hear me out ,,,, jonas brothers week”

big time rush week

i will ,,, allow it bc i love you so very much

jesse, softly: yes

[expressmelancholia]

......... make me new jesse dash icon pls