Du bist keine ente.

18+ only please. 28/pansexual INTJ-T

[exterminieren]

I miss tumblr

Too bad it's dead

[angel-vein-blog]

Me: good morning

My brain at 6:57am: you should have killed yourself when you were 15

[beachgothgay]

Weird how opening spotify in a web browser with a decent ad blocker allows you to skip ads just like would happen if you had premium. Sure hope no one takes advantage of that.

[sniper-fox-deactivated20251231]

Sure hope nobody modifies the hosts file in C:\Windows\system32\drivers\etc to block Spotify ads in the app…

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

PSST! HERE’S A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO BLOCK SPOTIFY ON WINDOWS!

[gamercock]

aw man I sure hope nobody learns to do that

that’s so messed up that people would do that

in fact, let’s spread it everywhere so everyone knows not to do that

and everyone knows exactly what to do so that they don’t do that

foolproof plan

[como-chin-gas]

[anxietyproblem]

If you can relate to any of these posts, follow us @anxietyproblem​

[witchyintheforest]

Yes to all of the above

[beach-fan]

All of the above👍

[gothhabiba]

*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume

[nocontextgoodplace]

[bob-belcher]

It (2017) dir. Andrés Muschietti

[creepy-fettucine]

I haven’t posted a TCC meme in a while

[yourdarkestdream]

@ted-bongdy the more I see the more they kill me honestly lmao

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[theawesomeraccoon]

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

[impossiblerebelblaze]

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

[fangirlhaley]

This is my favorite video ever

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[beauzos]

when a character you hate dies

[excima]

I’m bubbie

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Flapjack: “Bubbie.”

Bubbie: “Yeah, baby?”

Flapjack: [sadly] “I miss K’nuckles.”

Bubbie: [cheerfully] “I don’t!”

[ruinedchildhood]

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

[drferox]

Yup.

One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’

We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things

We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals

Meat safety is part of our training

Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice

We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak

[antique-scarecrow]

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[stars-bean]

The Proposal (2009) dir. Anne Fletcher

[thewokesister]

Reblog if u claim it🔮✨

[iamrushin-deactivated20230412]

ill take it

[nomediocre]

Happiness! Yes please 🤞🏽🤞🏽

[cosmic-noir]

Prosperity will be mine! 💕 I claim it!

[kvothbloodless]

Seen this screenshotted but never the actual video. Screen shots do not do it justice.

[vvdotcom]

Eric Andre is a show of gold