[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 17

[prismatic-bell]

Ngl I literally spit tea at the Jersey Mike's bag.

Also I need all of you to know the dude who got photobombed by the hummingbird had EXACTLY the correct response. Those beautiful little motherfuckers are mean as HELL.

[numberlover1729]

you ain't joking. there's a reason that the Aztec God of War was often depicted as a Hummingbird

[xiaq]

A fun but admittedly petty thing I do is when I see a post on social media where someone is saying “God bless Trump!! Pray for Trump!!”and suchlike, I comment, “Amen! Psalm 109:8-17!” And depending on the platform I’ll get likes/hearts/prayer hands emojis etc. but I’ve been doing this for months and so far no one has actually read the verse, I don’t think. Lol.

[xiaq]

[travelingtwentysomething]

I love the idea that someone wrote such a good fucking burn book curse verse that someone was like "it's giving first class cunt, PUT IT IN THE BIBLE"

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[wikicamp2]

[gaytanic-panic]

[gala-xyzz]

[herpsandbirds]

Australian Lungfish (Neoceratodus forsteri), family Neoceratodontidae, order Ceratodontiformes, class Dipnoi, Australia

ENDANGERED.

photograph by Bill Hawthorne

[memewhore]

[cosmonautroger]

Windows 98 Underwater Screensaver, 1998

[chips1977]

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

[sherdnerd]

[isabelopaque]

[justagingerwithredhair]

Happy Coelacanth Saturday, everyone!

[anxietyproblem]

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

feeling like the health inspector

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[natalieironside]

Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.

I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"

[natalieironside]

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly