enjoy the silence

[punkasfrick-deactivated20151031]

I hate when akinator asks that one really specific question and you know he’s fucking got you

[sharkchunks]

[taylor-doodles]

[ukrainian-psycho]

yeah boss i don’t tbink he’s the guy youd want to be quoting on that ☠️

[swampgallows]

[egberts]

i was about to talk shit on how impractical round food storage containers are when fridges are square but if we didn't have them then where would soup go? certainly not a square container

[vim-artisan]

i have soup in a rectangular container in my fridge rn

[egberts]

that's fucked up bro

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[guidancerune]

anyone else notice how nothing happened in august

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

speak for urself i think i strait up #Gotkilled 3 times

[ruinedchildhood]

When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅

[burningsilence]

PLEASE HIS LITTLE FACE 🥹

[the-big-mood]

[fancifulshenanigans]

Same as that water sipping kitten

[nicollekidman]

original sin (insider trading)

[eva-420]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[strongermonster]

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

[strongermonster]

university is the best place on earth bc everyone has like 400 iq points but we’re all collectively only using 18 of them (7 on weekends but we have to share them)

[45639844745389475838490347]

Ew university students aren’t smarter than anyone ever at any point

[strongermonster]

hmm it’s almost like i exaggerated the number to make a, how you say, joque! but it seems like it wasn’t your turn with the iq points this weekend huh

[overflowchute]

me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

[8foldhero-deactivated20181214]

this makes so much more sense now???

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

Why didn’t this meme come with a translator’s note

[browsedankmemes]

[anarcho-compass]

Hmm

[magnechamp]

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

[barzum-and-baizli]

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

[unclefather]

[medievalspinster]

I’m both

[c-bassmeow]