what is life, without a little tony stark?

moved to @dr-stxrk most of my posts are incorrect or direct quotes of marvel heroes i know and love. i occasionally post some edits, gifts, rants, fun-facts and cuts from comics, too. by the way, i'm shera, and this is a %100 hate-free blog. (you can find shit about me under #about me tag.)

[softboynick]

After three (3) years since the release of Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo, I still don’t understand why the Captain America exhibit was held in the Air and Space Museum. Steve Rogers is not even a pilot. The only time he ever manned a plane, and he nosedived it straight into the Arctic. 

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it was a special exhibition called “Famous Idiots Who Can’t Fucking Fly”

[wordsofdiana]

How To Fly A Plane Full Of Bombs (If Your Name Is Steve)

[artoodeeblue]

I thought that was a rickroll but I have been pleasantly surprised

[eponinemylove]

PLEASE WATCH!!

[extremistonystark]

hi hello i’m here to deliver your daily dose of badass motherfucker genius tony stark you’re welcome.

[bokhoottoo]

[chicklette]

this is 4000% accurate

[from-your-ashes]

this slander against the king of wakanda, who would surely stroll into mickey d’s and buy the kids everything their little hearts desired while cautioning them against a diet that didn’t contain a healthy amount of fruits and veggies.

[winter-seance]

[x]

[extremistonystark]

tony, running after pepper: pepper, wait!

pepper, actually stopping to listen to him: yes?

tony: oh, wasn't expecting to catch up to you so fast.

tony:... i don't know what to say now. i thought i was gonna have more running time to formulate it.

[extremistonystark]

[tony introducing himself to bruce for the first time]

tony: hi. i'm tony stark and my hobby is i like to poke things with a stick.

tony: but i haven't figured out how to make money with that yet so i'm sticking to engineering

[extremistonystark]

[thor is making the same ridiculous jokes about asgard for the 1000th time]

tony, whispering: you're fake laughing too, right?

clint: oh, the tears are real.

[lovelytonys]

I love the scene in im3 where Tony is trying out the mark 42 for the first time bc when all the parts are flying at him too fast he goes “cool it jarvis” but nothing changes so we can only assume that jarvis was deliberately screwing with him, maybe in an attempt to get him to quit and go to sleep, and I think that’s great

[extremistonystark]

[villain gets attacked by some strong piece of tech]

villian: even stronger? impossible!

tony, smirking smugly: when invented by me? possible.

[extremistonystark]

tony, in any given conversation: look i'm not arguing

tony: i'm just explaining why i'm right

[extremistonystark]

tony: people need to start appreciating the effort i put in to not be a super-villain.

[van-dyne]

Tony Stark and his red and gold on brand fluffy robe with faux fur trims in Captain Marvel #13

[stark-strange-love]

~Reasons for Sex~

Steve: There is only one good reason for two people to have sex. And that is love.

Stephen: C'mon Steve, there are way more reasons for having sex.

Tony: Yeah!

Steve: Oh really? Name one.

Stephen: I can name 50!

Stephen: Make-up sex, break-up sex, someone-told-you-about-a-new-position sex.

Tony: Revenge, rebound, sheer absolute boredom.

Stephen: Nothing good on TV. You are in a hotel. Curiosity.

32 reasons later…

Tony: He-said-he-loves-you-but-you-are-not-ready-to-say-it-back-yet sex!

Steve: 43

Stephen: Experimenting to see which way you swing

Steve: 44

Tony: The condoms are about to expire

Stephen: 45

…

…

…

Stephen: This is actually getting pretty hard.

Tony: Ooh! 46!

[sodelusionwizard]

TONY IN A HORROR MOVIE

(Phone rings)

Tony: Hey! What's up?

Killer: I see you.

Tony: ....

Killer: ....

Tony: Do I look hot?

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

😂

[taylorsw13t]

Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.

… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid

[shark-official-deactivated20170]

“oh no I let it down, what am I, who am I, I’m a fraud”

[birdschoolforbirds]

no no i think robert downey jr. is also just now realizing for the first time that he isn’t iron man

[wecollectnightmares-deactivated]

Bucky, looking at Tony: Sometimes I wish I could be inside his head. Someone as brilliant as him, his mind must be racin’ at a million miles per hour.

Tony’s mind: Ra—Ra—Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen—

[extremistonystark]

tony: two coffees. black for me, milk for you.

bucky, super psyched: you remembered how i like it!

tony, totally oblivious: yes, with milk. it's just one ingredient.

bucky, almost tearing up: and you remembered it.

[extremistonystark]

i made someone ship winteriron with this post. i'm truly blessed & may die in peace now