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Bucky: I'm ga-
Bucky: I'm guy.
Nat: It's ok, take your time.
Bucky: [points at Steve] BOYS
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Bucky: I'm g-
Bucky: I'm ga-
Bucky: I'm guy.
Nat: It's ok, take your time.
Bucky: [points at Steve] BOYS
Some asshole: Wait, what do you mean by you and Steve are together?
Bucky: Exactly what it means: Steve and I are together.
Some asshole: Aren't you like brothers to each other?
Bucky: I'm James Barnes, not James Lannister.
Hydra: I have 99 problems and all of them are Steve Rogers.
And the 100th is Steve Roger’s boyfriend Bucky Barnes but they just don’t know it yet
Bucky’s just waiting to get his chance of paying them back.
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Hydra: I have 99 problems and all of them are Steve Rogers.
Reporter: As we know, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes are like brothers to each other.
Peter, at the distance, playing a guitar: 🎶Sweet home Alabama🎶
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Sad thoughts of the day:
So, in Endgame Rhodey (or Scott, I don’t remember now) mentioned Hot Tub Time Machine, what means that in the MCU there is a Sebastian Stan walking around. Obviously, Sebastian and Bucky looks just the same.
Now, imagine if before Steve found out Bucky was alive, he went to a gala party and, while he is there, he is walking around without really paying attention (I bet that Steve is the kind of person that hates parties) and bumps into someone’s back. The person turns around to see who bumped into them and Steve is already opening his mouth to say sorry, but when he sees the person’s face the words just refuse to come out and Steve freezes, because the person looks exactly like Bucky.
The man smiles and says “You must be Captain Rogers”, and it takes all Steve’s strenght to don’t start crying, because even the man’s voice is just the same as Bucky’s.
They talk and the man introduces himself as Sebastian Stan. As soon as they finish talking, Steve excuses himself and goes home, because he’s just feeling so tired, totally exhausted. Everytime he thinks that he finally accepted that Bucky is dead and won’t come back, life gives him a reminder that it isn’t true and that he wants Bucky back, that he would give anything to have Bucky back.
To don’t let it all sad, let’s also add a funny thing:
After Bucky comes back (let’s ignore the existence of Infinity War and Endgame. Everyone is happy, nothing hurts) and is already far into healing from what Hydra did to him, he remembers of when Steve told him about that actor that looks exactly like him and decides to prank Steve. Bucky gets Sebastian’s number and calls him to ask if he agrees doing that - God knows that Sebastian is a random and chaotic person , so of course he agrees.
One day, Bucky gets Steve to a market. Sebastian is there waiting for them, dressing the same clothes as Bucky (something with long sleeves and using gloves, of course, or Steve would notice the lack of the metal arm on the spot) to change places with him and see how much time it will take until Steve notices.
(Natasha is there recording it, of course. She would NEVER lose the chance of see it and record)
While Steve is distracted looking something, Bucky gets out of his sight for one second and Sebastian takes his place. Bucky is following them by Natasha’s side, holding back his laugh while Steve and Sebastian talk normally. Steve hasn’t noticed that it wasn’t Bucky yet.
They spend 20min together until they go to the cashier and Steve still hasn’t noticed it wasn’t Bucky. Steve pays for the groceries and they both go to the car. Natasha and Bucky are almost dying holding their laugh and Sebastian just hasn’t snapped into laughing yet because he is a good actor. They put the groceries inside the car trunk, Steve turns to “Bucky” and says “Hey, Sebastian, can you please call Bucky, wherever the hell he is, so we can go home?”.
Steve knew all along it wasn’t Bucky. But, well, why not prank them back?
I was listening to Paparazzi by Lady Gaga and now I would kill to read a fanfic shrunkyclunks where Steve is Captain America, Bucky is a paparazzi, and Steve ends up falling in love with him.
Since Steve had to put up with all the pop culture, I BET he knows as much about memes and vines than a teenager.
Imagine:
*Peter and Steve inside a car driving to somewhere*
Peter, quietly: Road work ahead.
Steve, without even looking away the road: Yes, I sure hope it does.
Captain America 4 and Captain Marvel 2: The Mystery of why people ship 2 opposit sex characters even if it's clear that they are JUST friends, but as soon as we rant about a queerbaited couple we suddenly are the ones who think it's impossible for people to be friends.
Hydra agent: Something made you come back to us today, Asset. Call it fate, destiny-
Bucky: I call it "You kidnaped my boyfriend".
https://youtu.be/r-fAgvMIbyU
The lyrics fit PERFECTLY Steve after Endgame, the 40's pictures as background... Someone please kill me. That music is a stucky hymn.
Now the part "Now I got the girl of my dreams, but without you I don't know what it means. I got a lot to say, and I wish that wasn't doing this right know, 'cause she makes me feel like a man, but you made me feel like a boy again. A hundred years strong and I still regret the day I chose to see her face again" are forever stuck in my mind.
Tony: Why was Bucky all nice and shy just for the first month when he met the team?
Steve: It was the end of your free trial.
Tony: But he is nice to you everytime???
Steve: I get the boyfriend's free trial.
Nat, Sam, Steve, Bucky, Bruce, Shuri, Tony, Wanda, Peter, Clint.
All of them are mentioned on my posts, just one of the stans rant "Why is it on (character's name) tag? It has nothing to do with him!" when the said character is literally one of the people talking on the quote.
The game is: guess who it is.
I was wandering through tiktok and found a cool music called Dynasty by Miia. I went to see the full lyrics and now I’m crying because it sounds so much like how Bucky would feel after Endgame about Steve going back in time.
“Some days It's hard to see If I was a fool Or you a thief Made it through the maze To find my one in a million And now you're just a page torn from the story I'm building”
Sounds like Bucky thinking that he thought that Steve would be the one to him, but now that Steve is gone Bucky somedays blame himself for thinking that they would be together forever, but that now he has to accept that now Steve is nothing but a character form a torn page of his story.
“And all I gave you is gone Tumble like it was stone Thought we built a dynasty that heaven couldn't shake Thought we built a dynasty, like nothing ever made Thought we built a dynasty forever couldn't break up (And all I gave you is gone)”
Sounds like Bucky thinking that what he had with Steve would never end, that if it was able to survive 70 years of brainwashing and torture, it would survive anything, that not even heaven would break it, that the time would never change it, but that he was wrong and now all of it is gone.
“The scar I can't reverse When the more it heals, the worse it hurts Gave you every piece of me No wonder it's missin' Don't know how to be so close to someone so distant”
Sounds like Bucky thinking that he is trying to keep the friendship he and Steve had, but that it’s hard, because the more he tries, the more it hurts, because Steve has lived a life that Bucky doesn’t even know and he now feels so distant from him.
Yes, I think about Endgame’s end everytime I hear a sad music. I will never not be bitter.
Sam, from distance: FOR GOD'S SAKE! SHUT UP, BARNES!
Scott: I never understood why Sam and Bucky hate each other.
Steve: Hate? What are you talking about? They totally love each other.
Scott: What?
Steve: *takes his phone and send two texts* Wait one second.
*someone opens the door violently*
Sam, holding his Steyer SPP: Who is the odiot who said that Bucky deserves to die? I'm aleady done with that shit.
Bucky, holding his Skorpion: Who is the asshole who used the n-word with Sam? I just want to teach him some good manners.
Steve: See? Just like brothers.