Murder Lacrosse

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[exy-and-i-know-it]

🦊 Masterlist 🐾

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Kid Neil: (fics set before Mary ran away with him)

III Makes A Murder

Raven!Neil

And they all cried (cried, cried, cried) "Kill the Queen!"

Just don't you feel too bad when you get fooled by a smiling face

I kissed a serial killer, and I liked it (so what?)

Into the light of the dark, black night

Chosen

Neil is NOT on the PSU team (but still plays Exy or attends PSU)

I just work here (please, sir, it's almost closing time)

Midnight Sun (you are my everything everything)

The Difference Between a Bunny and a Hare

Butcher!Neil

Like Father, Like Son

Hey! Mr Policeman, I just want some trouble

Neil Josten Has A British Accent

'Darling, I fancy you'.

'Since when are you British???'

Hatford!Neil

Imagine Me

Andriel

nothing a little vitamin C and some sleep won't fix

JerJean

California Rain

Been Thinkin’ of You Every Time I Screw Him

KevAaron

"Why not me?"

KevJean

Aches & Pains

KevRiko

"Why'd you have to go and do that?"

NICKY HEMMICK (i love this man sooo much if you can't tell)

World's Smallest Violin

AUs

K-Pop Demon Hunters(ish) AU (inspired by @aksbe)

[cassandrajean]

Another sketch // The Sunshine Court

I am dying for the print release so I can read it again!

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[bisexualchaosdemon]

This, but Renee Walker. It's not a want, it's a need.

[fox-in-trash]

Giving a girl her knife is like giving an angle its wings ~~

[kohiandie]

very inspired by that one photo of sabrina carpenter & a guy we saw the other day on the sidewalk with a smoothie in one hand and a very confident pose 🥸

so neil josten. you know how it is

wips on patreon as always!

[plantbvn]

Jean/Neil

[remanence-of-love]

[infinite-mirrors]

my brain demands more tsc nonsense

[filibusterfrog]

catttt for @phobosapollo

[korakos]

remember that time I had to rip out the most important 75K words of this book because they weren't working? that was really funny right

[jordiipordii]

Uncle Andrew totally sits right between his lil nieces whenever he’s having dinner with Aaron and his family. Why, you ask? Is it because the girls love their uncle so much? Yes. Is it because they need to be able to talk his ears off about their days, about their new fav sticker, etc? Yes.

Quietly though, it’s to give the girls the chance to push any ‘nasty veggies’ they don’t like/want (carrots, broccoli, spinach) onto his plate instead, where Andrew also glares at the food but he’ll eventually eat it (once they get closer to time for dessert, to set a good example) & yes ofc he sees Aaron’s glare but: “At least it’s not in the trash or behind the couch cushions again” fair.

[linskiiii]

I neeed the summer to be over nooow 🫠🫠🫠

[joleneghoul]

Not enough stories with disabled protags who were once independent loners and abled struggling with their new reality of relying on others. Where is the anger? . Where is your rage? Lets scream abt it. Rage rage rage.

Theres too much tip-toeing around the writing of violatile emotions for my liking when its part of the grief for your own body/ability. Grief thats mistaken for ungratefulness. Whatever.

[joleneghoul]

But that would probably require equal respect and emotional grace for disabled people that people give their caretakers so like lmao.

[joleneghoul]

Im gonna be so real i think that people are scared to show anger from disabled people bc they are scared of seeing disabled people through a lense of the average person.

They think the most saintly thing you can do is care for someone disables but don't care about the emotions the disabled person themselves feel. Once you reach a certain threshold of disability, people stop seeing you as on the same level of humanity as everyone else. So the thought of a disabled person actually having negative emotion towards this help is shocking to them.

Sympathy is handed out to those exhausted and hurt from having to care for disabled people (which is fine), but not those whom may be in the process of mourning their own bodies/ability/mind. We can show a nurse/doctor having a breakdown, have entire genres of show and movie and book revolve around it, but if a disabled person lashes out thats seen as something much crueler in the eyes of the typical viewer. Its spoken about in the same vein of a dog who bites and thus "needs to be put down".

Why? Why? One day that could be you. You are not safe from one day becoming disabled. Nobody is.

[jordiipordii]

Sometimes I think about how not only do Jeaneil share the same birthday digits (11/9 and 1/19) but also how there are 70 days between those dates (not counting either one) and how if they had been together in the Nest, Neil’s ‘3’ and Jean’s ‘4’ would’ve equaled ‘7’ and how that is considered SUCH a lucky number and how well off they would have been (compared to without each other) and how they could’ve both survived in every lifetime if only they had each other every single time and how they were destined to be partners and no no listen how—-

[palmettoshenanigans]

nora the numerical symbolism is getting out of hand

[rainbow-femme]

Very funny that Kevin promised to give Andrew a reason to want to live and then got Neil on the team

Which isn’t me saying that Kevin himself was not a huge part of andrews eventual happiness and feeling of well being and purpose

It’s to say imagine you were having a hard time so your parents promised to get you a pet to make you feel better and then they released a raccoon into your room

[rainbow-femme]

Was thinking about the scene where the Foxes learn that Andrew killed his and Aaron’s mom and Renee defends it by saying they should trust that he had good reason

Which is a funny thing to say as someone who has also killed people and has not told a certain group of people in that room about said killing of people

“Look I just think that if anyone in this room has ever killed people, we should all be cool about it and trust that they had a good reason. Were there to be, hypothetically, more people in this room who may or may not have committed murder, legally speaking.”

[butchandrew]

kevjean is bitch4bitch and when they go pro their chirps on the court at each other are absolutely LETHAL. Personally made to piss the other one off.

Kevin knows how to push Jean's buttons, and The Trojan "Have a winning Day" Style would be murder on Kevin when he's already wound up. They CANNOT wear hot mics while playing together, their careers would be ruined.

Five mins later they're cracking up on the sideline sniping at another teammate / player on the field. Fans have no idea if they're rivals or best friends.

They leave it all on the court, fuck in the showers, and are home and in bed by 9 PM...where they then shit talk anyone who knows them.

Kerejean version of this is the exact same just imagine Jeremy in the middle giggling and blushing going "Guys stopppppp that's so meannnnn" and kicking his feet.

[oddlydrawnlittlememories]

“a man can only have so manny issues”