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we're siblings; shintaro & momo

She could recognized that lame red jersey from a mile away. There was no denying it -- that was Shintaro, her older, blood-related brother. What was he doing here...?

She had to admit that the familiar sight, despite the sigh the jersey prompted, was relieving. At least she knew someone here in this unfamiliar world she had been thrust into. Without hesitation she ran to the familiar figure and latched on.

#apatheticshutin #ic

all dressed in white; momo & erika

《♪》 Before now, Momo hadn't ever thought about marriage. Her childhood -- the time during which her over-active imagination perhaps could have conjured up such an image -- had been cut tragically short by the incident, and life couldn't very well proceed as normal, not with the sudden influx of attention she received and the isolation the undeserved attention brought upon her.

Naturally, the news of an engagement certainly caught her by surprise.

She peeked out from under the hood of her jacket, caramel-colored eyes glancing quickly from the slip of paper in her hand and the number on the apartment door. This was it, time to brace herself; nervousness was replaced quickly with curiosity as she turned the knob, testing to see if the door was locked. She jiggled it once, twice, only to be met with resistance.

Huh. Better knock, then.

❝Um, hello..?❞ She rapped her knuckles against the door and strained to her tip-toes to try to peek into the peephole. ❝Anyone home? If you're not I'm just going to use my key -- err, not that you can hear me if you're not here..ahaha..❞

#venomousverity #ic #i hope this is okay!#if you'd like me to rewrite it just lemme know!

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TFLN meme part 2.

[ text ] a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed “ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!”, then ran off into the bushes [ text ] My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun… at 10 a.m…. [ text ] Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there’s an svu marathon on. Give me some time please. [ text ] I know how vodka works. I’m drunk, not stupid. [ text ] I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face [ text ] You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast. [ text ] Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper?? [ text ] You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people’s legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK. [ text ] so explain again why im purple [ text ] We need to get fucked up again and play games like ‘Save the tequila but dodge the knife’ [ text ] I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle. [ text ] You introduced yourself and she said “wow that’s a long name” and you went “yeah well you should see my dick.” [ text ] I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically [ text ] i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i’m sub-human. i love vicodin. [ text ] I hope you get stoned and think that you’re a seal in shark infested waters [ text ] You slept on a pillow of digiorno [ text ] You’re being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito. [ text ] I think they will remember that birthday for a while. I’m still dying over the fact that a stripper was hunting me down. [ text ] You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice and then hung up. [ text ] Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if were still alive? [ text ] He jumped into a mall fountain. I don’t think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. [ text ] If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY [ text ] Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here [ text ] I’ll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors. [ text ] We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled “WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER” and threw up [ text ] You passed out and I didn’t draw a penis on your face. Best friend of the year. [ text ] it’ll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you’ve had in a month…

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wooooOOOOOAH LIVIN ON A PRAYER

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ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

"Robot Dinosaurs..!!" Momo’s fingers curved to mimic claws, but her movements took on a mechanical nature from the elbow down. "Rawr, rawr! I. am. a. robot.”