Existential Suffering. And Cat Gifs.

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1970’s feminist vandalism. Via Layla Rafaoui

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if you brought shakespeare back to life and showed him the lion king i bet he’d be like “this shit fucks why didn’t anyone tell me i could use lions” 

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Congratulations to the cast and crew of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse on their Best Animated Feature win at the 91st Academy Awards!

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you flirting: hey beautiful

me flirting:

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

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normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[lilywankenobi-deactivated201901]

Nah. I had to spend ten minutes convincing a Starbucks barista that their Eggnog Chai doesn’t have coffee in it. It’s a tea, for goodness sakes.

She never believed me, but she did make me a “special” one with milk instead of espresso. *facepalm*

[yekkes]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

You mean the eggnog chai LATTE you fucking idiot? Die

The customer is always wrong and I can’t believe some poor barista had to deal with this foolishness on Black Friday none the less

[aquelllla]

… I feel like this is kinda mean. Labeling EVERYONE in a certain category (the customers) as wrong simply isn’t true. There are definitely customers who are mistaken in certain situations but just because that’s true, it doesn’t make everyone else wrong. That’s like saying ALL men are stronger than women, which isn’t true. SOME men are stronger and SOME women are stronger. We as people should start using SOME more than ALL and NEVER.

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[nellabellavita]

You can really tell who’s never worked in retail before by the way they view customers

[lapisbitch]

just came across a POWERFUL letterkenny quote

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[totalspiffage]

tfw you know your complaining is annoying everyone so you gotta decide if it’s worth it to vent a little

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im about to start working as a grader and one of the rules is to not give a 69 on a test. my directions say to look at it again to see where i can give partial credit or take points away because a 68 or 70 would be fine. this is incredible

[insomniac-arrest]

this is why scantron tests are good actually, the robots don’t know, the robots will make that kids damn day

robots are impartial in the face of God’s piety

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[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

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(from a 2015 interview)

i hope she’s comfortable

[hella-gay-trash]

Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^

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another example of Koko’s humour by Jane Goodall:

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Nothing pleases me more than to learn the fact that apes also will look at a thing and go “it me”

[chimericaloutlier]

#hardsame

[mancydrew]

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

[puncromancer]

and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

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World war 1 British solider desperately try’s to escape the approaching mustered gas (1917)

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