Thanks to some ultra spicy trauma, I don't celebrate valentines, or do anything much the week of ever. I bake myself one of my favorite sweets and then just relax, trying not to think about stuff.
Though this year I'm freezing my ass off in historic cold and snow so I guess this year won't be forgotten.
i never realized cuneiform was made with the corner of a cuboid tool, i thought the wedge shapes were carved such that you would press straight down with the tool at a 90° angle to the clay
@miyababi: jax i need someone to talk abt dilf bo with please there is so little dilf content im sobbing
SCREAMS PLEASE YES- DILF BOKUTO!??? oh god...
look,, dilf bokuto who’s older and he’s in his prime age, silver scruff of hair... just barely there on his chin... plsssss hes so big... maybe not as lean as he was when he was in his twenties... still a wall of muscle but he’s softened out a little... oh my god his forearms would be so fucking think and his BICEPS.... oh my god oh my god he would probably get to a good 220 pounds by the time he’s thirty because his sweet girlfriend always makes him such good food.. he would never leave a scrap on his plate... dilf bokuto who only knows how to breed his girl...
anon: My head is empty... all I can think about is dilf bo and his big meaty man hands pinching my nipples I-
OOPPPP PLSS,, his thick hand just palming at your tits whenever he wants,, he’s so smiley and basically purrs when you make a noise- a gasp or squeak of pleasure...
oh god,,, dilf bokuto with a higher libido than when he was in his twenties... oh god,,, dilf bokuto with the meanest and biggest breeding kink- he literally cannot stop cuming inside you, it’s a feral drive and base neeed to see you fat and round with his kids..
dilf bokuto with big swollen balls that ache to just cum inside you constantly....
🍧 anon: dilf bokuto and you at a cookout with all your friends but he can’t keep his hands off you. he’s always got an arm around your waist or shoulders and he can’t stop subtly groping your ass and tits... everytime you giggle “kou, we’re in public!” and push him away he just has to fight the urge to push you onto his lap and take care of his hard on cause “it’s your clothes! i can’t help that my wife looks so cute in a pretty sundress. c’mon baby, let’s just go home early!” if you say no he’ll just stand behind you the rest of the day, you can feel his strong arms and softer stomach pressed against you (just as much as you can feel his cock pushing through his jeans) and it leaves you squirming. but if you say yes...
OHOH,, please, everyone just keeps a side eye towards the two of you, seeing such a big man dwarf his cute wife- hands happily resting on your tummy as he sways back and forth, it’s innocent at first, basking in how much he loves you, but he can’t help it... his wife deserves to be bred, deserves to have his cock stuff her wherever, whenever,, if you say yes he stands you in the corner,, maybe it’s dark out and his friends have drank enough to forget about you two... but he still pins you to a fence or wall and fucks you,,, back towards everyone cause even if he’s shameless... he wouldn’t want what belongs to him to be ogled freely... you’re his wife- he’s just doing what a good husband would do, taking care of you...
bo.kinnie: Big daddy Bokuto. I have been thinking about him all day. More specifically I've been thinking how that the man has no idea how to unclasp a bra? The first time he ripped off your bra you were like damn my man is ripped. Then the next few times you thought oh he's just really horny and ths fabric is in the way. But then as you're buying new bras for like the millionth time you begin to question it.
THIS IS SO,,, YES THIS IS PRACTICALLY CANON... like the first time he’s so amped up- hearing that sweet name fall from your lips, it makes him feral... eagerly pawing at the pads- hand shaky in pure excitment cause fuck you just called him daddy- he needs to fuck you right now.
so he tugs, one harsh pull down, the straps not having any chance against his muscles, and when he sees you gasp, he thinks you might like it.
he’s unapologetic about it, if you ever ask him once you’re fed up about having to buy new ones over and over he just smiles and places a hand to his neck and kisses you- letting you know that he was too embarrassed to tell you, teases that you get so fucking wet when he tears them off, saying you liked it anyways.
bo.kinnie: Oh god dilf bokuto. Y'all are killing me. He's older he's more mature. It's not about high energy pornstar sex anymore. He will slowly eat you out making sure you feel soooo good. Like his stamina is still there he can still fuck you for hours. But it's all about you now. And with that dad bod there's just more to grab onto as you try to remain conscious while he breeds you. Also dilf bo by this time knows how to unclasp a bra but still refuses to do so because it makes you gush everytime he does it. Dilf bo also has the moneys to finance all your bra shopping needs, but insists you just free the nipple to make it easier for the both of you.
trying to remain conscious as he breeds you... oh my god... oh my god- i’m going to cry from the sheer horniness..
it’s always brutal... his weight crushing down onto you, says he can’t fuck you any other way.. you just have to be good and take it while he breeds you. it’s not like you would have offered to switch positions either, you love his weight, love the fact that this way you can feel his cockhead brush against the deepest parts of you, he just tries to keep you nice and complacent, coos at how good his little wife is doing for him,,, taking such a big man like him... calling you his good girl for always letting your cunt be used for his cum...
@miyababi: omg soft dilf bo thought,,, he never understands what they mean when his wifes friends joke abt the other women and young adult girls who give him googly eyes bc hes never thought about anyone but his wife bc shes his whole world :(
YEAH HES WIPED FOR HIS WIFEY, YOUR HIS BIGGEST PRIDE!! LOVES YOU SO DEARLY, when people say he only has eyes for you.. they mean it and it’s the truest thing they can say... pls
🌱 anon: omfg dilf bo absolutely LOVING that you're his wife, makes you repeat it over and over when he fucks you- pls like he's fucking the shit out of you and he just suddenly stops and goes "tell me who you belong to" and you kinda just slur our "you~ my big nd strong husband, I'm your little wife" and he just loses his mind every time and somehow fucks you even harder
GODDD PLEASEEE HES JUST SO DESPERATE ABOUT IT,, NO WAIT,, HES ANYTHING BUT DESPERATE-
it’s not desperation but near aggression when he tells you to say it- asking you with a low voice while he’s folded you down onto the bed, pinning you nice and tight against him and the mattress, growls it out with fervor, needs you to remind him and everyone who’s close enough to hear who you belong to.
it takes a moment for your thoughts to catch the request, but when you blink back the stupefied haze hes put you in, it’s easy to indulge him,
“y-you! ‘m yours koutarou! i’m your w-wife! i’m your wife!” you sob, feeling the mess of slick and creaminess hes fucked out of you run down the seam of your ass, thanks to him not moving.
bokuto could hear it tumble from your lips over and over, and he’s still not prepared for the way it affects him. with a shaky exhale he fucks into you once more. watching from the corner of his eyes how your feet dangle helplessly, hooked against his arms...
Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™
warnings: none, this is straight fluff. I will not apologize for it.
A rather harsh shiver woke you from the lovely dream you had been enjoying. Why had it gotten so cold in your room? You bring an arm up and flop it back down on the bed, searching by touch for the fluffy blanket you had pulled over yourself last night. Unless your sleep addled brain was deluding you, it should be right there. A soft snore next to you brought you further to consciousness. Of course…
You rolled over to face your boyfriend snuggly wrapped up like a burrito in not only his blankets, but also yours. A sigh escaped you. He was lucky his scruffy face was so cute.
"Asahi.. hey," you gently prompted. His long brown hair, tousled from sleep, fell over his face as he shifted. “Silly man,” you whispered. The soft press of your lips against the tip of his nose, then again against his slightly parted lips seemed to do the trick to rouse him enough. With a heavy inhale, his lips pressed more firmly against yours, slightly chapped from his slumber.
“Mmm.. mornin’.” Sleep was still heavy in his voice, causing it to be deeper than his usual timbre. His toned arms fumbled to escape your blanket draped over him to wrap around your middle and pull you into his chest. You begrudgingly wrapped your arms back around his larger frame as best as you could, your actions fighting against the pout present on your face. It seemed he was a bit more awake as a confused frown replaced the soft expression he wore.
“What’s the matter, kitten?”
“I’m cold,” you mumbled into his neck and slid your hand up over his shoulder.
“I can fix that.” His grip on you loosened to pull what was left of the blankets bunched between you over your body so you were more adequately covered. Asahi always was a warm person, both in personality and physically. Which still bugged you, as he was always the worst blanket thief. A heavy sigh and you snuggled back into his broad chest, your arm reaching back over his side to grab the far edge of his multiple covers.
“You took ‘em away from me while I slept, turd,” you grumbled, your voice softly chastising. With a gentle nudge and a roll back over, you dragged all the covers off of his larger frame and back on to you. You couldn’t help the soft grin as you heard him behind you stutter and flap his mouth, once, twice, being at a loss for words for a moment as your actions registered in his mind.
“Kitten, I’m sorry... I didn’t mean to.“
You could hear his pout, the apology dripping with his genuine love and anguish. That was so like him, he always was so heartfelt and caring, you almost decided to roll back over and snuggle him. Almost. Thankfully he had a similar thought and let you enjoy your cocoon, instead sliding his arm under your body and pulling you, blankets and all into his grasp again. His lips pressed against the slightly exposed nape of your neck. The surprised gasp you let out made him chuckle against your back.
“Forgive me? Please?” It was pointless for him to ask, but this was the game. You had already forgiven him and he knew it as well. A few more peppered kisses and the blankets had become far too warm for you. A warm breath ghosted over your ear as he whispered. “I promise I will make it up to you.”
You couldn’t stop the shiver and the sudden ache deep inside your lower abdomen. If this is how he wanted to apologize, maybe you should let him steal your blankets more often.
bokuto has always been insatiable when it comes to you, and right now is no different.
he’s lady out on his back, knees bent and legs spread as wide as possible to accommodate you in between them. you’ve barely even touched him but his cock lays against his stomach, hard and red and weeping pre everywhere. he always makes a mess when you do this, no matter how many times it happens. this is his reward, when he wins a game you do this for him. one more motivation to ensure that he’s always at peak performance.
he could never disappoint you.
but now the game is over and won, and he’s scrubbed himself clean for you. your mouth wanders down his body now, licking and biting and sucking marks all over his neck and chest. he’ll be a weeping mess by the time you’re done with him, he always is. your mouth closes over one nipple and he sucks in a harsh breath.
“d-don’t tease bunny!” his words hold no heat, not when they come out as a whine, “you promised!” and that’s true- you did promise him. you just never said you’d be quick about it. your tongue flicks over his nipple, drawing out a moan before you take pity on him. you move down his body more, marking as you go. you give his cock one good lick from root to tip, but it’s not your end goal tonight.
that lies further down and you waste no time getting to it now. your lips find his hole, and bokuto jerks at the sensation. your tongue presses all over it, licking and pressing in before darting back out again. he holds himself open for you so you can focus on this, focus on him. you can hear him whining above you but it feels so distant now, so far away. your only thought it how to get him to break, to get him to cry.
so you wrap your hand around his cock.
the effect is instantaneous. his back arches, and you can see his nails dig into the plush flesh of his thighs as he strains with the effort of holding even a little still for you. his moans increase in volume, and fuck if it’s not the most beautiful sound you’ve ever heard. he’s so vocal for you, whining and moaning and babbling about how good you’re making him feel. you lick a stripe up his hole, over the perineum, over his heavy sac just as your hand moves up his cock, and he cums for what you know is only the first time tonight. you won’t stop until he’s spent.
your hand and mouth keep moving in tandem, playing him as well as bokuto plays volleyball. he stiffens again when he feels two fingers press into his wet hole, grinding himself down into the sensation.
“bunny!” he gasps out above you, the sweetest symphony that ever was. you know what he needs, you always do. your mouth finds his cock, swallowing him down as the tears start to fall from his eyes.
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