easy revenge!

patchy - 26

[pussylipgloss]

why even wear panties if you’re just chillin in the crib ?? what’s the point?

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

pussy 2 wet don’t wanna slide off the couch

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[lleyksie]

brown bears ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ

[nikfromtheinternet]

common grackle and red-winged blackbird best friends forever!!!

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[eyepaaatch]

i am gross i am filthy i am unlike others i am a wolf in sheeps clothing i am a pig in makeup i am destined to feel incomplete i am empty i will never be truly known

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[lliveonthesunn]

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

[redstonedust]

nothing hits quite like tragic doomed estranged sibling characters

[fluff-e-boy]

Yotsuba yuri

[monkeyislandtwo]

this callout couldve been a block button

[monkeyislandtwo]

this callout couldve been a private conversation

[voidsteeth]

[dogpuppy]

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[dogpuppy]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[bfwonho]

this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears