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ENFP | 7w8 | 783 | He/Him | ♑️

[violetqueenofwands]

[importantcatpics]

[neetzone]

[bringbackthegoldenage-deactivat]

How r u out here being homophobic and still writing mpreg 😭

Those are two entirely separate things. But I guess I couldn’t expect someone like you to understand that.

[catboyinchief]

[i-need-an-egress]

This is talking about Paul McCartney by the way.

[percethecurse]

It’s what

[caecilius-est-pater]

OK here’s the context:

This person writes fanfic about real life musicians from the 60s, including mpreg. They’re also openly homophobic. Someone made a post joking about Davy Jones from the band The Monkees being gay and OP went off on them about how disrespectful it is to headcanon real life people who are still alive as being gay. OP’s inbox got flooded by people pointing out that they themselves write fic about actual real life people who are still alive being mpreg’d but they insist it’s totally different you guys I swear and had a meltdown.

Also, the fic isn’t actually about Paul McCartney, it’s about Paul Simon from Simon & Garfunkel being impregnated by Lily Tomlin.

[ok-boomer]

y’all i kinda just assumed this was an old 2014ish post circulating, but the original post was made yesterday. as in like, on May 19th 2022

[gritsandbrits]

🍾HAPPY TENTH ANNIVERSARY THE ONCELER!!🍻

All hail the original Tumblr Sexyman!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Master of all but ruler of none, the onceler's days are never done - socrates or some shit

[authorofemotion]

everyone talks about how tumblr should make an @everyone feature, but I have another proposal: an @anyone feature. this tags a few users at random and there’s no way of predicting who it will be. this will also solve nothing and make everything worse

[amvs]

old tumblrcore. if you remember these youre entitled to a veteran’s discount

follow forever

“rebagel”

nightposting

the reblog button being on the top

everyone referring to david karp as “daddy”

“can you make this ask rebloggable?”

redux edits

babblr

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

missing e

“REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY PEOPLE” (30 gay-themed gifs)

loosing post editing because of John Green

hipster bloggers vs fandom bloggers

when messaging finally came out and we had to infect each other with it like we were playing Plague Inc

[amvs]

[color-palettes]

Nose in the Air Like You Just Don’t Care - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#8647c9 #f2a7e8 #f77faf #fa9698 #fcc7cd #f8da58

[jaubaius]

This little crab casually clearing the sand from his eyes

[evilvarric666-archive]

*barely contained lust* he is so fucking pathetic.

[2productive]

the first step in healing is realizing that you can use your stickers. you don't need to "save" them for the perfect spot. set them free from their vinyl sheet and let them fulfill their purpose. whore.

[moreforecasts-deactivated202208]

whenever i start thinking this pops up in the lower right-hand corner of my vision

[pumpkster-deactivated20250205]

ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this

hoomans

animals

[netheritenugget]

Holy FUCK, this is an amazing tool.

[scrabbleknight]

Reblogging for my artist fellows.

[i-imade-a-thing]

Reblog this!

[butchlinkle]

The creator of the original, the animal reference tool, made their own human reference tool which allows you to search based on different body parts and poses!

https://x6ud.github.io/pose-search/

[blackpyrefly]

i hate making accounts. what do you need my email address for you little pervert

[catilinas]

tumblr university is OUT tumblr monastery is IN brother tumblrinus is painstakingly copying out the most interesting prev tags on a manuscript of vergil until the abbot calls him out for not making his proto-gothic script accessible enough and also for his heresies

[maliketh]

im never gonna get my fucking cutie mark

[marisatomay]

tumblr keeps trying to get me to take hormones to transition but its advertising algorithm can’t decide if i should be on testosterone or estrogen