Me

I am Batman I'm the fastest person alive I AM GROOT I'm the 5th marauder I'M IRON MAN

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"Oof"

-George Washington at some point

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Do you think people on tumblr actually write books because people tell them to in this site. And then in the acknowledgments they put the persons url, like "I would like to thank crazyassmurderfloor for the push I needed to write this book" because that would be amazing!

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Smaug: *Burns down a village* BOARD

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Walburga: You son of a bitch!

Sirius: correct.

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Friend sent me this on Snapchat not sure how to reply 😂😂😂

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Paddy

You know how in some marauder from Harry Potter fics they use paddy instead of padfoot for Sirius' name. Well turns out paddy is a British slang word for tantrum. In all those fics they were basically having the other marauders call Sirius a brat unintentionally.

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My cousin wanted to get a picture of a dog biting his brother.😂

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This is what happens when you mix Pinterest and texts with a friend😂

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I Swallowed my gum

Okay I know this needs an explanation so I'm in my Humanities class right now and we're watching a animal planet video and we saw this shark being captured and it was in a weird position and my friend Anu said the shark was high on seaweed.

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Do you ever

see really nice normal posts on tumblr and think "what are you doing here?"

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Sirius: hey Moony, if I could rearrange the alphabet the first thing I'd do is put U and I together.

Remus: Sirius if you could rearrange the alphabet the first thing you'd do is spell S E X and then laugh about it for hours.

Sirius: You got me there.

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I'm magic

Okay so I'm a huge Harry Potter fan and all my friends know it, and one day my friends M and J locked me out of M's house so I thought I'd be funny and make them worry so I hid in the backyard. Then I saw J lock the back door (because it's a clear door) and I heard M with the keys coming out the front door with J, so I came in through the back door and it opened, and when M and J came back I scared them and J almost fell backwards. When they asked me how I got in (I honestly didn't know) I said I was magic.

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I love how everyone else is taking this question seriously and then there's Cole who picks a person who looks just like him😂😂😂

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Mean Girls Cannon

Okay we all know in the first movie Gretchen says " I don't think my father the inventor of the toaster strudel would be to happy to hear about this." Well what if in the second movie ,Mean Girls 2, Mandi when she was getting in the police car said " I don't think my grandfather the inventor of the toaster strudel would be to happy to hear about this."

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Me at school

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John: Why don't I get a spring? This wheat is bloody stupid Ringo: You got your spring taken away for throwing it at Paul John: He deserved it criticizing my hair like that Paul: *Death glare* George: ????????