Now panic and freak out.

My bitching blog. yeah.

[boxofpigeons]

I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class

[oopseydazey]

“you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?” “yeah” “whoa….those lucky artists ;)”

…buddy.

[oopseydazey]

idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there’s at least ten people in the room and we’re all tired and covered in charcoal.

the dude in front who’s staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he’s almost out of paint. he is crying.

[bronzyglow]

all of us girls??……………..capable of so much

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

Don’t introduce me to your parents unless you plan on marrying me bc they’re going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life lol

[onlytwitterpics]

[weight-a-second]

concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.

[animatedtext]

this is the best post on this fucking website

[absolutelyfilthysmut]

[bpd-entity]

it’s not a real party until you sneak away to the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror haha

[orgasm]

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

[thenatsdorf]

Tough call. 

[melomartinsme]

The cutest thing you’ll see today

[alycyn]

don’t 👏🏼 go 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 disco 👏🏼 if 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 won’t 👏🏼 panic 👏🏼

[dailylmm]

[something-cool-and-cute]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream

[toocooltobehipster]

[pleatedjeans]