Princess Sunshine

[sunshineduckies]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 4 is now up! If you're a fan of Astarion and of Monster horror and a bit of smut- you're in luck! Its a slow burn, so be prepared!

[missbliss12]

Feed her only ashes.

[hupperts]

[bluebeetletedkord]

[lastnightspants]

[saint-batrick]

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

[acutely-unaware]

Tall women don’t you ever feel insecure, you hold so much power with just a simple stance, I love youuuuuuuuu

[vamplire]

akasha: waiting to hear some damn music

lestat: SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP

[cacoonedmoonworm]

More Simon to no one’s surprise

I like really wanted to draw some EXTRA mutated fish Simon and I hope you like it! I like the potential for fanfics with this au a LOT!

I like the whole, Grace exploring his body and it just tickles like hell! Of course I think Simon his very very reserved at first but when the only human in light years comes to you, FOR you by some miracle, you open up quick. I also think it would be interesting if he can’t talk anymore making the trust between them even more fragile, especially at first, maybe some mutation just messed up his vocal cords or (this part my be gross so sorry) during the mutating process his body pulled the body tissue, like his vocal cords, it deemed not worth keeping and used it to fuel another mutation instead.

I have a confession I don’t actually know a lot of the iron lung lore so my little headcanon story might not work lol but maybe Grace does get Simon’s distress call but when they get to the moon, there’s definitely destruction but no person or ship. After Grace is depressed bc he got his hopes up and they stop at a giant ocean planet for the opertunity for more water and that’s where they find Simon. Maybe the exposition was so powerful it jettisoned Simon to the nearby planet and that’s where he is now (idk I know it’s silly)

Feel free to share any ideas to make the story more cannon or just fun ideas in general you would want to see in the future!

PLEASE let me know if yall are interested in any fics with this au at all! I’m probably going to give writing one a try anyway! I hope you guys like it!!

[reputayswift]

[humanveil]

Scoo... "Puh." You have to put the "puh."

[ileftmysoulinnorway]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | 3.05 | “New York”

[sunshinevettel]

He casts you out, and still you carry his water.

[veryintricaterituals]

Armand: I love you, I am in love with you

Daniel: 😫🤢😒

Armand: hmm, I need to maybe seduce him first

Armand: I've spent the last 52 years stalking you, watching you sleep and have sex, like a scary scary monster of the night... Now let's be together and I will teach you how to be a scary monster

Daniel: 😍😍😍

[moonydee]

armand, his eyes enormous: you MOCK armand? you make fun of his traumas on the stage? oh! oh! suicide for the band! suicide for the band for One Thousand Years!!!!

[neovagina-penisis-evangelion]

When people argue that food from Chinese and Mexican restaurants in the US are not 'real' representations of that culture's cuisine ignore the historical reality that these dishes were developed by diasporic communities striving to recreate the flavors of home with available resources. Such criticism frames adaptation as a loss of authenticity, rather than recognizing it as a sincere and evolving expression of culture by people separated from their homeland.

[ninhaoma-ya]

Too good to leave in the tags

[wolfythewitch]

Hngr

[wazzappp]

I see so much of Simon being the vaguely unsettling one in the relationship and I love it and I support it but may I raise you; Grace is NOT normal about Simon in the SLIGHTEST.

Whenever he thinks Simon isn't watching, Grace is there.

Doing some gardening? Grace is watching. Learning how to mend clothes creatively? Watching. Learning how to fix little things around the Hail Mary? Watching. Sleeping? WATCHING. Always while half working on his own stuff of course, he has things to do and he also needs a reasonable excuse for 'nono I'm busy here I don't know what you're talking about'.

Documenting his eating habits and his mutations and his injuries healing and at first it's just a good thing to keep track of but it eventually becomes a source of comfort to review all the pages and remember that Simon is HERE despite EVERYTHING.

And Grace KNOWS that this is kind of creepy he just can't really bring himself to CARE anymore. A solid 75% of his social rules have been broken apart by hanging out with an alien rock spider for 4 years he's not above a little indulgence in the presence of another human. And it's not like Rocky knows this isn't normal. Honestly Rocky is just happy to see his favorite human interacting with another human.

This is the first and ONLY human he has had contact with in YEARS. He is just a little obsessed. And it's just a little concerning. He gets better about it after they're on Erid (Simon's not leaving a planet. No way would he ever. Simon's staying. Statement.)

Just. Grace being as afraid of Simon disappearing as Simon is afraid of Grace disappearing. They cling to each other like feral animals.

[noguricity]

[maimonideznuts]

I've been reminded that Vampire Dormitory exists, a proper egg cracker show.

Main Character "I'm homeless and living as a guy for safety, and my remaining my family suck and this vampire saved me when I jumped off a bridge and took me back to his dorm, and he thinks I'm a guy so I'm rolling with it and living with him now"

Also the vampire is a prince and gives MC a pendant which changes colours with how good their blood tastes, it currently tastes like crap because MC doesn't know what it feels like to be loved, so our vampire prince is on a mission to love MC properly.

Also there's only one bed.

[sunshineduckies]

How many of us thought that in the 70's Willy Wonka, the 4 gandmad and grabfpss had connected legs under the blankets- like the Catdog cartoon?