.primadonna girl.

my hands are cold, so is my heart

[fkmatteo]

It’s a date. Bring an imaginery friend, we’ll make it a double date.

[tessie-hollern]

This sound pretty awkward, but why not. Maybe with them it will be fun.

[milo-kessler]

It’s okay, you don’t have to be ashamed or anything. It is the best compliment someone has ever given me.

[tessie-hollern]

Me? Ashamed? Of what, saying nothing?

[jakubcarlebachh-deactivated2016]

“I don’t see how it’s surprising. I’m Jay. Again, who are you?”

[tessie-hollern]

Tess, it’s nice to meet you too.

[chris-moretz]

In your head.

[tessie-hollern]

Reality. On a daily basis.

[chris-moretz]

In your dreams.

[tessie-hollern]

In my reality.

[milo-kessler]

You said it, not me. Maybe I should be asking you. What makes my butt handsome?

[tessie-hollern]

I don’t recall calling your butt handsome.

[jules-numbertwo-blog]

“He’s angry and sullen b-but not mad. I guess.”

[tessie-hollern]

You guess? That’s cool, we’ll see after blowing up. And you?

[jakubcarlebachh-deactivated2016]

“Nah, just my syrup. Who the hell are you?”

[tessie-hollern]

Who are you would be a better question, because I’ve been here for a while and haven’t spotted you. Which is rather surprising. 

[jakubcarlebachh-deactivated2016]

“No. Canadians only.”

[tessie-hollern]

Afraid of Norwegian taking your crown?

[jules-numbertwo-blog]

“Y-you’re mocking me.” He sighs in defeat, shaking his head away. “N-not worry, why would you worry?”

[tessie-hollern]

“A bit.” she said, rolling her eyes. “Well, I don’t know, maybe your brother is the mad scientist that will blow us up or stutters even more?”

[jakub-numberone-blog]

“I know it’s seven in the morning. I have no idea why on Earth you’d think this was alcohol. It’s just a very nicely aged syrup with several flavourings.”

[tessie-hollern]

Oh alright, may I take a sip to check those flavourings?

[jules-numbertwo-blog]

A-an identical twin? Y-yes. I-I mean it’s been years since I-I last saw his face but I s-suppose we look the same.

[tessie-hollern]

C-c-c-c-cool, sh-should I w-worry?

[perseusposeidonjackson]

I’ll try not to, but there is no promises that the tree won’t have fallen over by the time you get to it. Glass ornaments and me aren’t exactly friendly. 

[tessie-hollern]

I’d recommend you to hire some slaves in that case, I don’t want any christmas-catastrophy here! Not on my watch!

[holly-blake-deactivated20201216]

Probably. 

[tessie-hollern]

Probably? I’d give it 120% yes.

[jules-numbertwo-blog]

“No…no that’s not me, y-you’re looking for my brother.”

[tessie-hollern]

Oh my, you have a copy?

[belle-bellerose]

“Careful! I didn’t see you standing there”

[tessie-hollern]

And you should be. You are the one with a weapon.

[milo-kessler]

Handsome butt, huh? Is my butt handsome?

[tessie-hollern]

What? Why would you say so?