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somebody should talk to Wil Wheaton like this every day of his life with all sincerity

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????? This is the guy in my English class that I only contact when I wasn’t in class. It’s too early for this.

If you’ve had some creep send you something worse than this, please let me know.

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So he forgot he requested me on Facebook…I messaged his mother.

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You know you fucked up when your mom tells someone to call the police about your ridiculous behavior because she tried but she is DONE, you’re supposed to be a man by now.

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The cast of The Good Place react to the season one finale plot twist. Recorded by Kristen Bell. (x)

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From the fanfic “That’s pretty much the show, honestly”

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the gems: we raised a Steven!

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This panic happens like every few months.

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Whether for time or pacing or some other reason, this small moment never made it into the FMA:Brotherhood finale. It’s so small, but it speaks volumes, so I think it deserves some recognition.

This whole series has been big on the theme of “there are worse things than dying”. Death itself is natural, and trying to defy it–trying to not be the person left behind–is selfish arrogance; it’s punished continually. Hohenheim faced what may be considered a fate worth than death via immortality. Ed, Al, and Izumi were punished for trying to undo death. Roy, Riza, and Scar were haunted, possessed, driven to despair by being the survivors in a death-laden atrocity.

Convention states that the “selfless” thing to do is to sacrifice oneself for another. And Ed would do ANYTHING for Al. You’d think it’s logical, that Ed would just sacrifice himself to bring Al back and be done with it.

But THAT is not the philosophy of Fullmetal Alchemist. The SURVIVORS suffer. The ones left behind are left to deal with the grief and loss and loneliness. Ed knows that. He knows that all too well, to the point that even Roy is aware.

And Ed would much rather bear the burden of loss and hurt and grief himself. He’d rather shoulder the worse fate. He’d rather live in a world without his brother. Because the alternative would mean putting Alphonse through that survivor’s life,

And that’s something Ed could never do.

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We bought Mountain Dew flavored lip balm and now we just keep saying, "Bro, I need some gamer fuel," and kissing each other.

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This isn't a cute relationship post. "We" are four grown men who are supposed to be working right now.

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I assumed it was a one time i dreamped

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Gods of Amonkhet (Oketra, Kefnet, Rhonas, Bontu, Hazoret) by Chase Stone

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Saint Laurent

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Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

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[Image text from a novel:

"I like your mother. You have your mother's breasts."

"Her breasts."

"Great stand-up tits," he said.]

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sorry I think we’re sleeping on

This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

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this is Cosmopolis by Don DeLillo. it’s a really weird novel about a man going to get a haircut that’s also a pretty explicit criticism of the 1%.

the main character is a multimillionaire who’s so fixated on money and materialism that he’s basically forgotten how to be a normal human being and connect with people. that conversation above is him talking to his new wife. at one point, he even says something like, “this is good. we are having a conversation. this is what people do.”