I do art sometimes

Ezra - She/They/He - Lurker

[jumalanpelko]

Happy mothers day!

[jumalanpelko]

me too bitch me too (but like. positive lmao)

FINALLY all of Jumalanpelko book 1 is numbered! I ordered an isbn code today and will soon get a test copy!! And then it is preorder time!!!

It is happening bitches we are so Jumalanback that doesnt work as well as Jumalanpelkover

[meltesh28]

✨🦋🦋🦋☺️🦋✨🦋✨ 

rly loved this moment from book 3 ,,

[neapenning]

Bad influence

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beemovieerotica]

[spit8]

yeah man we can tell

[ajax-n-co-deactivated20241014]

he looks like hes on the verge of sobbing

[wrecxks]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

AO3 changed their beta status to omega for April fools. Everybody else can go home because we already have a winner

[freshlypickedmint]

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

[freshlypickedmint]

I have faith

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: c, a, t at. t, atg c a ta at t caa. a a , caa t a a ta ta- ga . t atg c ca a t a a ga . t a

Closest match: Equus caballus genome assembly, chromosome: 19 Common name: Horse

(image source)

[freshlypickedmint]

YOU. I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS WAS GETTING NOTES AGAIN ALL OF A SUDDEN.

[mothmaninlingerie]

who's the real winner here

[havanillas]

damn pearl is so pretty i hope she kisses girls

[justsomeectoplasm]

I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.

[justsomeectoplasm]

Behold, my collection

[justsomeectoplasm]

[justsomeectoplasm]

And my favorite one

[saturniandragon]

I offer an addition.

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[whynotfabulous]

ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative

[skribblegurl]

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

[heywriters]

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

[bumblewyn]

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

[myfairkatiecat]

LIFE SAVED

REBLOGGING TO SAVE ANOTHER WRITERS LIFE

[sirowsky]

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

[making-friendos]

I had a dream last night that I invented a new character that was literally just a kiwi bird wearing jeans but everyone got really really excited when I posted it like “OH HELL YEAH IT’S THE PANTS BIRD”

To be fair. They were pretty cute.

[king-the-pathetic]

Oh hell yeah, it's the pants bird!

[bippus]

"kill self" at the bottom of an otherwise long and healthy to-do list

[nabumalikata]

[nomohmoss]