The Third Kind

Here for all things Magnificent Seven. Partial to Ezra cause he’s a crafty lovable bastard but I do adore every one of the boys

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THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN (1998-2000)

s01e01 “The Ghosts of the Confederacy”

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Ezra Standish + season 1

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Absolutely stellar Dynamic Duos™ I would not mess with- Part 1:

Chris and Vin- Ultimate duo. Will mess you up. Would kill and die for each other. They can read each other’s mind. Do not cross them or come between them unless you want your ass handed to you in a major way. Do not engage- repeat, do not engage.

Buck and Ezra- Feral and Refined. Raised by their mothers, act like brothers. Will definitely put the fear of god into you by chaotic insanity alone. Let’s be honest they have to take turns using the brain cell they share, but they’re all about that flair, which makes a very good basis for wrecking your shit.

Ezra and Vin- they’re good hearted on the inside but boy do they put up walls on the outside. Both can be eerily calm and still make you feel like you’re in deep shit. They can use that cold dead stare that gives you shivers. They may be smiling too but they don’t always mean it. Somewhat of a silent kinship, communication through osmosis.

Josiah and Nathan- they don’t look particularly dangerous but make no mistake about this duo. Mutual respect draws them together to defeat evil. One will shoot you and the other will heal you, or just shoot you again. Depends on the day. God and Science are powerful allies.

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sir that’s my emotional support cowboy 

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Me pointing at the entire cast of Mag 7

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Nathan: You’re ignoring all of your problems

Ezra: I know

Nathan: You know that’s an unhealthy coping mechanism, right?

Ezra: I am ignoring that as well

[panksage]

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JD: Josiah, how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Josiah: The best revenge is letting go and living life to the fullest my brother

JD: ...

JD: *turns around* Chris how do I-

Chris: Brick

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Ezra, to another gambler: My good sir there are approximately one million words in the english language , but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair

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I just had to bring this up cause it’s so damn funny to me. In The New Law when JD’s trying to figure out if his friends are staying, Ezra’s like “hell yeah I’m staying. This is my town and almost my saloon, why would I leave now”

But when JD starts reading the new marshal’s poster about a curfew of 11 pm, after which there’s no loitering, alcohol or gambling and Ezra the Drama King acts like he just momentarily blacked out and drops his shot glass on the floor. When you think about it that’s basically all Ezra is about- we know he’s nocturnal because he hates getting up early in the morning so I imagine his regular routine is staying up til like 3 am loitering, drinking, and gambling and then hitting the hay til noon the next day.

I think it’s hilarious that this is the moment he’s like “aight imma head out” because someone put a damper on his normal routine and like hell he’s gonna stop gambling and drinking past 11 pm, so off he goes with a burr under his saddle and a derogatory comment toward Marshal Goody-Two-Shoes.

All the rest of the the men leaving had pretty good reasons- Vin doesn’t want the marshal to get the wrong idea about his wanted poster, Nathan is unfairly put out of business, Josiah feels like his wisdom wouldn’t be needed or wanted, Chris wants to keep his gun and finish his quest. But Ezra’s reason is purely because having a good time is prohibited past the hour of 11 and that didn’t set well with him.

Lol frickin Ezra.

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hello I just want to drop these two consecutive screenshots of Ezra and Chris that I find profoundly hilarious

yes of course Mr Larabee I understand why you don’t want me to have the money have a nice day

hskfkgjdjskskdk you long ass biTCH

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This scene has me SOFT! How many times has one of them had a nightmare and they just go to Josiah cause he’s so soothing and always seems to know what to say.

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I’ve read posts about Ezra being ambidextrous and thought they were just theories but as a lefty I almost ALWAYS make note of what hands people use so as to spot other lefties but in my most recent watch through, I have noticed that Ezra is, in fact, CANONICALLY ambidextrous. Thank you for your time.

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May I just add these:

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Nathan: Ezra, politely tell this man I want to hit him with a brick

Ezra: My esteemed companion wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls, repeatedly

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The Magnificent Seven (TV series), season 2 episode 1: The New Law.

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And Bonus Textposts for Nettie, Casey, and Mary:

Magnificent Seven Textposts Part 8

(All screenshots from the blackraptor site)

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Magnificent Seven Textposts Part 7

(All screenshots from the blackraptor site)

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Magnificent Seven Textposts Part 6

(all screenshots from the blackraptor site)