malt?

23 & unhappy

[mermaidenisaac]

for anyone that’s ever gotten fat shamed: i hope you know you didn’t deserve it. you did nothing wrong. other people projecting their misery onto you doesn’t mean you have to make an agreement with their comments. they don’t know what you go through. you’re trying your best. fuck anyone who makes you feel otherwise.

[jodiefoster]

me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

[honeylemony]

Highland cattle calves are shorter than most, but still rock the show!

[patrickdiomedes]

fluffy!

[milkovicho]

when i was younger i never used to lick the yoghurt off of yoghurt lids cause i saw a documentary once and in it there were clips of bears rootling through people’s bins and in one of them a bear found a yoghurt lid and was licking the yoghurt off. i would be like “this is for the bears” and scoop a lil extra onto the lids before i put them in the bin, mum kept telling me “bears dont live here!” but i kept doing it… just in case

[hannibalgifs]

You have no traceable motive…which is why you were so hard to see. 

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

“Alexa, what is 100, 100, 100, 100, 100 in Welsh?”

[insanityrain]

Ohmygod

[valtsv]

reblog if you’re in these fandoms so i can follow you!

bubonic plague

history of alien abduction claims

dyatlov pass incident

chernobyl nuclear power plant disaster

[mojang-officialer]

mlmcraft

[dangraccoon]

IM DEAD I FORGOT FOR A SECOND THAT MLM ALSO MEANS MEN LOVING MEN AND I WAS JUST LIKE MULTILEVEL MARKETING CRAFT?????

[mojang-officialer]

pyramid scheme craft

[moonpaw]

its fake water season lads

[moonpaw]

forbidden water time

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Somebody who thinks that feathers on dinosaurs would suddenly make them not-scary has never been chased by a goose.

[heartbreakclubs]

me? clingy? yes please don’t leave me

[valtsv]

booty shorts that say “god won’t let me die” on the ass

[iant0jones]

[cybersupport]

i’d sing in church more if they did veggie tale covers

[bird-big]

[animatedtext]

requested by crying-budgies

[takeyou]

I live for the applesauce

[californaia]

*applause 

[takeyou]

I know what I’m about son

[animatedtext]

exactly. you can’t

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Honey Bunches of Shrimp

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[slavery]