Thank you for flying Christian Airlines, in the event of an emergency suck on a Capri-Sun and know that this is God’s plan.
Cosimo Galluzzi
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Love Begins
Stranger Things

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$LAYYYTER
Mike Driver
Keni
KIROKAZE
AnasAbdin
todays bird
hello vonnie

Janaina Medeiros

oozey mess

shark vs the universe
styofa doing anything
Claire Keane
macklin celebrini has autism
YOU ARE THE REASON

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@f-ucking-awesome
Thank you for flying Christian Airlines, in the event of an emergency suck on a Capri-Sun and know that this is God’s plan.
why are ethicists kinkshaming me
the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine
@landofshame
Person: God, I hate fake people.
Me, a bundle of straw tied into a vaguely human shape: Shit, are they talking about me…?
Ya I gave him uncooked chicken but… and he didn’t even say thanks though?
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
#find urself a winston (x)
i’m pb&j - petty, bitter and jealous
cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today
millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)
baby boomer:
cause of death: second hand embarrassment
i'm dtf
down to forget
me: this break i’m not gonna fall into a bad sleeping pattern
me at 4am the next morning watching a youtube video rating the top 10 canceled 90′s cartoons:
Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
*wakes up in a cold sweat* post modern furries