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@f3linefatale
Missed Connection:
I saw you (cat) outside my window, made a little kissy noise AND YOU SAW AND STARTED COMING TOWARDS ME, but I live on the 2nd floor. So I ran down the fire escape to go get some pettins in, but by the time I got there you were gone.
What could have been?
...DM me if you see this 🐈
Missed Connection:
I saw you (cat) outside my window, made a little kissy noise AND YOU SAW AND STARTED COMING TOWARDS ME, but I live on the 2nd floor. So I ran down the fire escape to go get some pettins in, but by the time I got there you were gone.
What could have been?
...DM me if you see this 🐈
why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist
DJFBFJEJSNAN MONICA
I had a joke about murder that would’ve really killed but I’m sure you’re all sick to death of those
other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*
my puppy in the same scenario:
He’s so valid
the wackest trope in tv and film is when a protagonist is offered blood powers or smth and theyre like ‘oohh no im a good person i refuse to be satan’s bride’ like step your shit up take the powers & do smth sexy like erase all student debt curse lawmakers that angle for the mass incarceration of black and brown people end human trafficking n if balthazarius needs a blood sacrifice or whatever well pedophiles exist like u can literally save the world it’s simple math
me in my new miu miu knit dress with the full authority of my Dark Beloved:
hey girl u come here often? 😏 yeah? 😏 then have u seen my cat it was last seen in this area on thursday at approximately 7pm and,
yes he tried to lick my toes
why u think i want him back so bad 👀👅
They deserve more respect from the general public…
who?
The retail worker reading this
Harold...
Who was the man who first salted the slug
What was he thinking to try
Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures
Hoping for one which would die
Billy Joel - Piano Man
I hate this site
The ‘LOKI‘ TV series will reportedly follow Tom Hiddleston‘s Loki appearing during certain moments in human history as a unlikely influencer on historical events.
Romans: ceasar is such a dick
Loki: stab him idk
Romans: you know what
This entire tv concept has added 10 years to my life
Dr Whatever
Russians:“The tsar is so opressive”
Loki:“then get rid of the prick”
Russians:“TIME FOR REVOLUTION”
Greeks: How do we get into Troy city without being conspicuous?
Loki: Well they do love big horses.
Hotboy
Julius Caesar was a Hotboy
*bat signals my friends to ask if they want to get coffee with me*
i would like to be the kindest version of myself
