Festus

[wisteriagoesvroom]

[tinytauris]

Yuki saying he already had a seat fit for Red Bull when he was made reserve but because he didn't think he'd be needing it, it was kind of half-assed. So apparently he panicked when he got promoted and they had to re-do it and make a better one this time

[laandoooo]

we all agree right

[verstappenalty]

"they're making max the villain of the f1 movie!" incorrect. if he tries to kill brad pitt he is a hero

[transjudas]

greg house stays in the closet so he can say faggot and have people get offended by it

[j4gm]

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

[dovecote]

It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.

[dovecote]

Behold, One William.

[j4gm]

holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.

[dovecote]

So, very unfortunate news. I actually received a follow up in the mail, too.

Forbidden Williamcoin

[maxarchive]

F1 75 Live | February 18, 2025

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[nerugiganon]

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

[allphatauri]

say christian

[vampiricbisexuality]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It won't be mysterious.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Correction: there is one instance in which it would be mysterious, and that is if one of his own cars blow up and we can't figure out if it was an assassination or just because his cars are Like That.

[naamahdarling]

[give-grian-rights]

mario if you're out there. be the change we want to see in the world

[the-haiku-bot]

mario if you’re

out there. be the change we want

to see in the world

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[busket]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[goodnight-adeline]

me every morning

[potat0bag]

every tight knit friend group got the: - always at 1HP - never has inventory space - refuses to wear armour

[skapocolypse]

How do I explain to everyone that my favorite song from ¡DOS! is (unironically) Fuck Time?

[iiiidiotnathanieliii]

''I'm a boy'', ''I'm a girl'', well I'm the patron saint of the denial??? with an angel face and a taste for suicidal??????

[skyinide]

[afronerdism]

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

[thepioden]

[fozmeadows]

I AM WHEEZING

[skyinide]

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

[malice-dourden]

😂😂😂

[plasmadoner]

unfortunately my eyeliner will never look as good on me as it does on an american male rock musician in the early 2000s