My shoulder can only take so much...

No Hooks Allowed! Here you'll find my interests, Pokémon, video games, literature and anything funny and/or insightful. -Max he/him 29

[nohookstobefoundhere]

[vintagewildlife]

Water snake By: Norman Lightfoot From: Getting to Know Nature's Children: Snakes 1985

[ironedorchid]

Kelly Link, 21st April 2026

[depsidase]

[pukicho]

My doctor said an old crazy man is going to kill me. I didn’t come here to be given a harrowing horoscope. What do I do?

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

kill every old crazy man you see

[pukicho]

It's the only way.

It's the only way.

[noahwyles]

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

[anremithrl]

That was the correct thing to say.

[homunculus-argument]

A species of giants that can sleep for centuries or even millenia, and thanks to some kind of giant magic, they are utterly invisble and undetectable to human beings when they sleep - save for emitting some kind of a presence that makes people feel like this would be a really good spot to build a city. The urge to stop right there and build a settlement on this specific location right fucking now.

So every time a sleeping giant wakes up, the first thing they have to do is to rip off this big-ass fucking asphalt blanket concrete anthill off themselves, cursing about why the fuck do those things always accumulate on them when they're trying to take a nap.

[wittyusernameonline-deactivated]

[nyancrimew]

wow my tweet on my dash

[justsomeectoplasm]

The context:

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[hjartasalt]

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

[hjartasalt]

Chat where did I go wrong

[nuka-rockit]

the reviews are in

[plum-soup]

Haus if Decline best 4 panel evwr

[helenvaughans]

[wups-up]

Me and my color coded friendgroup are gonna beat your ass

[creekfiend]

its so awkward when people ask me why i dropped out and i have to be like "inadequate disability support" bc no one wants to hear this. they're always like i thought they had to provide that though isn't it the law? girl you might want to sit down i have some bad news about the litigation-based enforcement of the americans with disabilities act

then if i do say that theyre like, couldnt you sue? well theoretically maybe but not without spending more money than i have and putting myself through absolute hell. so no. no i can't.

[mabelsguidetolife]

it’s just this

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[glamwisegamgee]

obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

[dat4l0re]

[kimberlychapman]

It's important to remember whenever citing the Picard Double Face Palm that on the other side is Data trying to calculate the parameters of just how much he's accidentally broken his favourite Captain's brain. Again.

[pearlywhirlyswirly]

I miss when it was “that’s photoshopped” instead of “that’s ai”