[75orchids]

FACT:

Usage of the word “The” has begun to decline. This is because as more and more people become educated, usage of the word “Thoum’st” has become more common.

[femcassidy]

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

[femcassidy]

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

[zvaigzdelasas]

Hey op any updates?

[zvaigzdelasas]

Hey op?

[dawwwwfactory]

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

[thewickedavatar]

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

[sergle]

wait wait everybody shut the fuck up. stawberry kettle.

[chinasorrows]

put together some fun vines that i hope haven’t been used in every other compilation ever ✌️ enjoy

[madiesunny]

I love stumbling across these old compilations, cause they’re just stupidly wholesome and make me miss these times so much.

[stonebutchcowboy]

Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[everythingfox]

Tiny unit

(via)

[phllotes]

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

[beyoncebeytwice]

shut the hell your mouth

[everythingfox]

The sound of cute puppies hydrating

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[sheenra-deactivated20170811]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[amarakaran]

please turn your sound on, i’m begging you

[kedreeva]

[video description: a person is teaching viewers how to make water. The sound overlaid over the video is the person behind the camera (?) singing the french cooking montage song from Ratatouille, Le Festin by Camille.

The first step shows the cameraperson putting ice into a cast iron skillet, stirring with a wooden spoon and the words “First heat up some ice” appear.

When the ice as melted the words “should be liquidy when ready” appear.

The cameraperson pours the skillet into a white bowl and the words read “pur into bowl to cool down”

The view switches to look into the bowl from above as the person adds ice to the bowl with the words “then add ice”

The view switches to a clear glass drinking glass as the person rapidly adds “1/2 teaspoon of water” from a purple measuring spoon, “1/2 cup of water” from  blue measuring cup, “1 tbsp” (of water) from a red tablespoon, “1 tbs” from a pale blue flower-shaped tablespoon, and then gently stirs with a hand whisk to the word “stir” on the screen.

The view switches to show the white bowl from earlier with the cooled cooked water heading for the glass of mixed waters. The cameraperson pours the bowl into the glass to the words “once it cools down add coocked water” on the screen.

The view switches again to show the glass of mixed waters with the blue measuring cup from earlier, now full of ice, and the words “Add 1/2 cup ice” appear as the cameraperson tips the ice into the glass of mixed waters.

The camera pulls back a little and the cameraperson gestures to the completed glass of ice water and the word “Enjoy” appears on the screen.

Tiktok was made by user @esianrice]

[mauriacs]

mr darcy lived in derbyshire so he sounds like. lizzeh. ah lov yew moost ahhdentleh

[quasarkisses]

wait the places in pride and prejudice are real?

[metapianycist]

england is indeed real

[kipplekipple]

Crying

[joan-deactivated20230204]

love this country

[regularlesbian]

do these people ever get new material?

[nudityandnerdery]

New material is probably communism.

[sherlock-is-ace]

Supernatural (2005-2020)