my dudes

yes i know this is very stereotypical of me ~ she/they

[deadlycomics]

[i-am-a-fish]

this video helped me through a hard time

[mx-salt-lakes]

This video put me through a hard time

[wintercorrybriea]

[galadriel1010]

My brother refuses to get Tumblr, which is a tragedy because this is the complete fucking nonsense they have sent me today alone, and I think Tumblr would appreciate them more than I do.

Edit to add poll.

Should my brother join Tumblr?

They belong here

They are your problem, Gala, you keep them

This answer will not be elaborated on in a court order

Voting ended onDec 13, 2023

[lottiefairchildbranwell]

Their response:

[baddywronglegs]

*sigh*

Well, I hope you're happy. The worst I can be is a disappointment, the best I can be is your problem now.

[galadriel1010]

How it started

How it's going:

[rapidashrider]

THEY’RE YOUR BROTHER??!!!?!!????!!!!!!

[galadriel1010]

Yes, and I cannot tell you how glad I am that they didn't just send me that question at 8am like they would have pre-Tumblr. I used to wake up to this bullshit every day.

[baddywronglegs]

You're right, I didn't.

It was half 12.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

a plant's job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

what if i gently laid an uncooked steak on the soil for it to absorb

[iridescentjaq]

my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone - she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE

the tree had grown a root up through the center of it & out through the sides

also there’s an old story about a man who was buried beneath a tree, and when they went to exhume the body it had been completely absorbed by the tree’s roots- you could see the shape of the body in the way the roots grew, splitting up for clearly defined arms and legs. trees will absolutely eat a steak if you bury it & they need the nutrients.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

that’s horrifying! thank you

[cxivo]

[cipher-fresh]

[ID: A man holding a sharpie says “There, there’s a trick you can use in mathematics called not worrying about it.” /End ID]

[wizardarchetypes]

so in third grade I told two of my friends I could talk to horses & made up a really dramatic backstory of how I “discovered” my powers & our teacher overheard us talking about it and told the child psychologist I was seeing for insomnia issues & the child psychologist asked me about it & I was first and foremost terrified that if I admitted to the lie, this medical professional would tell my friends I made it all up

so I doubled down and insisted I could really talk to horses. I was doing major damage control. I didn’t realize you can’t just tell psychiatric professionals you have magic powers, I was 8.

so I ended up in counseling for this for an entire year until eventually I just stopped going for some reason but when I was 20 the office contacted me to tell me the psychologist was retiring & asked if I wanted a copy of my childhood records before they were filed away and eventually shredded & I said sure & went over them & discovered that she had diagnosed me with “psychotic delusions” bc I was 8 and apparently convinced her I truly thought I could talk to horses.

genuinely cannot tell if I my parents should’ve been cashing in on me as the most sought-after child actor of the era or if that psychologist was just extremely so so so bad at her job.

[wizardarchetypes]

I also figured out I stopped seeing her because she told my parents the diagnosis and my dad was like “she’s doesn’t think she can talk to horses!!! she’s lying to you 😭😭😭😭” but she didn’t believe him

[wizardarchetypes]

i say i was a weird-horse-girl in elementary school and you say “me too” but did it get you a psychiatric diagnosis

[dorothygale]

the other night i saw a kid with the most nonchalant expression wearing a big puffy coat being pulled along on rollerblades by a tiny dog

[dorothygale]

you know what i'll encourage this. i think my little dog deserves 10k

[thejonderettegirl]

[funny-tik-toks]

[theriu]

THEIR REACTIONS ARE SO GREAT THIS IS THE BEST PRANK

[showing0resultsforsanity]

"what did you think you were here for?"

[weaver-z]

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

[duncebento]

“NO!….RATIO!!!”

[adamsmasher]

Honestly obsessed with her

[geocaprican]

[the-astro-ambassadors]

[ballofstress9]

Absolutely based

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

always reblog bonnie

[itscolossal]

FAUM’s Candle Chess Set Takes the Classic Game to a Fiery New Level

[gallusrostromegalus]

New Game Unlocked: CHESS WITH FIRE AND SCALDING WAX.

[itslookingback]

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

[magnetothemagnificent]

TikTok

[redvelvetrevolver]

5 Minute Crafts

[fangirlycupcake]

Resume

[qsmp-tubbo-deactivated20240406]

Older sibling

[zzismi-deactivated20240403]

Chat GPT

[earhartsease]

congress

[yellingaboutmasseffect]

Tommy Tallerico

[astronic-fr]

james somerton

[loudlyrottingmaplelog-moved]

fandom wiki

[whatshouldwecallhomer]

Pliny the Elder

[munchroome]

was watching a show called mountain monsters with friends last night and i lost my shit at this incredibly goofy edit that caught me off guard

[alphabetcompletionist]

(We just got to the rock with the F on it. "Right, there's F..." *thooom*)

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO RSTU W Y

21/26

[turing-tested]

is this orange or yellow.

[turing-tested]

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

[dogonitblog]

hey op, what does this say?

[turing-tested]

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

[khazel-t]

[clearcutcasualty]

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

[rankeluck]

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

[clearcutcasualty]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[cranberrybogmummy]

It’s orange

[yumiiiiiii]

it’s literally 71

[jessbeinme15]

Bestie it’s 74

[yumiiiiiii]

[jessbeinme15]

[spacepaprika]

Y’all it clearly fucking says 21

[galvantual-moved-deactivated202]

where are you getting that from?

[rudolphsboyfriend]

Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing

[vang0bus]

its 74 bestie you might be colorblind

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

That 81 person can see shrimp colors

[astraltrickster]

I took exactly the same image, increased the saturation, and shifted it to a part of the spectrum most people can see better.

For all your no-YOU-have-the-weird-color-vision argument-solving needs.

Also, the car is orange.

[rubykgrant]

[guerrillatech]

Stop trying to be productive

[pyxiscowboy]

sam’s reveal at the end makes this a thousand times funnier

[criptochecca]

Catholics hate him: man who has devoted his life to a all forgiving God hopes that said all forgiving God actually forgave people

[criptochecca]

[grecoromanyaoi]

[slowtovvn]