Dr. Literal Queen of Nope

Desiree/29/Aroace/USA/super cool/no clue what's happening but I don't like it

[paperandpencilsandskips]

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post

[phantomrose96]

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

[phantomrose96]

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

[phantomrose96]

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[loreleywrites]

no longer looking for hookups. now looking for women to go to the aquarium and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies" with me

[teomodo]

src

[teomodo]

[godflesh-deactivated20240624]

a little compilation

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[manusmanusskript]

#THEOREAKEN #THEOREAKENEDIT

Like a hostage

[midnightmurdershow]

Encounter With a Young Wild White Arctic Fox in Greenland by Stefan Forster Watch it here.

[papayajuan2019]

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[sunmisbf]

one of my favorite things in teen wolf is that no matter what happens, scott is still just a poor kid. he has super strength n super healing n he can take people’s pain away n become a true alpha through his own strength of will n win against hunters n alpha packs n the darach n survive theo killing him on those library steps but none of that saves him n his mom from poverty. he drives around on a dirt bike while his friends have cars n he’s the only one who has a job. melissa works night n day at the hospital n she has to beg the electric company to turn their electricity back on after they have shut it off since they r not able to pay. scott knows his mom sits down n makes a list every month to see how long it would take until they lose their house. it’s just like melissa said, u can save people’s lives but u cannot save them from life. even true alpha scott mccall cannot save himself from life

[sunmisbf]

who suffered more?

jesus

scott mccall

Voting ended onJun 5

[kr108958]

Happy Pride Month everyone! 🩷💜💙

[polari]

you watch a car commercial and the car is presented as a masculinity carapace and this idea persists as if we don’t all know that the car is actually a second womb and every arrival + subsequent exit from the vehicle is a rebirth — it’s obvious why straight men feel such an attachment, and doubly obvious why they don’t want you to know. the trained eye can locate the mother wound of every car driver within seconds.

[amoebaebaa]

waited a full year to make a teen wolf variation on this stupid joke happy pride everyone 🫶