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shark vs the universe
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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do you think hornkus is insecure about his name
New party game idea for fics: Seven minutes in hell. You go into the closet and beat the shit out of each other.
"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"
Evan as an assassin sent to take out the entirety of the Crouch family, only to spare Barty and take him home with him instead. Bartys scared at first, but soon realizes being with Evan is the best thing that ever happened to him
meet ugly wolfstar who both reach for the same faded band tee in a thrift store at the exact same time. their hands touch they look up and lock eyes. neither lets go.
there is a long tense silence before sirius narrows his eyes. “you listen to them?”
remus scoffs. “obviously.”
“yeah?”
“yeah.”
another pause. then, with all the gravity of a man defending his doctoral thesis: “okay. name five songs. and you can’t use the most popular one.”
remus looks personally offended. “that’s your test?”
“if you’re wearing the shirt, i need to know you’re not a poser.”
“you shop at thrift stores wearing leather pants.”
“answer the question.”
so remus does. immediately. all five songs. release years included. sirius is visibly startled.
“okay, fine,” he says. “name the original bassist.”
“before or after the lineup change in ’78?”
sirius’s eye twitches. they spend the next twenty minutes escalating. favorite deep cuts. best live performances. which album was unfairly overlooked. neither of them actually believes half the things they’re saying anymore. they’re just trying to win.
eventually the cashier walks over and goes, “is anyone actually planning on buying the shirt?”
without breaking eye contact, sirius says, “that depends on whether he can name the producer.”
remus says, “that depends on whether he can name the producer.”
and that’s how they accidentally spend three hours in a thrift store and leave together without the shirt. because neither of them can remember where they put it
please no now is not the time for my marauders hyperfixation to return i still have exams to do
Can’t be doing this rn have chemistry and law tomorrow and im thinking about them
bruhhhh one week until my bio and chem alevel exams and i have not been locked in, procrastination is my number one skill yall
Thoughts on felix Felicis
So I know it says on the wiki that it’s extremely toxic in large quantities, but that seems to be the only drawback to the magical potion that just makes everything go perfectly for you. It is also said to make you a bit reckless but it’s not like it’ll kill you (I don’t think anyway I’m not sure that would be perfect unless you wanted to die(?) What would be considered large quantities anyway like once a day?a week?a year? Like what are the parameters because I feel like more people should have been using it especially they were adept at potion making, like why weren’t the order and death eaters just chugging the stuff during the war, surely if your about to go into a life threatening situation you would want a little luck on your side? On that note what would happen if two people who were both set to have a perfect day having drank the potion were to duel? Would there be some kind of third party incident to interpret letting them both leave unscathed or would one just have the perfect last day of their life? Also I understand that you can’t drink it before taking an exam as it would likely be viewed as cheating but what’s to stop you from taking it the night before or a couple days before to have the perfect review before an exam? Maybe there are more drawbacks I’m not aware of because I honestly don’t understand why people weren’t utilising this more or maybe I’m just insane but I think I would definitely risk a bit of poisoning to be extremely lucky and just have things work out for me, especially in the middle of a war.
Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP
my dad wants to know how i got into bowie but how do i tell him its because of harry potters dead parents and their dead gay friends
hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis
Pandora with the prettiest antique jwellery
(it might not have much use but it's pretty right?)
High School Musical AU where Marlene is Troy and Dorcas is Gabriella. Hear me out: Mary is Sharpay, and she and Marlene are exes, which makes it easy for Ryan to be Lily, and maybe Chad is Pandora, so we have a bit of a love triangle and background Pandalily.
pushing my chyan AND pandily agenda
pandalily medieval au where lily is the princess and pandora is the village witch
Ttmd ; ttms animation teaser
Man I keep forgetting to post my stuff on Tumblr too
„The Cadence of Part-Time Poets“ by motswolo
On the outside, Peter is a cute and quiet boy. On the inside, he's Eric Cartman. Yep