⋆ funny shit & fandoms ⋆

✦ they/them ✦ I just do whatever I want mains: wwdits, tolkien, skyrim

[sisyphusshrugged]

people will read into and project onto you endlessly if you act a little shy or reserved

[fabdragonsmaug]

He’s got the oven in his car

[evildoer420]

someone should make an alarm clock that plays the nirnroot sound because it would wake me up in a cold sweat without fail

[nudityandnerdery]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

we're running out of scenarios I fear

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

the booktok scenarios are now becoming.....ADA compliant?

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Let’s bond over OSHA regulations

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[goopygamer9000]

[unalivejournal]

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

[catsuggest]

[dragonsblowingoutbirthdaycandles]

your life is not an optimization problem

[dragonsblowingoutbirthdaycandles]

as in you'll never achieve the perfect daily routine, sleep schedule, coping mechanisms, mannerisms, fashion sense etc. even after years and years of healing and improvement and self-discovery. you will never be so good at life that you manage to utilize every waking moment. its great to be productive and all but sometimes you'll suck ass. sometimes you'll take eight hours to be done with a twenty minute job. you'll prioritize the wrong thing. you'll sleep for 12 hrs just to avoid being awake. you'll relapse. and you'll relapse again. you'll forget to turn in the assignment. you'll order too little food. life is far too large and complex for you to even experience it completely, much less try to make sense of and control it. you can't. please give up on that and be at peace with the hours you lose. they are not separate from your life.

[ilistentogirlinred]

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

[ilistentogirlinred]

when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw

[breezingwing]

[konoko]

[theparadigmshifts]

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

[theparadigmshifts]

"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???

[i-will-write]

[ad-wills]

[i-am-a-fish]

to all the gay people in my phone, thank you. I love you. please have one million years of joy

[animentality]

[depsidase]

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.