Skaði the Goddess

Hello my name is Skadi I am the Norse goddess associated with bow hunting, winter, and the mountains. I have been on earth for quite some time watching after Loki and Thor and these super humans, as the news has called them. I have come to love it here , I hope I can forever remain here for a very long time. Mun is of age, nsfw, multi fandom, semi selective, fc Sara Fable. This is a side blog so if I don't follow you its because I can't until you follow me, main blog is hisconsultingcriminal.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rob-pattinson]

source

[violets-and-cupcakes]

[bisexualshakespeare]

At least there’s one thing I can count on in this crazy mixed up world

[iraffiruse]

[phantasticphil-deactivated20140]

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD 

[incorrectstevebucky]

I mean.. did this not actually happen

(Source: wrongrogers on Twitter)

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[glumshoe]

it wasn’t even an order…

[systlin]

This is exactly what I would do if accidentally declared dead.

[radi0-open-door]

[teenbasher]

@i-miss-jim-moriarty

[i-miss-jim-moriarty]

Lovely @teenbasher

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[the-sound-system]

>:3c -Neko🐾

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

[stalock]

gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them

[stalock]

men? not disappointing me? what is this feeling

[stalock]

how do i tell these guys this post got 200+ notes on tumblr

[stalock]

UPDATE ONE OF THESE GUYS IS ACTUALLY A REF I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

[realmikedirnt]

@spyderinej

[renthony]

Like honestly as someone who grew up on a farm run by a man who didn’t understand why he shouldn’t fly a confederate flag off the farmhouse (even though he was from fuckin’ MAINE), I can tell you that rural conservatives are more eager to listen to socialist ideas than you think. They’ve just been extremely conditioned to think of “socialism” as a dirty word.

If you talk to folks about how their bosses are dickheads and makin’ good friends with their neighbors to get their proper due from the boss and the government, they’ll overwhelmingly want to listen to you. 

Rural poor folks fuckin’ hate big money and big business more often than not, they’re just terrified of the word “socialism” because they’ve lived their whole lives being told that the socialists want to take their family home from them and steal all their crops that they’ve lovingly raised from seeds.

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

As shit as it is, we have to learn to convert prejudiced people while talking their language. Misogynists might well be open to progressive ideas, but if you talk to them about the patriarchy and feminism they’ll switch off. They’ve conditioned themselves to hate those words.

[atlantus]

the ol’ pick your battles tactic

[gahdamnpunk]

Literally no excuse ^^^

[aromoji]

@ Picrew makers

[memeclassheroes]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

[jimmybobjames]

but didn’t that already happen?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

[jimmybobjames]

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

and got slapped in the hand for it?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

[vikinglesbians-deactivated20231]

what were the norse gods like when drunk, you ask?

Odin: *steals Frigg’s wallet and dumps out a bunch of money* I️ GOT COINS FOR MY BITCHESSSSSSSS

Frigg: *loUD SOBBING* SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST DON’T APPRECIATE HOW MUCH I️ DO FOR ALL OF MY HUSBAND’S CHILDREN—

Loki: look, dude, i can’t explain what happened. i ordered a drink, his finger touched mine accidentally and suddenly i was riding him. that’s just how life is.

Heimdallr: *chugs alcohol through Gjallrhorn*

Skadi: did??? did i not say vodka on the ROCKS? *stabs bartender* what’d we learn?

Njord: bitCH GON STEP ON MY FOOT,, MY P E R F E C T L Y P E R F E C T FOOT,, *pulls out axe* HOE BETTER WATCH YOURSELF

Thor: *singing a duet with Loki on karaoke* I️ *hiC* bLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN *inhales* AAAAAFFFFRRRIICAAAAAAA

Sigyn: *listening to Frigg ramble about her kids and Odin* ur too good for him, boo, dump him hon

Freyja: *rides chariot of cats into building* I️ HEARD WHAT YOU CALLED ME LAST WEEK, SQUARE UP J A N I C E

Freyr: I’m the god of peace… peas…. pees…. bees… I’m the god of bees guys

Hel: *drinks alcohol* *half of it falls through* well fuck this

Balder: oh no, i don’t drink. *loki throws shotglass at forehead*

Ran: if these bitches think they can touch my purse, just because i’m as turnt as Sif’s wig,,, y’all’re surely mistaken

Tyr: dude………………….. when did i like………… lose my hand………. weird brah

Sif: *steals microphone from Thor* BALDER’S HOTTER THAN YOU AND WE ALL KNOW IT *headbangs*

Bragi: CYNTHIA. CYN-THI-UUUH. JESUS DIED FOR OUR CYN-THI-UHS— ((bonus if you get the reference))

Forseti: I️ OBJECT *someone yells ‘it’s not even a courtroom’* I OBJECT

[lokissed]

Njord: You were happy once

Skadi: No, I wasn't. I was just less pissed off than usual.

[lokissed]

(playing never have I ever)

Odin: Never have I ever kissed Loki.

(everyone in the hall dies of alcohol poisoning)

[lokissed]

Loki: Girls are hot.

Loki: Guys are so hot too.

Loki: Why is everyone so hot?

Skadi: Global warming